Steven Seagal to come out with album (no this is not a joke) here is some stuff from MTV.com.

"For a dude whose résumé includes playing a bunch of butt-kicking cops, a butt-kicking environmental agent and a butt-kicking chef on a Navy battleship, Steven Seagal is actually a pretty sensitive guy, as evidenced by his upcoming debut album, Songs From the Crystal Cave. On the disc, which has already been released overseas (and will hit stores in the U.S. later this year), Seagal sings songs "with a strong, understated voice, in the realm of Jack Johnson but with more energy," according to a glowing review in the Los Angeles Times last month. Seagal plans on touring behind Songs this spring."-->MTV.com

"FOITN' ROUND THE WERLD!!!"

i wanna download it... but im afraid seagal will come and break my neck 3 times in the same spot.

he and Michael Bolton should tour

intestineshredder said:

I disagree.

what the fuck will this album be about, all the cake and pie that fat fuck shoves down his throat?

who is more washed up, Steven Seagal or Jean Claude van Damme? both of em' are douche bags if you ask me!

old news.
Steve playing strats (I think) and his voice is actually not bad, for a washed up fat wannabe cop.

http://www.stevenseagal.com/mp3.html

Gays in leatards crack me up.

its not too bad... its a good cruisin listen

sounds hilarous

I should book his Boston tour date

"A strong, understated voice... in the realm of Don Johnson"

Lookin for a heartbeat.....