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returntothepit >> discuss >> 3/31 - PARTY w/ booze, drugs and underage whores! by RichHorror on Mar 20,2006 3:25pm
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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 3:25pm
At my drummer's house. If you know me or my band, you're invited. E-mail me at humanity_is_purged@hotmail.com for directions.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 4:23pm
WHORES



toggletoggle post by scoracrasia   at Mar 20,2006 4:27pm
Are they fat whores like on the Ali G show?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 20,2006 4:28pm
will they line the rims of their anuses with coke?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 20,2006 4:28pm
if so, i am there



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 4:29pm
No, but tell them their pretty and they can do better than their current boyfriend and you can get your cock sucked pretty easily.

Also, they can take a punch.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 4:29pm
dreadkill said:
if so, i am there


If you're not there, you're dead.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 20,2006 4:32pm
RichHorror said:
dreadkill said:
if so, i am there


If you're not there, you're dead.


i'll be there. i have alot to live for.



toggletoggle post by MikePile at Mar 20,2006 4:33pm
I can appreciate the underaged sluts, but will there be geriatric women as well?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 20,2006 4:33pm
RichHorror said:

Also, they can take a punch.


excellent. my girlfriend calls the cops when i punch her. it'll be nice to punch a broad without consequences.



toggletoggle post by scoracrasia   at Mar 20,2006 4:33pm
Insert things into Whores.....



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 20,2006 4:33pm
MikePile said:
I can appreciate the underaged sluts, but will there be geriatric women as well?


we can only hope



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 4:34pm
Like 18 year old whores! Yay whores! Yay shitting in some cunt with a Mudvayne shirt's mouth!

FUCK YOU BITCH. FUCK YOU.

...

Wow.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 4:34pm
MikePile said:
I can appreciate the underaged sluts, but will there be geriatric women as well?


Yes, Jeff Shitzka of IWEIPH fame will be in attendance.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Mar 20,2006 4:37pm
90% chance I will be coming.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 4:42pm
I'm going to beat the shit out of a 16 year old girl at this, guaranteed.



toggletoggle post by MikePile at Mar 20,2006 4:42pm
RichHorror said:
MikePile said:
I can appreciate the underaged sluts, but will there be geriatric women as well?


Yes, Jeff Shitzka of IWEIPH fame will be in attendance.


I am disgusted and aroused.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 4:46pm
As an added bonus, I'll allow anyone who comes to jack me off while wearing a blindfold. You can pretend I'm your grandfather. It'll be GREAT.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 20,2006 4:51pm
this sounds like the party of the year.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 4:52pm
Women be shoppin'! Women be SHOPP-IN'!

I call up my woman I say "Girl, what you doin'?"

SHOPPIN' NIGGA, SHOPPIN'.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Mar 20,2006 4:54pm
sounds like one of my weeknights!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 4:55pm
This shit starts at 11. Whores will be laid the fuck out by 11:15.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 20,2006 5:10pm
is it in new bedford?



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Mar 20,2006 5:11pm
men be actin all like zombies at the mall



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 5:38pm
dreadkill said:
is it in new bedford?


Word.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Mar 20,2006 5:39pm
This thread may be the funniest things all day for me.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 5:41pm
That's because I'm the fucking balls.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 20,2006 5:43pm
HA



toggletoggle post by remember Reflections? I do at Mar 20,2006 5:46pm
can I bring my authentic life-sized blow up goat doll? his name is St. Michael






















baaah!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 5:47pm
As long's I get to fuck him first. Nigga.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 20,2006 5:47pm
remember Reflections? I do said:

baaah!


baaah?! baaah?! try GRAH, pal!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 5:48pm
Grah like a muhfucka



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Mar 20,2006 6:58pm
You should have, like, a shitload of awesome bands play.



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Mar 20,2006 6:59pm
Maybe IWEIPH + WRETCHED ASYLUM?!?! That'd be sick.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 20,2006 7:02pm
Yeah, and the cops can come just as we're about to go on.



toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at Mar 20,2006 10:43pm
If there's a show possibility, keep us in mind sweet cheeks



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 21,2006 12:13am
Can I set up my distro?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 21,2006 8:33am
Joe/NotCommon said:
Can I set up my distro?


If by distro you mean your penis in the mouth of a 14 year old, then yes.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 21,2006 9:21am
You read my mind!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 21,2006 9:25am
Shows and music in general are for queers. No show, just statuatory rape.



toggletoggle post by scoracrasia   at Mar 21,2006 9:42am
Whores. young, young whores.



toggletoggle post by CraigForACurse  at Mar 21,2006 10:19am
im not sure if the invite goes out to all here, but if not, can one of you shit in one the whores's vaginas for me? ive always wanted to do that.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 21,2006 10:21am
You're invited, Craig. I'm sure there'll be a toilet-whore with your name written on it/her.



toggletoggle post by Colonel Klink at Mar 21,2006 1:56pm
Hey dudes...my german shepard has a huge red moisture seeking meat missle that just loves underage Hoes...can I bring him?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 21,2006 2:00pm
Yes.



toggletoggle post by Colonel Klink at Mar 21,2006 3:52pm
i just jizzed on my monacle...



toggletoggle post by dftg not at home at Mar 21,2006 3:55pm
I don't know any of you people, but can i show up anyway?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 21,2006 3:58pm
Of course!



toggletoggle post by dftg not at home at Mar 21,2006 4:01pm
where was it again?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 21,2006 4:02pm
It's in New Bedford. e-mail me at humanity_is_purged@hotmail.com and I can give you the address.



toggletoggle post by dftg not at home at Mar 21,2006 4:06pm
living in Connecticut kinda sucks. that would be a two hour drive for me. I guess I need to start a mothafuckin scene down these parts.



toggletoggle post by dftg not at home at Mar 21,2006 4:07pm
Colonel Klink said:
i just jizzed on my monacle...


that is the hottest thing I have ever heard



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 21,2006 5:42pm
Can my friend Hammerhead come? He loves underage hookers.



toggletoggle post by Kadoogan A.D. at Mar 22,2006 6:16pm
Can I use Mr. Shitzka as a forcefield again, just for old time's sake?



toggletoggle post by dain bramage at Mar 22,2006 6:48pm
I hope there's time to turn off all the lights and play Dane Cook's favorite game: Who's in my Mouth?!?!



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Mar 22,2006 6:52pm
wait, whats going on here.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 23,2006 3:04pm
Tis might end up being on Saturday instead. So none of you will come because there's at least three awesome shows I know of going on that day.



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