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returntothepit >> discuss >> Christian Melodic Black Metal band forming... by anonymous on Jan 25,2005 1:24am
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toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jan 25,2005 1:24am
We have: 2 lead guitarists (J and Mike) and a lead singer (Chris). We are serious Christians and we want to reach the lost souls with Christian black metal...also known as white metal or holy unblack! We need a fast drummer who can do awesome blastbeats and crazy doublebass...technical ability is welcomed too. We may also need a talented bass player. Christians only! We are a serious Christian band! Thanks and God Bless.

To apply: send an IM to melsboy617 or petrafan007

We are located in the Greater Boston area



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jan 25,2005 1:27am
this is a joke. especially if it's not intended to be one.



toggletoggle post by mikehuntstinks at Jan 25,2005 1:41am
if your a christan band than you are not a black metal band, but christan bands and black metal bands do have one thing in common you both hate the jews



toggletoggle post by Todd(bombshelter) at Jan 25,2005 3:11am
Christian Blackmetal? That makes no sense at all



toggletoggle post by my_pretentious_erection   at Jan 25,2005 3:15am
do you need a third guitarist? i have a few friends too... how about five guitarists?



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jan 25,2005 4:00am
my_pretentious_erection said:
do you need a third guitarist? i have a few friends too... how about five guitarists?


yeah...and six drummers...and attak dogs that pounce on the audience during the set. and some hot death metal bitch vocalist who does all the shows naked spreadeagled. that would be cool.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jan 25,2005 8:43am
HAHAHAHAHAH



toggletoggle post by Jesus is Black Metal at Jan 25,2005 8:48am
You should get Jesus to do some backing vocals maybe he can turn water into wine for his "Black/Whiteish" Metal fans.
Goddamm it, If you guys can get him, then I'm sold(hahahahahaha)



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jan 25,2005 8:52am
Todd said:
Christian Blackmetal? That makes no sense at all


Agreed!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 25,2005 10:11am
stryper goes BM haha



toggletoggle post by dan. at Jan 25,2005 10:15am
i dont think this is a joke. petra is a christian 80s metal band or something. someone im them and see if its real. by the way, 'holy unblack' AHAHHA that rules. when i start my pentecostal white pride band...this shall be the name.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 25,2005 10:19am
I don't think fenriz would appreciate what supposed "black metal" has come to
Quothorn is rolling in his grave



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 25,2005 10:21am
where's Steve today?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 25,2005 10:23am
listening to naglfar and praying?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 25,2005 10:25am edited Jan 25,2005 10:25am
*shrugs*



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 25,2005 10:28am
what did your post say before you edited it?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 25,2005 10:28am
I really don't need to say anything



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jan 25,2005 10:29am
Christian BM = KKK Rap.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 25,2005 10:32am
paganmegan said:
what did your post say before you edited it?


I misspelled *shrugs* as *shurgs*

no kidding!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 25,2005 10:33am
haha



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 25,2005 10:39am


hahaha, the truth lies therein!



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jan 25,2005 10:43am
holy fagatron i do not believe this shit



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jan 25,2005 10:46am
This is by far the funniest thing for me to wake up to. Now I know my day is gonna be great after laughing so hard the first 5 minutes I was awake.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 25,2005 10:47am
litacore said:


hahaha, the truth lies therein!


Indeed



toggletoggle post by mary  at Jan 25,2005 10:51am
Christian Blackmetal? Oh c'mon.. seriously. I can see the band pics now. Corpsepaint, boots and your WWJD? t-shirt.

Morons..



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 25,2005 10:56am
its too bad they posted anonymously so i cant harrass them on a regular basis



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 25,2005 10:56am
oh wait they left their email address! sweet!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 25,2005 10:56am
maybe theyll pray for me.....



toggletoggle post by vengefulandgodless  at Jan 25,2005 11:03am edited Jan 25,2005 11:04am
anonymous said:
We have: 2 lead guitarists (J and Mike) and a lead singer (Chris). We are serious Christians and we want to reach the lost souls with Christian black metal...also known as white metal or holy unblack! We need a fast drummer who can do awesome blastbeats and crazy doublebass...technical ability is welcomed too. We may also need a talented bass player. Christians only! We are a serious Christian band! Thanks and God Bless.

To apply: send an IM to melsboy617 or petrafan007

We are located in the Greater Boston area


The Light Bringer and The Rogue:
The story says he wanted to keep us ignorant Make us mentally frail and call it innocence Knowledge was right there, but he'd threaten punishment against anyone bold enough to reach for it He would cast man out of paradise Just as he had done with the angel of light Our ignorance was key to his tyranny But the serpent came to man and set us free
Knowledge and progress these were Lucifer's gifts To man kind, yet we call this angel villainous What utterly backward morals have we To worship a god who'd keep our minds empty
The constant and vigilant enemy of knowledge, right and ascendancy Yahew, Allah, god all-mighty, still a mythical rogue from every angle we see An Azagthoth, a blind idiot god, an allegorical phantom purveyor of fraud The patron saint of stupidity Whose maliscious streak puts to shame Loki
He whom only thunder hath made greater was only made great by the thunder of the church and just as the mythical knowledge bringer suffered Gallileo and Bruno would suffer on earth





toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jan 25,2005 11:23am
HORDE is the only Christian BM band that matters!!!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jan 25,2005 11:26am
HORDE "Hellig Usvart"

1. A Church Bell Tolls Amidst The Frozen Nordic Winds

2. Blasphemous Abomination of the Satanic Pentagram

3. Behold, The Rising of the Scarlet Moon

4. Thine Hour Hast Come

5. Release and Clothe the Virgin Sacrifice

6. Drink From the Chalice of Blood

7. Silence the Blasphemous Chanting

8. Invert the Inverted Cross

9. An Abandoned Grave Bathes Softly in the Falling Moonlight

10. Crush the BLoodied Horns of the Goat

11. Weak, Feeble, Dying Antichrist

12. The Day of Total Armageddon Holocaust

13. Mine Heart Doth Beseech Thee (O Master)

Just can't beat those song titles!




toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 25,2005 11:31am
reminds me of the South Park where Cartman starts a Christian band

"I wanna get naked with O Holy Jesus"



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 25,2005 12:06pm
"i wanna feel his salvation all over my face!"



toggletoggle post by malettey  at Jan 25,2005 9:34pm
i don't even know how to begin making fun of a christian black metal band. it just seems like such a feeble attempt to "get back" at real black metal for offending them....i mean, come on!!! "release and clothe the virgin sacrifice"? "crush the bloodied horns of the goat"? "weak, feeble, dying antichrist"? what a crock of shit.



toggletoggle post by Todd(bombshelter) at Jan 25,2005 10:25pm
8. Invert the Inverted Cross

haha,that one is my favorite, Could be a New slayer tune,if they all of a sudden "see the light"



toggletoggle post by Aegathis at Jan 25,2005 10:38pm
Hey Christraper did ya get a hold of these guys yet?



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jan 25,2005 10:51pm
White Metal...YOU RACISTS! THE NEFAC WILL SHUT DOWN YOUR E-MAIL ACCOUNT!



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 26,2005 1:12am
what can I say but . . .

PRAISE CTHULHU!



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 26,2005 1:14am
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming

how metal!



toggletoggle post by mikehuntstinks at Jan 26,2005 1:26am
i'm all for un black metal death to satan !I'll rape his bitch ass JESUS i HAVE THE POWER NIGGAS! i FEEL THE POWER JESUS



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 5,2005 2:38pm
christian black metal..
horde
antestor (hellhammer plays drums for them y'know)
slechtvalk
extol
kekal
frost like ashes
lengsel
etc..
Enjoy fellas,
BTW, the 3 heaviest bands in the world actually play for Jesus.. just tah let you know.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Feb 5,2005 2:41pm
who would those 3 bands be?



toggletoggle post by Justin ACR at Feb 5,2005 2:46pm
its ex-cleansed by fire members, there are some good christian metal bands out there, if u dont like old vengeance rising or deliverance, ur missing out!



toggletoggle post by Justin ACR at Feb 5,2005 2:47pm
litacore said:
where's Steve today?


