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New site? Maybe some day.
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At my drummer's house. If you know me or my band, you're invited. E-mail me at humanity_is_purged@hotmail.com for directions. |
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Are they fat whores like on the Ali G show? |
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will they line the rims of their anuses with coke? |
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No, but tell them their pretty and they can do better than their current boyfriend and you can get your cock sucked pretty easily.
Also, they can take a punch. |
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dreadkill said:
If you're not there, you're dead. |
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RichHorror said: dreadkill said:
If you're not there, you're dead. |
i'll be there. i have alot to live for. |
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I can appreciate the underaged sluts, but will there be geriatric women as well? |
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RichHorror said:
Also, they can take a punch. |
excellent. my girlfriend calls the cops when i punch her. it'll be nice to punch a broad without consequences. |
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Insert things into Whores..... |
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MikePile said: I can appreciate the underaged sluts, but will there be geriatric women as well? |
we can only hope |
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Like 18 year old whores! Yay whores! Yay shitting in some cunt with a Mudvayne shirt's mouth!
FUCK YOU BITCH. FUCK YOU.
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Wow. |
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MikePile said: I can appreciate the underaged sluts, but will there be geriatric women as well? |
Yes, Jeff Shitzka of IWEIPH fame will be in attendance. |
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90% chance I will be coming. |
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I'm going to beat the shit out of a 16 year old girl at this, guaranteed. |
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RichHorror said: MikePile said:I can appreciate the underaged sluts, but will there be geriatric women as well? |
Yes, Jeff Shitzka of IWEIPH fame will be in attendance. |
I am disgusted and aroused. |
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As an added bonus, I'll allow anyone who comes to jack me off while wearing a blindfold. You can pretend I'm your grandfather. It'll be GREAT. |
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this sounds like the party of the year. |
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Women be shoppin'! Women be SHOPP-IN'!
I call up my woman I say "Girl, what you doin'?"
SHOPPIN' NIGGA, SHOPPIN'. |
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sounds like one of my weeknights! |
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This shit starts at 11. Whores will be laid the fuck out by 11:15. |
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men be actin all like zombies at the mall |
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This thread may be the funniest things all day for me. |
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That's because I'm the fucking balls. |
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can I bring my authentic life-sized blow up goat doll? his name is St. Michael
baaah! |
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As long's I get to fuck him first. Nigga. |
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remember Reflections? I do said:
baaah?! baaah?! try GRAH, pal! |
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You should have, like, a shitload of awesome bands play. |
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Maybe IWEIPH + WRETCHED ASYLUM?!?! That'd be sick. |
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Yeah, and the cops can come just as we're about to go on. |
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If there's a show possibility, keep us in mind sweet cheeks |
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Joe/NotCommon said:
If by distro you mean your penis in the mouth of a 14 year old, then yes. |
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Shows and music in general are for queers. No show, just statuatory rape. |
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Whores. young, young whores. |
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im not sure if the invite goes out to all here, but if not, can one of you shit in one the whores's vaginas for me? ive always wanted to do that. |
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You're invited, Craig. I'm sure there'll be a toilet-whore with your name written on it/her. |
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Hey dudes...my german shepard has a huge red moisture seeking meat missle that just loves underage Hoes...can I bring him? |
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i just jizzed on my monacle... |
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I don't know any of you people, but can i show up anyway? |
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It's in New Bedford. e-mail me at humanity_is_purged@hotmail.com and I can give you the address. |
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living in Connecticut kinda sucks. that would be a two hour drive for me. I guess I need to start a mothafuckin scene down these parts. |
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Colonel Klink said: i just jizzed on my monacle... |
that is the hottest thing I have ever heard |
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Can my friend Hammerhead come? He loves underage hookers.
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Can I use Mr. Shitzka as a forcefield again, just for old time's sake? |
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I hope there's time to turn off all the lights and play Dane Cook's favorite game: Who's in my Mouth?!?! |
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wait, whats going on here. |
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Tis might end up being on Saturday instead. So none of you will come because there's at least three awesome shows I know of going on that day. |
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