ON MARCH 13,2006 HUMAN NAME BOB NOMAAM ROONEY ASCENDED TO OPERATING THETAN LEVEL 45 THE HIGHEST RANK WHEREUPON ASCENSION HE WAS REVEALED THE TRUE THETAN NAME OF THE UNIVERSAL CREATOR

MELCH'NROARRASRSTOSRSRKG'H'PUIrASOIT SKJTALKAI'WTGNSAL'LANETAF'TGEAG'TARETAR'USRSTLTIOWLKIW GOR'CHATUFLETRUARSASTRUESTAST YOUR ASCENSION IS CELEBRATED. THERE WILL BE GHARTAKK FLAVORED ICE CREAM AND AGAIHALTIKAHTAK PUNCH IN THE RECEPTION CHAMBER FOR ALL WHO HAVE ASCENDED

i love ghartakk flavored ice cream

IT IS NO KLUNBROARNDIGIAN FLAVORED ICE CREAM BUT WITH ENOUGH NUAERHRLKAITSAOTLKASKCAT'TAIOUOFNGAHRADHGAHFUATIOWLK HOT SAUCE AND MURALTKATLKGKATUAOWITOIFADLKCMNABSTW NUTS AND WHIPPED STERXAANIUM-23 IT IS ALMOST PALATABLE

congratulations. when's your bar mitzvah?

AHAHAHAHA A JEWISH JOKE I APPRECIATE YOUR BREVITY ABOUT OTHER RELIGIONS

IF YOU SPEAK ILL ABOUT THE ONE TRUE FAITH KEEP IN MIND THAT I CAN ACTIVATE THE AAROIAFLAKTAOISAOTUAFSOXOASUGOSIFOAFTOAINA DEVICE WITH THE MERE FLICK OF MY HUMAN VESSEL'S UPPER RIGHT APPENDAGE

i'm allergic to whipped sterxaanium-23, but sometimes i can tolerate phenylkalinutronic sterxaanium-44b phosphate

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

does that involve your chocolate salty balls?

YO DID YOU FEED THE SHOGGOTH

AFFLECK YOU DA BOMB IN PHANTOMS, YO

MarkFuckingRichards said:

AHAHAHAHAHA! DO YOU ENJOY THE TASTE OF GALHRALIRSURTARORA VOMIT AS WELL? I GUESS WHAT THEY SAY IS RIGHT; OPERATING THETAN LEVEL 45s ARE FROM NUARLKTAMROASRE-ALPHA WHILE OPERATING THETAN LEVEL 32s ARE FROM THE BINARY STAR OF MARUALKRALSDKASFLIZALKZAFLAISZALLA

my farts sound like the pronunciation of the true names of your gods. Bow before my revered asshole.

SEOGJNFVQWPIOUFVVQ[OUDFVQWUVQWVDO[UCHWIDBCWOCN

kneel down and worship the shitspewing godhole

schvenschlokensliet!!!!! I bring you the drizzle!@!!!!!!!

Hoser said:

so does my anus

man. those names are so important, they can't even be spelled in lowercase.

I can only speak this language when drunk