These guys are ex-cleansed by fire members. steve was the drummer for them. there are good christian metal bands out there. Vengeance Rising, Deliverance, Mortification, Believer, Torniquet, Horde, Seventh Angel. Just to name a few.



toggletoggle post by metalmatt666 at Feb 5,2005 4:43pm
this whole topic is quite amusing



toggletoggle post by metalnazi at Feb 5,2005 5:11pm
christians are fuckin gay



toggletoggle post by Justin ACR at Feb 5,2005 5:56pm
takes a lot more balls to be a christian in the metalscene then being satanic or aetheist, agnostic, etc.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Feb 5,2005 6:17pm
Let's hope it's a joke.



toggletoggle post by Justin ACR at Feb 5,2005 6:20pm
i dont think it is



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Feb 5,2005 7:07pm
oh gee...like if we needed more of these.



toggletoggle post by 4-String Annihilation at Feb 5,2005 7:08pm
I don't prefer Black Metal but would support these guys.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Feb 5,2005 7:11pm
jumpin jesus on a pogostick, i just went through this and almost peed myself i was laughing so hard



toggletoggle post by metalnazi at Feb 5,2005 7:23pm
I DONT CARE, I HATE CHRISTIANS, MINDLESS DRONES OF FALSEHOOD



toggletoggle post by eddie  at Feb 5,2005 8:15pm
metalnazi said:
I DONT CARE, I HATE CHRISTIANS, MINDLESS DRONES OF FALSEHOOD


I HATE ATHEISTS MINDLESS DRONES OF SCIENTIFIC THEORYS!

actualy i don't care. Just making you realize that it takes just as much MINDLESS faith to believe in the big bang theory or to believe that we came from goo.

Oh its painful to realize your no better!!!


(playing devil's advocate)



toggletoggle post by litacore nli at Feb 5,2005 8:29pm
you know, I grew up during the Reagan era and constantly felt like the underdog--\

really, I think people should have the right to believe what they want, even in invisible men in the sky who will kill you and damn you if you do not worship them and follow a laundry list of ten rules

No really, seriously, my relation to God or whoever is out there DOES NOT need a religion to act as an intermediary. There is a higher power, but part of what makes us human is the different perspectives: order vs. chaos

anyhoo, this is a tired old argument, I think it's a very profound conflict of interest, christian black metal, but that is much like life

I so wish I wish 100% Jewish, my dad coverted from Judaism to Christianity appartently before he died in '76, but I'm not sure why, I think being a Jew is being a badass, on certain fronts.

I just believe in rockin' the metal. VENOMMMMMMMMMM!



toggletoggle post by Chris-tian at Feb 6,2005 2:28pm
litacore if you realised that your father realised that Jesus (Yeshua) is the Jewish Messiah, and the messiah of the world, then you wouldn't be so confused. You should be proud of him. It's not un-Jewish to believe that Yeshua is the promised Messiah that Isaiah speaks of. But of course you claming to be a Jew, do you even read Torah? Read Tanakh? Jews aren't Jew's by race but because of their relationship to God. A Jew that doesn't follow God is as useless as a non Jew who doesn't.

Anyways, I am Chris. I am the singer for this band. You people can laugh all you want and call it a contradiction but guess what, I am gonna preach Christ to the anti-christ through a language they will understand. I am very hardcore in my beliefs and I won't back down to anyone. I used to be a "metalhead" like you guys but I am saved now. I still love metal but I love God more. Nothing will stop us from preaching. Not even death.

And for that idiot nazi, no Christians don't hate Jews, not true christians, because Jews are a part of the same family of God if their faith is in Yeshua the Messiah. Jesus unites the world under God. If you want to be a racist loser be my guest but no Nazi or KKK member is a christian no matter how much they say it. You can twist the word of God around all you want but remeber this, Jesus was a JEW, not white, not black. False christians will always talk crap and people who hate God will always try to discourage us, but nothing short of God's will is going to stop us.

If peopole out there can't understand that the black/death metal community is actually a huge mission field then they will get a wakeup call through our blast beats. Peace out.



toggletoggle post by mike......... at Feb 6,2005 2:56pm
wow.



toggletoggle post by Ninkaszi187   at Feb 6,2005 3:01pm
"If peopole out there can't understand that the black/death metal community is actually a huge mission field then they will get a wakeup call through our blast beats. Peace out."

such faggotry. yeah the black/death scene is just dying to be saved you fucking idiot.

i would go to a show just to heckle this band. please let me know when this goes down so i can prepare some shit stained bible paper to throw at you.



toggletoggle post by mike......... at Feb 6,2005 3:21pm
ninkasz, dont deny it. let the love flow through you.

id love to go to one of their shows too



toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at Feb 6,2005 5:11pm
How about some Ahmish black metal...You could pull up to shows in a horse and buggy.



toggletoggle post by litacore nli at Feb 6,2005 7:45pm
Chris-tian said:
litacore if you realised that your father realised that Jesus (Yeshua) is the Jewish Messiah, and the messiah of the world, then you wouldn't be so confused. You should be proud of him. It's not un-Jewish to believe that Yeshua is the promised Messiah that Isaiah speaks of. But of course you claming to be a Jew, do you even read Torah? Read Tanakh? Jews aren't Jew's by race but because of their relationship to God. A Jew that doesn't follow God is as useless as a non Jew who doesn't.

Anyways, I am Chris. I am the singer for this band. You people can laugh all you want and call it a contradiction but guess what, I am gonna preach Christ to the anti-christ through a language they will understand. I am very hardcore in my beliefs and I won't back down to anyone. I used to be a "metalhead" like you guys but I am saved now. I still love metal but I love God more. Nothing will stop us from preaching. Not even death.

And for that idiot nazi, no Christians don't hate Jews, not true christians, because Jews are a part of the same family of God if their faith is in Yeshua the Messiah. Jesus unites the world under God. If you want to be a racist loser be my guest but no Nazi or KKK member is a christian no matter how much they say it. You can twist the word of God around all you want but remeber this, Jesus was a JEW, not white, not black. False christians will always talk crap and people who hate God will always try to discourage us, but nothing short of God's will is going to stop us.

If peopole out there can't understand that the black/death metal community is actually a huge mission field then they will get a wakeup call through our blast beats. Peace out.


this guy RULES! I feel like I'm watching 'Saved!'
Chris, more power to ya. You believe what you want, and better yet--PUT IT TO ACTION with your Ministry of Metal.

I have a right to my non-Christian viewpoint, and with your kind permission I would prefer not to be saved by any religion, least of all Christianity. Thanks anyhoo!

Pray for me . . . and SECULARISM



toggletoggle post by litacore nli at Feb 6,2005 7:45pm
Chris-tian said:
litacore if you realised that your father realised that Jesus (Yeshua) is the Jewish Messiah, and the messiah of the world, then you wouldn't be so confused. You should be proud of him. It's not un-Jewish to believe that Yeshua is the promised Messiah that Isaiah speaks of. But of course you claming to be a Jew, do you even read Torah? Read Tanakh? Jews aren't Jew's by race but because of their relationship to God. A Jew that doesn't follow God is as useless as a non Jew who doesn't.

Anyways, I am Chris. I am the singer for this band. You people can laugh all you want and call it a contradiction but guess what, I am gonna preach Christ to the anti-christ through a language they will understand. I am very hardcore in my beliefs and I won't back down to anyone. I used to be a "metalhead" like you guys but I am saved now. I still love metal but I love God more. Nothing will stop us from preaching. Not even death.

And for that idiot nazi, no Christians don't hate Jews, not true christians, because Jews are a part of the same family of God if their faith is in Yeshua the Messiah. Jesus unites the world under God. If you want to be a racist loser be my guest but no Nazi or KKK member is a christian no matter how much they say it. You can twist the word of God around all you want but remeber this, Jesus was a JEW, not white, not black. False christians will always talk crap and people who hate God will always try to discourage us, but nothing short of God's will is going to stop us.

