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returntothepit >> discuss >> I think I fucked up my knee having sex last night by Christraper on Oct 4,2005 12:05pm
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toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 4,2005 12:05pm
I cant think of any other explanation as to why my knee hurts. It didnt feel like this before I went to bed. Hmmmmm......it boggles the mind.....well at least mine.....



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Oct 4,2005 12:08pm
Sucking dick perhaps?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Oct 4,2005 12:08pm
I think your shaving incident story is funnier than this one



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Oct 4,2005 12:08pm
...on one knee.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Oct 4,2005 12:15pm
you and your crazy get-rich-quick schemes...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 4,2005 12:47pm
I know it was implied,
but let me be the first to say "yeah, gay sex"



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 4,2005 12:51pm
paganmegan said:
I think your shaving incident story is funnier than this one


Well theres not much of a story to this one, sorry. im not even sure at what point my knee mustve fucked itself. I certainly didnt notice at the time.
You cant even see your hand in front of your face when the lights are out in my room. I know that because of this there were certain points where i wasnt even sure what position we were in so that mightve somehow twisted my body in ways that it shouldnt. Oops.




toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 4,2005 1:06pm
Y'know.....I try to share intimate details of my life with you guys and you immediately turn it around into something gay. I thought you guys were my friends!
Just because theres photos of me online taking on three dicks at once doesnt mean I liked it OK?????? I was being grim!!!! Let it go!



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Oct 4,2005 1:10pm
next time when you're in the middle of it, reach over and turn the light on and laugh in her face while she squints.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 4,2005 1:13pm
let's all hug AND blog!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 4,2005 1:14pm
Messerschmitt said:
next time when you're in the middle of it, reach over and turn the light on and laugh in her face while she squints.

they like it more when you set their hair on fire




toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Oct 4,2005 1:16pm
Christraper said:
Messerschmitt said:
next time when you're in the middle of it, reach over and turn the light on and laugh in her face while she squints.

they like it more when you set their hair on fire



as you throw them off the bed head first?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 4,2005 1:16pm
gay for pay?!?
but you weren't getting paid...



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 4,2005 1:17pm
why throw them off the bed when theres a perfectly good window right there?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 4,2005 1:18pm
the_reverend said:
gay for pay?!?
but you weren't getting paid...


it was a favor for an old friend. i lost a bet.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Oct 4,2005 1:35pm
Christraper said:
the_reverend said:
gay for pay?!?
but you weren't getting paid...


it was a favor for an old friend. i lost a bet.


i told you not to bet against me.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 4,2005 1:37pm
see????



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Oct 4,2005 1:40pm
if it makes you feel any better, you weren't that good, and i could tell you hadn't done it before...



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 4,2005 1:41pm
bitch.



toggletoggle post by heavy metal milf hunter at Oct 4,2005 8:20pm
your threads are gayer than your gutiar



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Oct 4,2005 9:04pm
is the goat okay?



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Oct 4,2005 9:28pm
heavy metal milf hunter said:
your threads are gayer than your gutiar


booooo

jay's ironbird is awesome. i want it in bass form!



toggletoggle post by Craig is feeling lazy at Oct 5,2005 12:10am
Anthony nli said:
heavy metal milf hunter said:
your threads are gayer than your gutiar


booooo

jay's ironbird is awesome. i want it in bass form!


jay you still have the ironbird? i thought you sold it awhile back



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 5,2005 8:44am
heavy metal milf hunter said:
your threads are gayer than your gutiar


My guitar might be gay but I still had to beat the shit out of C.C.Deville to get it. Who is this?

And yes craig ive still got the ironbird. I almost sold it for rent a few years back but id rather donate my left nut. I love that guitar.






toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 5,2005 8:44am
by the way my knee feels fine now



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Oct 5,2005 11:24am
paganmegan said:
I think your shaving incident story is funnier than this one



ya a hell of a lot funnier! you let me down jay <shakes fist>



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 5,2005 12:34pm
It wasnt a story damnit I was just whining!!!!!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Oct 5,2005 12:40pm
hahahaha you beat up C.C. Deville to get that guitar haha



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