Summoned by the goddess
She needs some volunteers
Avenging commandos
To scout the hemispheres
In search of the sceptre
Its fire soothes the beast!
We travel through the snowstorms
And blizzards from the east!



There's thunder on the tundra
There's giants across the land
There's thunder on the tundra
There's giants across the land



Our chariots scream with fury
Towards the northern lights
So fly and brave the storms
We torpedo across the ice!
The dragon's got the treasure
In a metal citadel
We slash down the walls
And trash the gates of Hell!



There's thunder on the tundra
There's giants across the land
There's thunder on the tundra
There's giants across the land

too late :\

i used to have a thor CD, i gave it to a friend, it wasn't very good. doesn't he have people smash cinder blocks on his chest and blow up hot water bottles like balloons on stage?

he also got caught sucking off his brother Loki in the toilet one time,but its better we don't get into it...

Ryan_M said:

Hehehe, he does all kinds of crazy shit (or not so crazy...)

I have a few of his records, the music is by no means impressive but that is what I like about it. Good pure cheesy Canadian metal (not entirely unlike early Anvil) and occasionally has a catchy and simple song (like the one I lyricized). He's also gone through several phases through the glam rock days in the 70s to his modern stuff.

And let's not forget Manowar is a complete bite off this man.

Odin said:

Heheh this guy sucks off whoever he wants, I would imagine.

he has a mullett

There is a Manowar cover band called Nanowar I think, and they are 3 times as gay

slowlypeelingtheflesh said:

did you use your gayometer to figure that out?

davefromthegrave said:

Is that technically a mullet? Well, it was 1985...