If peopole out there can't understand that the black/death metal community is actually a huge mission field then they will get a wakeup call through our blast beats. Peace out.


this guy RULES! I feel like I'm watching 'Saved!'
Chris, more power to ya.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 6,2005 8:30pm
Chris-tian said:

If peopole out there can't understand that the black/death metal community is actually a huge mission field then they will get a wakeup call through our blast beats. Peace out.


what blastbeats? you don't even have a drummer!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Feb 6,2005 10:10pm
holy fucking shit! my sides hurt from laughing so hard... i gotta go invert my inverted cross now... bye guys...



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 7,2005 9:25am
litacore nli said:
this guy RULES! I feel like I'm watching 'Saved!'
Chris, more power to ya.


oops, I double posted mid-rant. That's what I get for using dial-up

could it have been . . . SATAN?




toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Feb 7,2005 10:50am
Ninkaszi187 said:
i would go to a show just to heckle this band. please let me know when this goes down so i can prepare some shit stained bible paper to throw at you.


Normally I'm not into taking things to the level of violence, but I think a little physical "heckling" might be in order hehehe...



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Feb 7,2005 10:51am
With CBF, I'd at least not take it to that level out of respect for Steve, but now that he's not involved, well... It's time to throw some Hebrew-worshipping scum to the lions!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Feb 7,2005 10:51am
I would go just to yell "fuck jesus"



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 7,2005 10:57am
Chris-tian said:
litacore if you realised that your father realised that Jesus (Yeshua) is the Jewish Messiah, and the messiah of the world, then you wouldn't be so confused. You should be proud of him. It's not un-Jewish to believe that Yeshua is the promised Messiah that Isaiah speaks of. But of course you claming to be a Jew, do you even read Torah? Read Tanakh?


just mind your own fucking beeswax

I am secular, and I'm staying that way because I used to be a Christian, and not only are you hypocrites but you never listen to any side of a debate except your own.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 7,2005 12:10pm
Go to hell.



toggletoggle post by J at Feb 7,2005 9:39pm
This is J (Jay, Joseph, Rex Hartman, etc), one of the guitar players. This band is NOT a joke, sorry to disappoint you. We are serious.

Peace



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 7,2005 10:08pm
i don't know what to say other than i am dishearted that people so shunned for their musical taste and dress, (Black clothes, corpse paint, long hair ect.) would be so hypocritcal of people seeming different from themselves. You go through crap because you are different. why turn around and do it to someone else. you don't here these guys putting down any secular bands. i am in the band and my influences range from Death, witch hunt, crytopsy, vader dying fetus. ect..) if there was no secular black metal there would be no "christian" black metal. That being said, the idea of christian music is almost non existant. The idea that God created music would mean music was pure. so there are no "evil" notes or "evils" sounds. the difference is the motives behind them. i know our motive is purely to make good metal. If it be black, death, whatever. whats in a label. we are not out to convert. we are out to play shows and be an ear for anyone who wants to ask any questions. Simple. we have our own idividual motives but those are worked out in our prayers. I play in the band because i want to focus on people. i don't understand enough about heaven to say thats my goal in the band. I know i was depressed angry and fearful in everyday life. i now have no worries and i know it's from the Lord. I know tempers flair but i got respect for true metal heads. they are as solid in there music and live for there music as much as we live for God. I hope you stop thinking of God as your enemy.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 7,2005 10:14pm
jesus said take it to the hole!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 7,2005 10:17pm
and we are not "black metal". it is admittedly contradictory. we can and will play very extreme black metal. but we know we will never be part of the black metal "culture". and we are not asking to be accepted. we are asking for a drummer and bassist



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 7,2005 10:18pm
p.s. steve kurian and CBF were the balls!



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 7,2005 10:19pm
KillerKadoogan said:
jesus said take it to the hole!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 7,2005 11:18pm
anonymous said:
and we are not "black metal". it is admittedly contradictory. we can and will play very extreme black metal. but we know we will never be part of the black metal "culture". and we are not asking to be accepted. we are asking for a drummer and bassist


The term christian black metal is a contradiction.
The fact that you want to play extreme black metal while being a christian is, in itself, a contradiction.

If you want to play music for your god, go join a church band. If you want to play black metal, then drop the religion. Black metal isn't for christians, quit kidding yourselves.

If you want to play your garbage don't bother using the term "black metal" with anything you do, seeing as you clearly have no idea what black metal even is. If you could actually comprehend such a thing, you would understand that even the term demands respect. Stop your futile attempt to corrupt black metal, as your band will be nothing more than a testament to failure.

Do us all a favor and die, you christian swine.



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Feb 7,2005 11:27pm
anonymous said:
i am in the band and my influences range from Death, witch hunt, crytopsy, vader dying fetus. ect..)


Ahh... Very Black Metal ;)

Also, there's no secular Black Metal, don't make that mistake... Black Metal stands firmly against you and your foolish beliefs, it's not made for you and all you do if you listen to it is defame/blaspheme your own god anyway...



toggletoggle post by J at Feb 8,2005 12:00am
Call it what you will but, musically, we are black metal. So, are you going to call it another style of music because the lyrics are Christian but the music is the same? ...



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 8,2005 12:31am
if any of you where adults and lived in reality you would realize "black metal" is fantasy bull crap. black metal is about hate and rebelion and anti-christian. and don't tell me it's not because you be full of it and kidding yourself. do you think these guys in succesful black metal bands with wives and kids are truely rebelious and full of hate? do you really think they listen to nothing but "black metal" all day. No! at best black metal is entertainment the way all music is. It time to put down the dungens and dragons, move out of your moms basement and grow up. you bash christianity in futile rebellion. time and time again history backs up the bible.
Here is a history lesson.
real black metal isnt satanic....i know thats hard to imagine, they burned churchs and are anti christian but the black metal movement is nordic aka they are all followers of the viking religion. the reason they burned churchs was because the vikings ruled much of europe and the romans did not know how to control them so they converted them to christianity and that was the fall of the vikings and the black metal movement was aimed at returning scandinavia to its viking state, not because they were satanic, but of course americans get everything screwed up and think oh they are burning churchs, cool satanic. so that is why most american black metal has been like that... of course there are exceptions but thats the main causeur. "black metal" fantasy for viking cultism. its a joke. the vikings fell and the romans fell all while draining the blood of Christ's followers. where is the roman empire and the viking warriors today? something to think about



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Feb 8,2005 12:33am
ummm... i just wanna know why this guy keeps posting anonymously. jerk.



toggletoggle post by mikehuntstinks at Feb 8,2005 12:50am
I plan to form my own christian gansta rap band called NIGGAS 4 JESUS!



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Feb 8,2005 1:11am
Haha... I didn't realize that VENOM, SARCOFAGO, MORTUARY DRAPE, SABBAT, MASTER'S HAMMER, BLASPHEMY, ROTTING CHRIST, PROFANATICA, BEHERIT and BESTIAL WARLUST were all followers of Viking traditions! News to me!

And I don't think anyone thinks their favorite Black Metal bands like their lives 100% hatefully, except for a small handful of Black Metal elitists... The important thing is that they have dark and malicious intent in creating their music, or it will simply not be Black Metal...

Fuck, I can't believe I'm arguing with this troll...



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Feb 8,2005 8:23am
this thread healed me! praise jesus!



toggletoggle post by korpse-l- at Feb 8,2005 8:34am



toggletoggle post by korpse-l- at Feb 8,2005 8:35am
shitballs^



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 8,2005 11:03am
anonymous said:
we are not out to convert.


vs.

