there is a huge race at the Razer today and corey from slipknot is going to be there oh man he is the best drummer in the world. the jumps have been freshly packed down and i'm ready for some HHUUUGGEE air! if anyone wants to go email me and my mom can ride up and pick you up on her dirt bike and well go down there and tear the Razer up and impress corey with our huge air style. it will be aweeeZZZ00me!

This kid is awesome. My favorite message board gimmick.

i chatted with him in person last night

soooo radical

and he shared his pirate booty with us

I secretly love this.

ya i got a chance to shake this kids hand followed with multiple punches last night

it would be hard to talk to me if you werent at the Razer last night because i pulled the phatteSt superman on my dirt bike last night an i saw camera flashes when i did it so if you have a picture of that aweeeZZ0me stunt, i want it for my collection. i wish that i knew who i talked to from this site last night but you didnt tell me that you knew about this site. i hope that you enjoyed my insane air an now you can tell the morons here what an completely aweeZZ00me dirt biker that i am. so if anytone elkse sees me at the Razer from here tell me who you are and it would be cool to get a slurpy or something after.

So have you ever seen the movie Rad?

oh shit, no, dont give him ammo!!
hahahahahahahaha

ya i kicked him in the dick and then he jumped off my chin with his dirtbike
he does some serious stunts

of course ive seen the movie rad, but it isnt so rad at all. if you wanna see some real radness, take your skeezer butt to the Razer and bash jumps and burms with me. thats pretty rad. movies cant grasp how totally rad i can be. come to the Razer and watch me bash jumps and youll be like "Whoooooooaa, that was awezz0000Me!"

hey radical bert dyker

bite my weiner!!
bite it!!
bite it!!

you know if you're gonna try and be lame, at least do some research. corey taylor is the singer of slipknot, not the drummer.

Kalopsia said:

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

ya but hes also a drummer you stupid dicknose. shows how much you know about slipknot. he used to be a drummer for the band Frayed edges and you obviusly dont know that so maybe you should keep your farthole close before i jump my dirt bike right off of your face. i guess if i did that it might knock the stupid out of you. Retardlopsia. go buy a real record album like slipknot now and maybe your brain will get smarter.

hahahahhahahahahahaha

haha oh my god!
I love it!

This kid is my favorite poster, because the rest of you are total fags who suck each others dicks and worship gay bands like Cryptopsy and Devourment.

who is cristophsy and devorment? i never heard of them but i do know that slipknot is the most insane band for us guys at the Razer. my friends didnt know who they were and i found them because i saw some guy with a shirt and he said that they were great so i tried it and then showed my friends. now every body loves them. joenotcommon is finally someone who understands good muzic! im tired so i think ill take a nap now. bye

sorry bro but when you gotta fart, you gotta fart.

though i'll give u credit, retardlopsia is pretty funny

and for the record, i own Iowa

whoooah

someone has self-esteem issues

succubus why did u post that pic????

Josiah_the_Black said:


yep..a guy sent that link to me...the guy has more pis of himself

but yes...a lot of guys work out because they have low self esteem..most of the body builders i know are like that

succubus said:

I always knew Tim from Porphyria had low self esteem.