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returntothepit >> discuss >> Aaron Pepelis by Joe/NotCommon on Mar 25,2006 10:10am
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toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2006 10:10am
If I was gay I would totally make out with you.
See you tonight stud!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2006 10:23am
I would have to be gay too.
or at least bi.
and last time I checked my myspace, I wasn't bi.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Mar 25,2006 1:01pm
Carina told me all about your little 'man love' calls you make when she's not around. You're not fooling anyone.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2006 1:02pm
Carina? Aaron killed her months ago.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Mar 25,2006 1:04pm
I heard she occasionally appears in ghost form at shows like The Cult.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2006 1:07pm
no, Aaron posts under her name that she went to shows that he knows none of us would ever go to.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Mar 25,2006 1:10pm
Dude, I love The Cult.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2006 1:11pm
Yeah but you didn't go see them because it wasn't in New Bedford



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Mar 25,2006 1:13pm
low-blow



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2006 1:14pm
Thats how I roll.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 25,2006 1:16pm
Aaron, you better not be seeing other guys behind my back. I'll motherfucking cut you.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Mar 25,2006 1:16pm
I'll be sure to make a face at you tonight.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Mar 25,2006 1:17pm
RICH...where the hell did you go. I didn't even get a chance to take an incriminating photo of you sleeping in the Disney Princess bed.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 25,2006 1:26pm
a couple years ago i got so drunk and woke up in this weird pink room. i was still drunk and i thought i was inside a vagina. all i remembered from the night before was driving some cokehead to a trailer park and almost getting into a fight with some dude and my hot friend throwing up everywhere.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Mar 25,2006 1:32pm
that's a great story.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 25,2006 1:34pm
it would've been a better story if i had banged my friend. she was hot as fuck and i was single at the time.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 25,2006 1:36pm
I'd have preferred the story if I banged her, personally.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 25,2006 1:39pm
she is one of the many hot chicks i regret i was too drunk to bang.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2006 1:48pm
you bastards ruined my aaron thread



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 25,2006 1:50pm
i ruin everything. it is my goal in life. i'm an asshole. you should know, look at my last name. anyone with gillis blood is bound to be an asshole.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2006 1:51pm
The Gillis side of my family is full of terrible lowlifes and degenerates.
I think I more accurately represent the McNamara side because I might be a terrible person but I still have integrity and loyalty. Not that you don't, but alot of my Gillis relatives steal from their own parents.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 25,2006 1:56pm
that's awesome. my gillis relatives aren't that bad, but they are all alcoholics. i represent that part well, but i'm more like my portuguese side.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2006 2:07pm
oh wait, let me log ut and post as carina



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 25,2006 2:07pm
Aaron hides me in the closet, blindfolds me and ties me up when he isn't home...hasn't killed me yet, but told me that we're gonna go to Vegas and have Elvis marry us...I have to sign this contract agreeing to a million and one things but i haven't signed it YET



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 25,2006 2:08pm
i wish he'd do that to me



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2006 2:09pm
#2: more of the butt love.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2006 2:11pm
that's out of:

section



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Mar 25,2006 2:47pm



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 25,2006 2:50pm
is this the contract?