Chris-tian said:
If peopole out there can't understand that the black/death metal community is actually a huge mission field then they will get a wakeup call through our blast beats.


so which is it, are you proselytizing or not?




toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 8,2005 11:03am
This thread is gay and theses guys suck wicked bad. Whether black metal is satanic or not its still anti-christian by definition so starting a "christian black metal band" would not only be contradictory but pointless. People already laugh at the fuckers passing out pamphlets for jesus on the streets. What do you think is going to happen if you try to play out with this bullshit? You guys could be incredible musicians but youd still get laughed off the stage. Youd probably get your asses kicked too. Besides who the fuck are you to assume that people who support black metal want to be "saved"? You think these people havent had a bible shoved in their face before? We know what its about and we want nothing to do with it. I honestly dont give a shit what your personal beliefs are unless you start preaching them to me and thats exactly what you assholes are planning to do with this crap. Are you guys masochists or something? This will accomplish nothing other than you guys spending time in the hospital when some drunken satanic meathead decides to pummel you. Turning the other cheek wont do you any good in this situation.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Feb 8,2005 11:10am
Christraper said:
This thread is gay and theses guys suck wicked bad. Whether black metal is satanic or not its still anti-christian by definition so starting a "christian black metal band" would not only be contradictory but pointless. People already laugh at the fuckers passing out pamphlets for jesus on the streets. What do you think is going to happen if you try to play out with this bullshit? You guys could be incredible musicians but youd still get laughed off the stage. Youd probably get your asses kicked too. Besides who the fuck are you to assume that people who support black metal want to be "saved"? You think these people havent had a bible shoved in their face before? We know what its about and we want nothing to do with it. I honestly dont give a shit what your personal beliefs are unless you start preaching them to me and thats exactly what you assholes are planning to do with this crap. Are you guys masochists or something? This will accomplish nothing other than you guys spending time in the hospital when some drunken satanic meathead decides to pummel you. Turning the other cheek wont do you any good in this situation.



Well put. My two cents : I think most people who listen to black metal have already written off christianity or just don't give a shit about it and are the least likely going to respond to this envangelist bullshit. Black metal and metal in general are best blasphemous and politics and things like that just take away from it





toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Feb 8,2005 11:27am edited Feb 9,2005 12:23am
(picture of animated dinosaur licking a girls cooch)



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 8,2005 11:43am
change that picture

everytime i look at this thread it asks me to sign in for fantasticzoo



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Feb 8,2005 11:53am
open it in msn instead of explorer. there is some gay thing in explorer that disables passwords when typed in the url or something like that.

fantastic zoo is hilarious.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 8,2005 12:13pm
netscape



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 8,2005 6:58pm
in response to litacores question of proselytizing. Christians can not convert. its not humanly possible for man to "convert" an other man. The choice of God is made between God and the individual. However, God is not to be assumed of. You can't just declair this is where i am at with God and not investigate it at all. You also can not go on what others say about God. Read the bible for an unbiased point of view. That is why we can not and are not out to convert. we are here to say whatever any other artist says. their thoughts and experiences on life. God and Christ are the biggest part of our lives. so that is most certainly going to come through in lyrics. but no one is born christian. I loved music more than i loved God when i started playing music 10 years ago. I loved the music first. God now takes president over music but i play because i will always love music and God made me that way. as to our own individual goals and how we view the metal scene varies from member to member. Just remember this post was not started to cause debate. it was started because we need a drummer and bassist. if you look at us and count us foolish so be it. don't waste your time writing. but you obviously have questions other wise you wouldn't bother. i have a question for anyone reading. How many of you grew up catholic?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 8,2005 7:35pm
GAY



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 8,2005 7:36pm
....get the fuck out of metal



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Feb 8,2005 7:51pm
Ok, back to the subject of the band looking for new members...

If anyone joins this band, they're gonna have trouble! Muahaha!



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 8,2005 7:53pm
you guys should sing about numbers: "Numbers are the essence of all things and the metaphysical
principle of rational order in the universe"



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Feb 8,2005 7:54pm
KillerKadoogan said:
change that picture

everytime i look at this thread it asks me to sign in for fantasticzoo


Yeah, really!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 8,2005 11:35pm


They will rock !
Burn Satan Burn Eternal suffering for al who follow the destroyer of man you and satan shall burn!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 8,2005 11:40pm
JESUS Saves !!!!!!!! My My I hope that there right? well better to be wrong than to go to hell and burn!



toggletoggle post by J at Feb 8,2005 11:42pm
We will stop at nothing.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 8,2005 11:44pm
you boys have fun playing make-believe.

i'll fix you some lemonade.



toggletoggle post by ekklesiaMortifis at Feb 8,2005 11:49pm
well maybe we will turn satan into liar after all? well one will never no if they dont have drummer already now...

God I pray for Megiddo and me possibly partially completeing this vision. God Pray for those who come against Megiddo and hope they are changed in you and accept your son.



toggletoggle post by ekklesiaMortifis at Feb 8,2005 11:58pm
KillerKadoogan said:
you boys have fun playing make-believe.

i'll fix you some lemonade.



They are eh! Killer God Loves you! well I hope you are right! because when talked with them they wern't about fun and games. They want to play some great metal and want talk about there faith. Just like any other black metal band talks about there faith in satan. So God bless you too.




toggletoggle post by hoser at Feb 9,2005 12:14am
thats it morons...give them assloads of publicity before tey even have a band.....youve made them famous before they even started with your unwanted, un cared for, and ignorant responses......Good job tards...your mouths get ahead of you again!!!



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Feb 9,2005 12:23am
i fixed it you homos.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 9,2005 12:42am
i love how open minded you all are to learning and accepting people of faith who happen to believe in something you dont, how about you get out of your little shells and maybe try to listen and learn from people, i love god and you dont have to but at least give me and those guys the courtesy to respect there beliefs. i dont go around telling you you're an idiot for not believing in god so dont bash others for believing in something.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 9,2005 9:34am edited Feb 9,2005 9:34am
anonymous said:
Read the bible for an unbiased point of view.


yeah, unbiased my eye



toggletoggle post by korspe at Feb 9,2005 9:37am
yah. they're gonna be huge because of all of your publicity! don't you see! they're already topping the charts!!!



toggletoggle post by korspe at Feb 9,2005 9:40am



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Feb 9,2005 9:44am
No one that listens to black metal will listen to your music/go to your shows if you're fuckin kum- by -yah-ing us with this jesus loving shit, and no bible beaters are going to go to your shows because they will be listening to stryper

Oh and the bible has been translated so many fucking times, and all the shit described in it is worse than second hand information, so it's just a liiiiiiiiiittle biased , considering it's goddamn ANCIENT




toggletoggle post by korpse-l- at Feb 9,2005 9:48am
the bible = the biggest fairytale in history



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 9,2005 10:01am
Christraper said:
This thread is gay and theses guys suck wicked bad. Whether black metal is satanic or not its still anti-christian by definition so starting a "christian black metal band" would not only be contradictory but pointless. People already laugh at the fuckers passing out pamphlets for jesus on the streets. What do you think is going to happen if you try to play out with this bullshit? You guys could be incredible musicians but youd still get laughed off the stage. Youd probably get your asses kicked too. Besides who the fuck are you to assume that people who support black metal want to be "saved"? You think these people havent had a bible shoved in their face before? We know what its about and we want nothing to do with it. I honestly dont give a shit what your personal beliefs are unless you start preaching them to me and thats exactly what you assholes are planning to do with this crap. Are you guys masochists or something? This will accomplish nothing other than you guys spending time in the hospital when some drunken satanic meathead decides to pummel you. Turning the other cheek wont do you any good in this situation.





toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 9,2005 10:11am
anonymous said:

They will rock !
Burn Satan Burn Eternal suffering for al who follow the destroyer of man you and satan shall burn!




BURN SATAN BURN DISCO INFERNOOOOOOOO



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 9,2005 10:14am


why didn't I put this in sooner? I must be desolate--



toggletoggle post by J at Feb 9,2005 12:47pm
The only publicity we want is for the Lord.



toggletoggle post by vengefulandgodless  at Feb 9,2005 12:53pm
anonymous said:
if any of you where adults and lived in reality you would realize "black metal" is fantasy bull crap. black metal is about hate and rebelion and anti-christian. and don't tell me it's not because you be full of it and kidding yourself. do you think these guys in succesful black metal bands with wives and kids are truely rebelious and full of hate? do you really think they listen to nothing but "black metal" all day. No! at best black metal is entertainment the way all music is. It time to put down the dungens and dragons, move out of your moms basement and grow up. you bash christianity in futile rebellion. time and time again history backs up the bible.
Here is a history lesson.
real black metal isnt satanic....i know thats hard to imagine, they burned churchs and are anti christian but the black metal movement is nordic aka they are all followers of the viking religion. the reason they burned churchs was because the vikings ruled much of europe and the romans did not know how to control them so they converted them to christianity and that was the fall of the vikings and the black metal movement was aimed at returning scandinavia to its viking state, not because they were satanic, but of course americans get everything screwed up and think oh they are burning churchs, cool satanic. so that is why most american black metal has been like that... of course there are exceptions but thats the main causeur. "black metal" fantasy for viking cultism. its a joke. the vikings fell and the romans fell all while draining the blood of Christ's followers. where is the roman empire and the viking warriors today? something to think about



actully the term black metal was first applied to music that by todays starndards wouldnt even be considered to be the black metal by genra. The whole viking thing started later when varg and samoth where burning churches they most definanlty where satanists. But on another note black metal is a fantasy and this is coming from a guy who played it for 6 years.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 9,2005 12:54pm



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Feb 9,2005 12:58pm
Christianity= mind control cult.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 9,2005 1:44pm
J said:
This is J (Jay, Joseph, Rex Hartman, etc), one of the guitar players. This band is NOT a joke, sorry to disappoint you. We are serious.

