I will be right back.

**hands over the water bottle i've been drinking out of since i've been sick**

that's a good idea, i think i'll do the same thing

I am back with a bottle of water

my germ infested bottle of water...

My favorite thread of the day.

the bottle is now empty, but I am not thirsty anymore.

I have nothing but saliva to drink. :(

Mmm, I'm sipping on yet another cup of Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Organic Spring Morning blend. It's really too bad that caffeine and alcohol dehydrate me cause if I could, all I'd ever drink would be coffee and beer. Instead I'm on a schedule of pounding pints of water 3 at a time, 3 times a day.

Jesus Christ, this water did a number on my stomach. I think I am suffering from the bends.

*unzips fly*

Hooker said:



hahahahahahaha