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returntothepit >> discuss >> NEws Article: another kid stuck in a toy machine (pic) by the_reverend on May 20,2005 9:27am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 20,2005 9:27am



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 20,2005 9:30am
What I would like to see is someone trying to get him out with the robo-claw. Preferably gripping him by the head.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 20,2005 9:30am
I think they missed that chance by 15 months.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 20,2005 9:31am
oh wait, he's 3.. nevermind.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 20,2005 9:32am
James’ mother tried to get a toy out of the machine, but when the toy didn’t come out, James decided to go in.

”He climbed up the chute and into the bin,” says mom Danielle Manges. “He was playing with all the toys and hanging from the bar like a monkey.”

Danielle laughed at first but when Wal-Mart employees couldn’t find a key to the machine, she called the fire department.
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the mom sounds retarded..did she watch him go in?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 20,2005 9:33am
Danielle bought a camera and took pictures of James and his rescuers.
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she's retarded



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 20,2005 9:35am
Have you been to Walmart lately and seen the clientele? I think it is quite believable this could happen at a Walmart.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 20,2005 9:42am
hahahahaha
well put!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 20,2005 9:44am
wasn't the last one at walmart too?
this wouldn't happen at target.



toggletoggle post by an80smetalchick at May 20,2005 10:09am
"Fucked Up + Retarded = Fucktarded"
This childs mother fits this description of FUCKTARDED perfectly!
Someone should slap her upside the head!



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 22,2005 12:33am
It took 10 minutes to get him out?! Clearly they weren't using the jaws of life.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 23,2005 4:08pm
How much does it cost to have a fire truck drive to walmart to take some fucking inbread out of a vending machine?

How mnay of you would have put a quarter in and tried to tickle his butt with the claw?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 23,2005 4:11pm
I wouldn't have wasted the quarter.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at May 23,2005 4:16pm


that kid and this bear would make a great team (that's a swimming pool, BTW)



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