Peace


I know.

Go to hell.




toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 9,2005 1:44pm
korpse-l- said:
the bible = the biggest fairytale in history


Stories taken from the Sumerians.



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Feb 9,2005 2:13pm
vengefulandgodless said:
But on another note black metal is a fantasy and this is coming from a guy who played it for 6 years.


Having heard your current band, I'm very skeptical. What BM band were you in?



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Feb 9,2005 2:14pm
J said:
The only publicity we want is for the Lord.


Hahahahaha...

What a homo.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 9,2005 2:49pm
Holy Unblack will hit the boston and New England area like never heard before!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 9,2005 2:51pm
thats because itll suck wicked bad



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 9,2005 2:52pm


Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world
Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in His sight
Jesus loves the little children of the world



toggletoggle post by J at Feb 9,2005 4:38pm
anonymous said:
Holy Unblack will hit the boston and New England area like never heard before!





toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 9,2005 4:52pm



toggletoggle post by J at Feb 9,2005 5:01pm
As Mike would say, "Let the chaos ensue."

\m/



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Feb 9,2005 5:36pm
Don't think New England won't hit back...



toggletoggle post by Ekklesia at Feb 9,2005 5:49pm
the saints praying is powerful thing! Satans demise in N.E. is at hand!



toggletoggle post by jabu at Feb 9,2005 6:22pm
"play for Jesus"



toggletoggle post by mikehuntstinks at Feb 9,2005 8:06pm
jesus kicks satans nigger ass any time any place!



toggletoggle post by J at Feb 9,2005 10:09pm
who are you Ekklesia and how do you know the song "Satan's Demise"?



toggletoggle post by Ekklesia at Feb 9,2005 11:32pm
the possible drummer for Megiddo



toggletoggle post by Ekklesia at Feb 10,2005 12:38am



toggletoggle post by psychogirl at Feb 10,2005 6:09am
i'm happy there's no band in my area intend to make jesussound... i would go mad...



toggletoggle post by Strep_Cunt  at Feb 10,2005 6:33pm
Are you guys gonna play ''The Awakening?''



toggletoggle post by J at Feb 10,2005 6:51pm
Yeah we'll play it if you don't mind "metalcore."



toggletoggle post by Strep_Cunt  at Feb 10,2005 7:15pm
J said:
Yeah we'll play it if you don't mind "metalcore."


Oh yeah, this isn't for CBF. My mistake.



toggletoggle post by J at Feb 10,2005 8:50pm
Right.



toggletoggle post by J at Feb 11,2005 12:17am
eat the bread
drink the living water
deliver the slave
under the yoke of sin

piss on satan
kill all evil
take your sword
praise the King



toggletoggle post by dan. at Feb 11,2005 12:21am





HAIL SATAN



toggletoggle post by dan. at Feb 11,2005 12:23am
YES, HAIL FUCKING SATAN




toggletoggle post by J at Feb 11,2005 11:22am
Satan does not hail you.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Feb 11,2005 11:24am
yes hail satan

I sold my sooooooooooul



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 11,2005 11:25am
satan can hail me all night long, if you know what i mean.

by the way, i think we should play some shows together once you guys are ready to go.

Exploding Christ



toggletoggle post by korpse-l- at Feb 11,2005 11:26am
J said:
Satan does not hail you.


shut the fuck up



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 11,2005 11:32am
ok then well while we're on the subject, God does love you

HOWEVER

that love is hinged upon your asking forgiveness, reciting a scripted set of words, and accepting the Risen Jesus AFTER (not necessarily you, but John/Jane Doe Christian) may have led of life of rape, murder, arson, and bad taste

your retort? ________________*sound of crickets*______________



toggletoggle post by dan. at Feb 11,2005 11:41am
theres no arguing with christians.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 11,2005 11:43am
dan. said:
theres no arguing with christians.


true. They only listen to their own points of view. That's what makes an extremist.



toggletoggle post by dan. at Feb 11,2005 11:47am
fuck i didnt mean to post that i wasnt finished writing. what i meant to say was....

theres no arguing with christians. your dealing with a bunch of cunts who, when questioned about their beliefs, quote the bible. thats like someone asking me if my car runs well and me saying "WELL JUST LOOK AT IT!".

so in conclusion




HAIL FUCKING SATAN



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 11,2005 11:52am
who's THAT a picture of?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 11,2005 12:04pm
HAHAHAHAHA sexy.



toggletoggle post by J at Feb 11,2005 1:27pm
litacore said:
ok then well while we're on the subject, God does love you

HOWEVER

that love is hinged upon your asking forgiveness, reciting a scripted set of words, and accepting the Risen Jesus AFTER (not necessarily you, but John/Jane Doe Christian) may have led of life of rape, murder, arson, and bad taste

your retort? ________________*sound of crickets*______________



He loves you whether you accept him or not. He loves you no matter how many times you sinned or how bad your sins were. He still loves you when you curse him out. The only difference is when you repent and are forgiven, you are no longer his enemy but his child. He wants you to KNOW his unconditional love.

I really don't care how "gay" people think this sounds, but it's true. The love of God can and will break through your hardened heart.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Feb 11,2005 1:28pm
Attn: Christian BM bands

God is awesome...you are not.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 11,2005 1:33pm edited Feb 11,2005 1:33pm
J said:
litacore said:I really don't care how "gay" people think this sounds, but it's true.


you guys always know what's true, dontcha?



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 11,2005 1:34pm
BestialOnslaught said:
J said:
The only publicity we want is for the Lord.


Hahahahaha...

What a homo.


hahahahahaha, then why in the hell would you make a thread?!
go do your christian metal, whatever, but don't try to put the black metal banner underneath your band, you'll never be wanted

"Discover something old
Discover something new
You have everything to fear
You're hated here."



toggletoggle post by J at Feb 11,2005 1:48pm
Do you expect me to tell you a lie?



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 11,2005 2:19pm
Abbath said:
BestialOnslaught said:
J said:
The only publicity we want is for the Lord.


Hahahahaha...

What a homo.


hahahahahaha, then why in the hell would you make a thread?!
go do your christian metal, whatever, but don't try to put the black metal banner underneath your band, you'll never be wanted

"Discover something old
Discover something new
You have everything to fear
You're hated here."


I told you, we are looking for a drummer and a bassist (and possibly a keyboard player). That was the original intent of this thread.




toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Feb 11,2005 2:22pm




HAIL FUCKING SATAN>>






toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 11,2005 2:25pm



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Feb 11,2005 2:27pm
paganmegan said:
stryper goes BM haha


LMFAO!!!



toggletoggle post by dan. at Feb 11,2005 3:45pm
stryper is way to brutal for these fags. they came strait with the message. they didnt try to hide behind a label like black metal. they were like

HEY WERE STRYPER WE LOVE JESUS AND WE DRESS LIKE TOTALLY MANIACS. WE WERE GOING TO PLAY A SHOW WITH SLAYER BUT TOM THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE A BAD IDEA. BUT HEY, THATS COOL. HERES A BIBLE. NOW WATCH HOW AWESOME WE ARE.

and then they played calling on you or something awesome and everyone cheered and all was well.

hailz the mighty stryper


these kids are total fags ruining the sterling reputation if this messageboard.

this thread wins for the horde reference, church lady, jesus lamb and my image postings. it loses for having total jesus loving hippie fags in it.


