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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATF agents just came to my door by Josh_hates_you on Mar 3,2005 8:33pm
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toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Mar 3,2005 8:33pm
They proceded to ask me about 20,000 questions about stealing guns because somehow my name came up in an investigation from people ripping off guns over a year ago when i used to work at UPS.

I am not under arrest (i didn't fucking do anything) but they still want me to go take a polygraph test on monday.


THIS IS WICKED FUCKING GAY!!!



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Mar 3,2005 8:33pm
thats kind of cool. tip them off to me so i can take a polygraph too.



toggletoggle post by pisscup at Mar 3,2005 9:05pm
Josh_hates_you said:
THIS IS WICKED FUCKING GAY!!!


Talking to the police is WICKED GAY!!!




toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Mar 3,2005 9:12pm
I need a free lawyer.

They asked me all kinds of questions about getting arrested for acid when i was 17 and all kinds of personal information that they already had on me.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Mar 3,2005 9:13pm
GAY wicked fucking GAY what the hell would I want a gun for? jesus christ right about now i wish i had stolen a mighty battle axe.



toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Mar 3,2005 9:22pm
They are watching this thread. By the way, YOU GUYS SUCK, COME AND SEE ME SO i CAN EJACULATE ON YOUR WIFES!!!!



toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at Mar 3,2005 9:24pm
Just tell them you wish to take the 5th. You have that right not to self-incriminate yourself. They are just trying to dig old stuff up to scare you into talking and see if you know anything about your co-workers. Fuck them! Answer every question with the good old number 5. If they really already had something on you they would have arrested you. This is the shit they do to get people to rat on each other.



toggletoggle post by pisscup at Mar 3,2005 9:29pm
pisscup said:
Josh_hates_you said:
THIS IS WICKED FUCKING GAY!!!


Talking to the police is WICKED GAY!!!






toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Mar 3,2005 9:30pm
I bet they're reading this right now dude. Think about that.

And if they are, check this out ATF government guys:


Once I was in the bath tub and I was too lazy to get up and pee. So I just made this really high arc of pee and got it all over my own chest.



toggletoggle post by pisscup at Mar 3,2005 9:32pm
hahahaha!!!



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Mar 3,2005 9:33pm
And I have a coke-stuffed baby corpse on it's way to Bogota right now. Shhh.



toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at Mar 3,2005 9:34pm
A message if they are indeed watching.

Officer



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Mar 3,2005 9:34pm
i peed in my eye when i had morning wood once. always waited for it to go down ever since.



toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Mar 3,2005 9:40pm
I like to urinate on the police and rape their cunt wifes'. They smell like my pee and tarantula food.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Mar 3,2005 9:41pm
Once I sneezed and farted at the same time while watching Cloak and Dagger at my aunt's house.



toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at Mar 3,2005 9:43pm



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Mar 3,2005 11:32pm
how bout a little hot snakes on the face for oraphicer dickhead



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