This contract is provided as a secure and binding agreement which defines in specific terms the relationship and interaction between two individuals, hereafter termed the slave and the master (both terms are intended to be independant of sex). This agreement is legal and binding. This agreement must be entered voluntarily, but cannot be broken except under the conditions stated herein, after which certain precautions shall be taken to protect those involved. (See section 7.0.0)
1.0.0 Slave's Role
The slave agrees to submit completely to the master in all ways. There are no boundaries of place, time, or situation in which the slave may willfully refuse to obey the directive of the master without risking punishment, except in situations where the slave's veto (see section 1.0.1) applies. The slave also agrees that, once entered into the Slavery Contract, their body belongs to their master ,, to be used as seen fit, within the guidelines defined herein. All of the slave's possessions likewise belong to the master , including all assets, finances, and material goods, to do with as they see fit. The slave agrees to please the master to the best of their ability, in that they now exist solely for the pleasure of said master .
1.0.1 Slave's Veto
The slave, where appropriate, holds veto power over any command given by the master , at which time they may rightfully refuse to obey that command. This power may only be invoked under the following circumstances, or where agreed by both master and slave:
a. Where said command conflicts with any existing laws and may lead to fines, arrest, or prosecution of the slave .
b. Where said command may cause extreme damage to slave's life, such as losing their job, causing family stress,etc.
c. Where said command may cause permanent bodily harm (see 4.0.0) to the slave .
d. Where said command may cause psychological trauma to the slave, such as a rape scene for a slave that has been raped in the past.
2.0.0 Master's Role
The master accepts the responsibility of the slave's body and worldly possessions, to do with as they see fit, under the provisions determined in this contract. The master agrees to care for the slave , to arrange for the safety and well-being o f the slave , as long as they own the slave . The master also accepts the committment to treat the slave properly, to train the slave, punish the slave, love the slave, and use the slave as they see fit.
3.0.0 Punishment
The slave agrees to accept any punishment the master decides to inflict, whether earned or not.
3.0.1 Rules of Punishment
Punishment of the slave is subject to certain rules designed to protect the slave from intentional abuse or permanent bodily harm (see 4.0.0). Punishment must not incur permanent bodily harm, or the following forms of abuse:
a. Blood may not be drawn at any time. Punishment must stop immediately if blood is drawn
b. Burning the body
c. Drastic loss of circulation
d. Causing internal bleeding
e. Loss of consciousness
f. Withholding of any necessary materials, such as food, water, or sunlight for extended periods of time
4.0.0 Permanent Bodily Harm
Since the body of the slave now belongs to the master , it is the master's responsibility to protect that body from permanent bodily harm. Should the slave ever come to permanent bodily harm during the course of punishment or in any other slavery related activity, whether by intention or accident, it will be grounds for immediate termination of this contract, should the slave so desire. Permanent bodily harm shall be determined as:
a. Death
b. Any damage that involves loss of mobility or function, including broken bones.
c. Any permanent marks on the skin, including scars, burns, or tattoos, unless accepted by the slave .
d. Any loss of hair, unless accepted by the slave .
e. Any piercing of the flesh which leaves a permanent hole, unless accepted by the slave .
f. Any diseases that could result in any of the above results, including sexually transmitted diseases.
5.0.0 Others
The slave may not seek any other master or lover or relate to others in any sexual or submissive way without the master's permission. To do so will be considered a breach of contract, and will result in extreme punishment. The master may accept other slaves or lovers, but must consider the slave's emotional response to such actions and act accordingly. Under no circumstance should the master allow such actions to unbalance the slave emotionally, or allow such actions to result in ignoring the slave . The master may give the slave to other masters, provided the rules of this contract are upheld. In such a situation, the master will inform the new master of the provisions stated herein, and any breach by the new master will be considered a breach by the master as well, subject to all rules stated in this contract.
6.0.0 Secrecy
All physical evidence of the slavery will be kept in total secrecy, except where both master and slave agree. Any violation of this clause shall be cause to terminate this contract, should the injured party wish it. The materials and physical evidence shall be kept under lock and key in a place acceptable to both parties.
7.0.0 Alteration of Contract
This contract may not be altered, except when both master and slave agree. If the contract is altered, the new contract shall be printed and signed, and then the old contract must be destroyed.
8.0.0 Termination of Contract
This contract may be terminated at any time by the master , but never by the slave, except under special conditions explained within this contract. Upon termination, all physical evidence of the slavery, including this contract, will be destroyed, and all materials and belongings shall belong to the master , to be shared or kept as they see fit. The slave , owning nothing and having agreed to give up all worldly possessions and body to the master , shall once again own their body, but nothing else, unless the master decides to give back their possessions.
9.0.0 Slave's Signature
I have read and fully understand this contract in its entirety. I agree to give everything I own to my master, and further accept their claim of ownership over my physical body. I understand tha I will be commanded and trained and punished as a slave, and I promise to be true and to fulfill the pleasures and desires of my master to the best of my abilities. I understand that I cannot withdraw from this contract except as stated in this contract.
Signature:____________
9.0.1 Master's Signature
I have read and fully understand this contract in its entirety. I agree to accept this slave as my property, body and possessions, and to care for them to the best of my ability. I shall provide for their security and well-being and command them, train them, and punish them as a slave. I understand the responsibility implicit in this arrangement, and agree that no harm shall come to the slave as long as they are mine. I further understand that I can withdraw from this contract at any time.
Signature:____________





toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2006 4:56pm
pam nli said:
I'll be sure to make a face at you tonight.


I doubt you will come.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 25,2006 5:57pm
aaron's contract is a little different though the word "anal" appears in it



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2006 5:59pm
haha



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Mar 25,2006 6:03pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
pam nli said:
I'll be sure to make a face at you tonight.


I doubt you will come.



If Rich would answer his phone, I would be there. But he's not so I'm sad.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2006 6:07pm
I am rarely wrong about anything.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Mar 25,2006 6:20pm
You jinxed me, this is your fault. Rich just called from Quincy.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2006 6:26pm
Don't blame me, you wouldn't have liked any of the bands anyway.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Mar 25,2006 6:30pm
I love IWEIPH and Hirudinea, you have no idea what you're talking about.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Mar 25,2006 6:31pm
Why would I go if I didn't like the bands?



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Mar 25,2006 6:34pm
Oh yeah, to see your smiling face...cause you know I can't stand to stay away for too long.



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Mar 25,2006 7:30pm



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at May 18,2007 12:53am
I got THIS when I googled Aaron's name!



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