HAAAILLLL SATAN!



toggletoggle post by dan. at Feb 11,2005 3:50pm
oh and the dual posting of litacore and paganmegan, the tipton/downing of messageboards!



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 11,2005 3:54pm
dan. said:
oh and the dual posting of litacore and paganmegan, the tipton/downing of messageboards!


hahaha, which of us is the blonde? (not a trick question)



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Feb 11,2005 3:56pm
HAHAHA the tipton/downing of messageboards, that rules




toggletoggle post by Jay_Hawkins at Feb 11,2005 4:14pm
The idea of Christian black metal seems impossible, like it might undo the fabric of the universe or something.

That said, I like Antestor a whole lot, and they are Christian. But it just sounds like BLAR BLARGGG BLAR! anyways.



toggletoggle post by vengefulandgodless  at Feb 11,2005 4:19pm
Im so sick of this thread



toggletoggle post by Chris-tian at Feb 11,2005 4:37pm
It seems impossible because you tie in black metal music and the black metal culture as one. We do not. We see music as music, and black metal is a style of music, I don't care for nor do I want to get back into the culture, I have had enough of the satanists like Marduk, Dimmu Borgir, Deicide, Immolation, Emperor etc. However I recognize they are talented musicians, even if they are totally confused.

I don't care to be "accepted" into the balck/death metal culture. Our music is not 100% of the black metal style but does have alot of that influence aswell as death and thrash. You can be a christian and still love metal. I am not in this band to be "cool" or be "metal". I could care less about such high school soap opera's like who's metal and whos not. It's complete BS and its a waste of my time. I'm an adult not some teen concerned with only how I look and with what others think, as if I am that insecure. I am here to play music I like and at the same time convey the gospel in the language of metal, so that metalheads can understand what its all about. People don't have to continue living their depressed and angry stoned/high drunken unhappy lives with no vision and meaning. People don't need to drink and smoke themselves into oblivion to cope with how much they hate life. I have been there and done that and almost committed suicide. God is good and showed me what's up and now I see how foolish I was. I amredeemed and saved and now I want to let others know that the same can be done for them.

I don't need anyone's approval to play in this band except God's, infact, the fact that you are all so resistant just encourages me even more. Jesus said they hated Him first long before they hated christians, so I am expecting alot of flack for this. If I follow the one they hated for so long, of course you will hate me too. But that's ok, This train I am on doesn;t make any stops.



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 11,2005 4:45pm
vengefulandgodless said:
Im so sick of this thread


You better get used to it, Charlie.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Feb 11,2005 4:49pm



HAIL FUCKING SATAN>>



>>




toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 11,2005 4:53pm
Chris-tian said:
This train I am on doesn;t make any stops.





toggletoggle post by T$money$ at Feb 11,2005 5:45pm
I'll play drums for you, but you guys already knew that cause we had this conversation earlier



toggletoggle post by Xammael   at Feb 11,2005 5:56pm
Chris-tian said:
...and almost committed suicide.


What a waste that would've been...



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 11,2005 6:02pm
if you dont care to be accepted into the black/death/ whatever metal scene, than i dont know what you expect to accomplish.

have fun playing at Drifters the rest of your life.



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 11,2005 7:43pm
Xammael said:
Chris-tian said:
...and almost committed suicide.


What a waste that would've been...



You're a real class act aren't you?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 11,2005 8:17pm
I don't like jesus but satan is still a pussy



toggletoggle post by -iLluSiON- at Feb 11,2005 10:04pm
Chris-tian said: You're a real class act aren't you?


Actually, I wouldn't say that. On a personal level with yourself, I guess it's cool that you've found something that you're happy with... but please, don't waste your 'faith' on 'christian black metal'. It's a fucking stupid genre that doesn't belong in music. If you want to be in a Christian metal band, it should be Power Metal, not Black metal. Black metal is based off of Satanism and Paganism, and the whole point of it is to denounce Christianity or any other form of organized religion. If you want to start a "white metal" band, well, all I can say is that you better prepare to get the shit kicked out of you and your band.

Anyone who posts this nonsense on a message board consisting of many people who aren't Christian or fans of Christian music is a pretty stupid thing to do man...




toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 11,2005 10:51pm
I really don't care if your personal opinion is that Christian lyrics don't belong to black metal. It's actually kind of stupid to even suggest that kind of thing, but then again THAT'S just my opinion... (see, we'll never getting anywhere argueing over this stupid stuff). The moral of this story is, my cat is meowing and it thinks I should let it out, and personally, I think his opinion is more valid than yours, so I'll be going now.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Feb 11,2005 11:42pm
I'm more ashamed that these guys are "melodic" black metal more than I am that they're christians.



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 12,2005 12:44am
What's wrong with melodic black metal?



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Feb 12,2005 1:05am
i can't believe this thread is still going...



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Feb 12,2005 1:06am
can someone help me "Release and Clothe the Virgin Sacrifice" please? she weighs a TON



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Feb 12,2005 1:11am
The point is not that "Black Metal Culture" is interwoven with Black Metal music, but that to be Black Metal, the music MUST be evil. Do you really think it honors a loving God to play music that is meant to be morally destructive?



toggletoggle post by my_pretentious_erection   at Feb 12,2005 2:30am



toggletoggle post by my_pretentious_erection   at Feb 12,2005 2:31am
guyyyys.... FIRST TESTIMENT.

it is like
FIRST TESTIMENT - GOD = SLAYER
SSECOND TESTIMENT BOOK THING - GOD = CREED



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 12,2005 2:42pm
The veil was torn in two.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 12,2005 3:46pm
fuck keyboards.

keytars are where it's at:





toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 12,2005 3:46pm



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 12,2005 3:47pm



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Feb 12,2005 4:22pm
Dissector said:
who would those 3 bands be?


Dixie Chicks, John Ashcroft, and Slayer (it's all satire)



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 12,2005 5:58pm
Keytars are so 80's arena rock. Heh.



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Feb 12,2005 9:37pm
Christianity is so 1780's...



toggletoggle post by InVitroCannibalization at Feb 12,2005 10:02pm
Personally, I don't understand why everyone is making such a big deal about this Christian band. Yeah, this obviously wasn't the best site to post (because 99% of the people who post here are anti-Christian), but at least they had the balls to stick up for their beliefs and not back-down, or just hurl ignorant insults, like most of the people here ended up doing to them. A lot of bands sing about what they are passionate about whether that be gore, decapitation, slaughter, love, sacrifice, food, faith...whatever, so what is so wrong or bad about a band that is passionate about Jesus? Is it wrong or bad just because it is different from the views of everyone else that posts here? I say MORE POWER TO YOU, but you won't find what you are looking for at this website.





toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 12,2005 10:30pm
OK.

Ignorance is what they're spreading.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 13,2005 2:15am
I don't REALLY understand why believing in someone who showed the greatest love of all is ignorance *SHRUG* but that's just me... asta



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 13,2005 2:23am
You believe hes the son of "god"?



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Feb 13,2005 6:31am
anonymous said:
I don't REALLY understand why believing in someone who showed the greatest love of all is ignorance *SHRUG* but that's just me... asta


Just shut the fuck up already.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Feb 13,2005 11:19am
I don't consider myself Christian anymore, but there's still way too much hate on this thread. Really.



toggletoggle post by Ekklesia at Feb 13,2005 1:04pm
InVitroCannibalization,
who said christians dont sing about gore? we sing about the reality if you don't turn to Christ you wil burn for eternity in a fire forever as your skin is tortured for eternity it burns and the pain never ends. Forever you cant get out your head that this band tried to show you the truth satan wants you dead with him separated from God for eternity. in hell you have negitive feelings still you will yell, scream, shake, tremble, and smell flesh burning for eternity. you tell me we cant talk about gore.



toggletoggle post by Xammael   at Feb 13,2005 1:26pm
Ekklesia said:
we sing about the reality if you don't turn to Christ you wil burn for eternity


That's quite the "reality" you've got there. "Fantasy" would be a much better term since you're clearly delusional.



