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returntothepit >> discuss >> News Article: Mondern day pirates (with pictures) by the_reverend on Nov 8,2005 9:09am
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toggletoggle post by dftg nli at Nov 8,2005 9:11am
I want to be a pirate. did you know that?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 8,2005 9:13am
These pirates would be cooler if:
1. They had better boats.
2. They had parrots and/or monkeys.
3. They weren't Somalians.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 8,2005 9:59am


I heard about this. I can see that 'pirate' on the left has an RPG but what the fuck is that other guy holding? a spear???

ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
yo-ho-ho and a vial of crack
*PC head implodes*



toggletoggle post by Chris_From_Shit_Fuck  at Nov 8,2005 10:00am
largefreakatzero said:
These pirates would be cooler if:
1. They had better boats.
2. They had parrots and/or monkeys.
3. They weren't Somalians.



I'd also like to see a peg leg, eye patch, or sword in there somewhere too to be official pirates.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 8,2005 10:05am
looks like they used sonic the hedgehog against them
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/11/07...somalia.pirates.sonic.ap/index.html



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 8,2005 10:34am
couple things looking at the pics..i want to gun down the one grinning first

other thing...aaron...did you see how someone on the boat took a couple of blurry pics and AP bought 'em since in the cnn article 2 pics are used and have the ap copyright and even state taken by ___ who was aboard ship



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 8,2005 10:48am
I can't believe this cruise does not employ armed mercenaries to protect the guests from situations like this.
Or do they?
I'm ill-informed.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 8,2005 11:29am
there are modern-day pirates all over the earth, Somalian coast and Indonesia are the bigggest danger spots, which is a pissah because they're heavily used commercial routes

The Outlaw Sea: A World of Freedom, Chaos, and Crime by William Langewiesche has essays about this pirate stuff if anyone wants to check it out at the library--



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 8,2005 11:33am
Whoa...
I think this board was ready for all that knowledge to be dropped on us.
Next time, give it to us in small portions so that our metal head brains can take the time needed to absorb it.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 8,2005 11:38am
litacore said:
[IMG]I heard about this. I can see that 'pirate' on the left has an RPG but what the fuck is that other guy holding? a spear???

ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
yo-ho-ho and a vial of crack
*PC head implodes*

hahaha

nigga stole my boat



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 8,2005 11:39am
ahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 8,2005 12:52pm
Beakey said:
Whoa...
I think this board was ready for all that knowledge to be dropped on us.
Next time, give it to us in small portions so that our metal head brains can take the time needed to absorb it.


if you don't behave, damnose and I will be posting footnotes and appendices



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 9,2005 4:07pm
Dwight: We're still missing the teenage love puppy and Steve the Pirate.
Owen: Who's Steve the Pirate?
Dwight: The only guy on our team that dresses like a pirate!
Owen: There's a guy on our team dressed like a pirate?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 10,2005 11:51am
ok, I was challenged last night I have to verily EXORCISE this racist quip from my psyche

*ahem*
*sprays breath freshener*

Why didn't the pirates attack at night?



toggletoggle post by timma at Nov 10,2005 11:54am
largefreakatzero said:
These pirates would be cooler if:
1. They had better boats.
2. They had parrots and/or monkeys.
3. They weren't Somalians.


don't forget wenches, pirate boat wenches are key.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 10,2005 4:52pm
sometimes other pirates are the wenches

ya know, those long spells at sea can lower your standards sometimes



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 10,2005 5:00pm
yeah, but let's stick to the fantasy of real wenches



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