So Kelly and I were trying to introduce our female Siberian
hamster to Bender our male hamster and she went into fucking frenzy. She tackled Bender, bit his throat and when I pulled her off of him
she turned around and latched onto my left middle finger. It took like two
minutes to get her off of my finger and afterwards we realized that she had broken skin.
Although I could already tell because her bite felt like a fucking razor cutting my hand open.

Respect for my brutal little Hamster even if she is named Peppermint

hahaha, i thought this was a south park reference or a gay joke