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11.3. Brno /CZ/ - Brooklyn - cool show at a very small club which actually ended up making it more fun. I did alot of crowd surfing and ended up rolling around on the ground with Reef from Mincing Fury. I got extremely hammered and ran around with a dildo taped to my head. Went to the pub after with Reef and everyone and drank untill 6:00 am. The best part about Czech is the fact that 6 hours of drinking cost me under 10 bucks at the bar.

12.5. This was our day off so we hung out with Reef and his girlfreind all day. It was the America vs. Czech hockey game so we went out to the pub to watch it and watch 2 gay dudes hit on Max.

13.5. Dresden /D/ - Skullcrusher - Great turnout at this one, the club had a barbaque outside which was damn good.

14.5. Sursee /Switzerland/ - Kulturwerk 118 - the 2nd greatest show of the tour. Alot of people came out to this one and they all went insane. They pulled me and Adam off the stage and threw us over their heads. Surge, the dude that did our sound at FTC last year, was our sound guy so everything sounded amazing as well. They gave us an insane amount of free beer which mostly ended up smashed cause we didn't know what to do with it all besides make a mess. We slept at a military compound that night and got shithoused which was pretty interesting.

15.5. Rovato /Italy/ - CS 28 - The Spew records put this one on. Our freind from home, Emily, was going to school their so she came out and drank some fine wine with us. We hung out in the parking lot with Fabio and Sergio drinking and then Fabio passed out in his puke i am told.

16.5. Le Korigan /France/ Luynes - went to the beach in the morning but it ended up being the only cold day of the tour, still fun though. Ended up with a gaint penis drawn on my chest once again. Small show but Virgil went nuts and had people jumping off the stair well during our set. I drank WAY to much wine and almost didn't make it to the stage.

17.5. Strasbourg /France/ - Molodoi - smallest show of the Euro tour but the opening band was really good. I got to meet Tomer from the forum after which was cool. Our driver drank way too much Sangria and got shut down by a smokin chick.

18.5. Welmerkirschen /D/ - AJZ - Assholes club!!! Fucking awesome time and even better food. I want to thank the circle pit commandos for comming out and tearing it up. Deinna Mudda!!!!! I think Max ended up puking all night this day.

19.5. Leer /D/ - Steve from Negator came out to this one and did some guest vocals, it was really cool to get to see him again. Stayed at Tears of Decays house that night and got to take a real shower.

20.5. Erlenbach /D/ - Jugendhaus - This show was great, the crowd was really fun and kept up the energy. i got dropped while crowd surfing at this one, if anyone has pictures of that happening let me know. The promoters then told us after the show the we had free reign on the kitchen which broke us into a 4 hour drunken eating spree. I vagely remember Mike from Desecration walking around with his balls out.

21.5. Walterhausen /D/ - Walhalla - Seemed to be alot of political people, some dude did the hail hitler sign during our set. He'll be pissed when he finds out we are a bunch of jews. Another dude was backstage telling us he hates us cause we are American. I tried to smash the beer in his hand and he got mad. Anyways, i got shithoused and had a good time. The promoters were also really cool at this one.

22.5. Praha /CZ/ - Black Pes - Our last show with Fleshless and Desecration. Desecration took revenge on me for walking on stage with my pants down and taking apart the drums so they unplugged all our shit and we had a whole song with no guitar and bass so i just went in the pit. We had a guest vocalist for almost half our songs. I was really sad to end our leg of the tour with desecration, those guys are fucking awesome. ANyone that didn't know what was going on that night must of hated our set, it was one of my favorites though.

23.5 Stayed at Fred from Smashed Face's house that night and went to the pub. Darren drank a bottle of vodka and was pretty damn funny.

24.5 went to amsterdam for our night off.

25.5. Gent /Belgium/ Frontline - This show had gotten moved 3 times and had no promotion so we thought it was gonna blow but it ended up being a great show and the people showed up. Got to see our freind David their as well.

26.5. London /UK/Purple Turtle - Junkie Jon, Paul, and Cliff picked us up at the ferry. We went to Jons girlfreinds house for some feasting and then drove to the show. Our freind Emily met us their and went on the rest of our tour with us. It was an awesome show that night even though my amp kept shitting out. I ran around in the crowd and on the bar. Partied at Ben from Fleshrot's house after and ate noodles.

27/05 The Crayon club - i cant remember what town this show was in - i played like shit, Adam drank alot of whiskey, puked it up, wiped it on my leg and then Junkie Jon licked it off.

28/05 Liverpool /UK/ Whiplash - smallest show of the UK but it was an awesome time. We had the crowd come on stage and i ended up humping Junkie Jons head. and rolling around on the ground. Liverpool had just won a big soccer game so the town was nuts after.

29/05 Manchester /UK/ The Overdraught - THE BEST SHOW OF THE TOUR- great way to end it all. I dont know what happened besides the fact that i was blindfolded, had my pants ripped off, puked for an hour, and had a dildo shoved in my mouth that was in Mike from Desecration's girlfreinds ass. AMAZING TIME!!! the crowd ran on stage and tore it up.