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 13,2005 3:01pm
Xammael said:
Ekklesia said:
we sing about the reality if you don't turn to Christ you wil burn for eternity


That's quite the "reality" you've got there. "Fantasy" would be a much better term since you're clearly delusional.


The point is we are dealing with a HOLY GOD who cannot allow sin into heaven, so even though he loves you with an everlasting love, it's would destroy heaven for him to allow a soul in heaven that isn't clean by the blood of His son Jesus. That's the bad news. The good news is, it's pretty simple to repent...the problem is pride really.



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 13,2005 3:04pm
BestialOnslaught said:
anonymous said:
I don't REALLY understand why believing in someone who showed the greatest love of all is ignorance *SHRUG* but that's just me... asta


Just shut the fuck up already.


Don't tell her what to do.



toggletoggle post by Xammael   at Feb 13,2005 3:22pm
Rex_Hartman said:
The point is we are dealing with a HOLY GOD who cannot allow sin into heaven, so even though he loves you with an everlasting love, it's would destroy heaven for him to allow a soul in heaven that isn't clean by the blood of His son Jesus. That's the bad news. The good news is, it's pretty simple to repent...the problem is pride really.



You are fucking nuts.



toggletoggle post by Mathais at Feb 13,2005 4:50pm
christian Black Metal, if true to its nature, would have lyrics gorier than exhumed or cannibal corpse. For instances, they could write about the crusading into Jerusalem in 1099, killing every peaceful non-christian in sight, and cannibalizing the flesh of muslim babies. Theres also the King Phillips war.

"We peeled their scalps and bled their hair
Killing who we cant convert
Genocide, the answer to our prayers
Will cleanse our lands of pagan dirt"

Just as you invaded, converted and/or slaughtered civilizations throughout history, you have come to claim our sacred genre of black metal. To you we are the heathens like those who lived peacefully in the northern mountains, or on unclaimed american soil. History has lied to you. Vikings did not invade, only retaliate. We will too.



toggletoggle post by vengefulandgodless  at Feb 13,2005 4:54pm
Mathais said:
Vikings did not invade, only retaliate. We will too.



ever hear of king harold of norway



toggletoggle post by Mathais at Feb 13,2005 5:47pm
google seems to think that King Harold was Anglo-Saxon. Whether this is right or not, it doesnt matter. History is not black and white. My only knowledge of western history being twisted to positively portray Christianity comes from Michel De Montaigne's "Essay of Cannibals" which is too long winded to find a good summarizing quote. I was only trying to draw a comparison between christians throughout history, and the christians here at this board. They had the first word, obviously an attempt at getting under the skin of the black metal community (but feel free to argue this) and based on the ridiculous length of this thread, they are also trying to get the last word. We black metallers may appear hostile, even hateful, but were only trying to defend our invaded territory.



toggletoggle post by InVitroCannibalization at Feb 13,2005 8:40pm edited Feb 13,2005 8:47pm
...



toggletoggle post by Chris-tian at Feb 13,2005 8:50pm
Invaded territory? You were BORN already liking this style of music? No. It's something that grew on you, a learned behaviour. Or like most poeple you are into it only because your friends are, or because they got you into it.

The point is this, if you feel black metal is a territory to be invaded, then you are probably basing your existance of this genre of music, which is pretty sad. If our having a band that plays just as brutal and beautifully yet praises Jesus instead of satan how does that "bring down" your sacred black metal? If my praising God through a means that you are most familiar with to spread the message of redemption to those who wouldn't hear it otherswise or understand it otherwise "destroys" your balck metal, then, prepare to be destroyed. It's not like I am shoving my beliefs down your thoat. I am not forcing anyone hear to listen to our music or to believe what we believe. I want to play great skillful music and at the same time sow the seeds of the gospel. If you can't handle it, perhaps some looking into your own insecurities is in order. Seeing as you are talking like you feel threatened or less than a man because of our endeavor. Think about it.

And yes it wasn;t a smart idea posting on this website for a drummer and basist, but that's not my fault.



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 13,2005 8:59pm
Hey, it wasn't MY idea. :-P



toggletoggle post by drkangel3667 at Feb 13,2005 9:14pm
To each their own... maybe you'll find ppl that like the idea of being preached to in songs... I was never a fan of it and avoid it all costs these days. I won't deny a childhood filled with sundays at church and summers helping out at the nunnery... but turning the one thing i prefer angry and dark into light... sure, whatever.



toggletoggle post by Mathais at Feb 13,2005 9:14pm
All human beings follow a set stage of development. It isnt until we become young adults that our attitudes and opinions are shaped. These are eventually solidified into an identity. Ive been a musician since I was in second grade, in a constant search for the heaviest and most complex music. I was the only kid in my high school that owned an emperor cd (that i know of). A Black Metal musician is my identity, an identity that celebrates individuality, and one that I am proud of.

Now lets think outside the box for a moment. Is it possible that one's "territory" can parallel one's "identity"? certainly. I have no sense of nationalism, and have no spirituality. So i'm just a insecure little boy who was made fun of in high school, and forced to deviate into an underground subculture, to hopefully feel some sort of naive superiority? nah. I just hate Christianity. The statement that "jesus does not belong in black metal, go away" has been repeated so much that its obviously not getting into your head(s). Ill give it one more shot. JESUS DOES NOT BELONG IN BLACK METAL! GO MAKE YOUR OWN GENRE AND CONTINUE POISONING MINDS AND REPRESSING 4 BILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTIONARY INSTINCT.

and finally, your little attmept at psycho-analysis. Religious conflict has nothing to do with masculinity, or lack there of. If you want something to think about, try grasping the enormous void you are filling with religion. Ever look at the sky? feel insignificant? feel scared? feel all alone? cant deal? pray to jesus! he'll give you answers. he'll give you comfort. What would you be without religion? That scared little boy mentioned above. I hope the weight of the world eventually crushes you.

Anywho, I'll try out for your band if you still need a drummer. I play in a satanic band called Abaroth (www.abaroth.com) I hope thats not a problem! LOLz!



toggletoggle post by ATNFAC_Vokillz   at Feb 13,2005 11:08pm
Yea well I'm starting a Satanic Creed cover band so fuck off. Oh and J the long rant about turning the other cheek not helping kicked ass.



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 14,2005 12:20am
Mathais said:
All human beings follow a set stage of development. It isnt until we become young adults that our attitudes and opinions are shaped. These are eventually solidified into an identity. Ive been a musician since I was in second grade, in a constant search for the heaviest and most complex music. I was the only kid in my high school that owned an emperor cd (that i know of). A Black Metal musician is my identity, an identity that celebrates individuality, and one that I am proud of.

Now lets think outside the box for a moment. Is it possible that one's "territory" can parallel one's "identity"? certainly. I have no sense of nationalism, and have no spirituality. So i'm just a insecure little boy who was made fun of in high school, and forced to deviate into an underground subculture, to hopefully feel some sort of naive superiority? nah. I just hate Christianity. The statement that "jesus does not belong in black metal, go away" has been repeated so much that its obviously not getting into your head(s). Ill give it one more shot. JESUS DOES NOT BELONG IN BLACK METAL! GO MAKE YOUR OWN GENRE AND CONTINUE POISONING MINDS AND REPRESSING 4 BILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTIONARY INSTINCT.

and finally, your little attmept at psycho-analysis. Religious conflict has nothing to do with masculinity, or lack there of. If you want something to think about, try grasping the enormous void you are filling with religion. Ever look at the sky? feel insignificant? feel scared? feel all alone? cant deal? pray to jesus! he'll give you answers. he'll give you comfort. What would you be without religion? That scared little boy mentioned above. I hope the weight of the world eventually crushes you.

Anywho, I'll try out for your band if you still need a drummer. I play in a satanic band called Abaroth (www.abaroth.com) I hope thats not a problem! LOLz!



I'm sorry you feel that way. At least we have a sure foundation to stand upon when the weight of the world becomes to much. At least we run to love when we can't take life anymore. What have you? Your Satanic black metal that just whispers sweet lies to you and promotes hatred? Where will that get you?



toggletoggle post by -iLluSiON- at Feb 14,2005 12:36am
The amount of images and responses this thread has now, well, it seems to be equal to the amount of hamburgers you eat a day, Rex. I believe it is time you go on a diet. Stay with your Eucharist and wine.



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 14,2005 12:43am
-iLluSiON- said:
The amount of images and responses this thread has now, well, it seems to be equal to the amount of hamburgers you eat a day, Rex. I believe it is time you go on a diet. Stay with your Eucharist and wine.



I'm not Catholic.



toggletoggle post by Mathais at Feb 14,2005 12:50am
Rex_Hartman said:


whispers sweet lies


Asks questions. A little more productive than choking down answers.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead  at Feb 14,2005 2:00am
Dear faggot christian blackmetal band members,

1) why is it that whenever someone follows a non christian or jesuit faith that you jesus loving fucks label them confused? It's called faith, not fact, which means you're just plain arrogant and cocky.

2) black metal was labeled and created under anti-christian pretense. It was not a particular sound, moreso a political movement using music and culture as medium. Why grab onto their movement and force your own values OVER it when you could try something new and original, and let people imitate YOU instead.

3) Jesus told you fuckers to keep your relationship with god personal and private. He also protested organized churches. Hell, both christ AND the jews worship writings that proclaim all the churches as the world as misguided and evil. Why then must all you newborn and born again fuckers feel this enormous need to spread your faith publicly and forcibly? Is it really that hard to tuck away your insecurities and hide them like the rest of us do?

4) You denounce satanism multiple times in this thread as misguided or confused. Why? Is it that hard to comprehend, that after taking god's love for man as a given, one might still rationally choose not to reciprocate that love at the heavy cost it demands?

You cocks really come across as having no fucking clue about your own faith, music, or those of others. If you intend to bring forth a ministry, you are ill prepared. I've put in 7 YEARS of concentrated theological study, and even I would have great difficulty finding that substantial ground to launch ministry from. Why not keep your music and your message seperate for now, because I really doubt you'll be ready for when the millions of people as intelligent and educated as myself and some of the others here put your faith to question in public.



toggletoggle post by Ekklesia at Feb 14,2005 3:38am
ArrowHead said:
I've put in 7 YEARS of concentrated theological study, and even I would have great difficulty finding that substantial ground to launch ministry from. Why not keep your music and your message seperate for now, because I really doubt you'll be ready for when the millions of people as intelligent and educated as myself and some of the others here put your faith to question in public.



Now whos the arrogant one? God Saved us! I'm not studied and I still know this God can care less about your education! God looks inward not outward! so look in mirror sometime I god sees you burning in hell with someone you think is your friend yourself and satan. so who knows more you and me or God! May Jesus's Blood cover your soul and spirit!
satan sucks and he wants you to think you will live for eternity in a party. GUESS WHAT! NOT! ALL i GOT SAY! MEGIDDO WILL ROCK THE DEVILL OUT OF YOU!

777 DEATH TO SATAN!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 14,2005 3:42am
Ekklesia said:
ArrowHead said:
I've put in 7 YEARS of concentrated theological study, and even I would have great difficulty finding that substantial ground to launch ministry from. Why not keep your music and your message seperate for now, because I really doubt you'll be ready for when the millions of people as intelligent and educated as myself and some of the others here put your faith to question in public.



Now whos the arrogant one? God Saved us! I'm not studied and I still know this God can care less about your education! God looks inward not outward! so look in mirror sometime I god sees you burning in hell with someone you think is your friend yourself and satan. so who knows more you and me or God! May Jesus's Blood cover your soul and spirit!
satan sucks and he wants you to think you will live for eternity in a party. GUESS WHAT! NOT! ALL i GOT SAY! MEGIDDO WILL ROCK THE DEVILL OUT OF YOU!

777 DEATH TO SATAN!


How do you KNOW "god" is real?




toggletoggle post by InVitroCannibalization at Feb 14,2005 9:08am
Ekklesia said:
InVitroCannibalization,
who said christians dont sing about gore? we sing about the reality if you don't turn to Christ you wil burn for eternity in a fire forever as your skin is tortured for eternity it burns and the pain never ends. Forever you cant get out your head that this band tried to show you the truth satan wants you dead with him separated from God for eternity. in hell you have negitive feelings still you will yell, scream, shake, tremble, and smell flesh burning for eternity. you tell me we cant talk about gore.




Where in my post did I even infer that Christians don't or can't sing about gore? Please inform me, because I did not say anything along those lines. In fact, I was completely supporting your stance by saying that I don't think that there is anything wrong or bad about a band singing about something that they are passionate about (i.e. Jesus). I will reiterate:

"Personally, I don't understand why everyone is making such a big deal about this Christian band. Yeah, this obviously wasn't the best site to post (because 99% of the people who post here are anti-Christian), but at least they had the balls to stick up for their beliefs and not back-down, or just hurl ignorant insults, like most of the people here ended up doing to them. A lot of bands sing about what they are passionate about whether that be gore, decapitation, slaughter, love, sacrifice, food, faith...whatever, so what is so wrong or bad about a band that is passionate about Jesus? Is it wrong or bad just because it is different from the views of everyone else that posts here? I say MORE POWER TO YOU, but you won't find what you are looking for at this website. "


P.S. Trying to reach unsaved souls by using the wrong approach (preaching) will backfire against you.



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 14,2005 12:09pm
InVitroCannibalization said:
Ekklesia said:
InVitroCannibalization,
who said christians dont sing about gore? we sing about the reality if you don't turn to Christ you wil burn for eternity in a fire forever as your skin is tortured for eternity it burns and the pain never ends. Forever you cant get out your head that this band tried to show you the truth satan wants you dead with him separated from God for eternity. in hell you have negitive feelings still you will yell, scream, shake, tremble, and smell flesh burning for eternity. you tell me we cant talk about gore.




Where in my post did I even infer that Christians don't or can't sing about gore? Please inform me, because I did not say anything along those lines. In fact, I was completely supporting your stance by saying that I don't think that there is anything wrong or bad about a band singing about something that they are passionate about (i.e. Jesus). I will reiterate:

"Personally, I don't understand why everyone is making such a big deal about this Christian band. Yeah, this obviously wasn't the best site to post (because 99% of the people who post here are anti-Christian), but at least they had the balls to stick up for their beliefs and not back-down, or just hurl ignorant insults, like most of the people here ended up doing to them. A lot of bands sing about what they are passionate about whether that be gore, decapitation, slaughter, love, sacrifice, food, faith...whatever, so what is so wrong or bad about a band that is passionate about Jesus? Is it wrong or bad just because it is different from the views of everyone else that posts here? I say MORE POWER TO YOU, but you won't find what you are looking for at this website. "


P.S. Trying to reach unsaved souls by using the wrong approach (preaching) will backfire against you.



The word of God does not return void. Remember that. The Holy Spirit is more powerful than you think.



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Feb 14,2005 12:15pm
Rex_Hartman said:
BestialOnslaught said:
anonymous said:
I don't REALLY understand why believing in someone who showed the greatest love of all is ignorance *SHRUG* but that's just me... asta


Just shut the fuck up already.


Don't tell her what to do.


Why not? She's a stupid cunt.



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 14,2005 12:19pm
I had to see it for myself to believe it. Just too funny.........



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 14,2005 10:30pm
Hey look at me I started this thread!

</sarcasm>



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 25,2005 12:05am
Revolution in my mind
In my sleep, in my time
You must be issued with vision
Not too many last this long
Conservative, soul life
Straight way, extremist, revolutionary
Born again christian
I am revolutionary
I'm of the old school
I am a metal missionary
I am a revolutionary!!!

Watch out, New England.



toggletoggle post by dan. at Feb 25,2005 12:34am
rex hartman is the lovechild of jack black and richard simmons.



toggletoggle post by Rex_Hartman   at Feb 28,2005 1:32am
well they do say i look like jack black, but richard simmons, pahlease. lol



toggletoggle post by ArmageddAnne   at Feb 28,2005 1:32am
can we make this stupid post disappear now before I get mad?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 2,2005 12:23am
Awwwww is poooaaaaah wittle annie maddd?????
;)



toggletoggle post by ArmageddAnne   at Mar 2,2005 12:34am
I'm speachless...



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