I thought this was pretty funny......


Four guys are driving cross-country together, one from Maine, one from
Vermont, one from New Hampshire, and one from Massachusetts.

A bit down the road the man from Maine starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window. The man from New Hampshire turns to him and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"

The man from Maine says, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Maine, I'm getting sick of looking at them!"

A few miles down the road, the man from Vermont begins pulling bottles of Maple syrup from his bag and throwing them out the window.

The man from New Hampshire asks, "What are you doing that for?"

The man from Vermont replies, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Vermont I'm sick of looking at them!"

Inspired by the others, the man from New Hampshire opens the car door and pushes the man from Massachusetts out.

I told that to carina.

yeah and i had clicked on the thread..but once aaron started telling it to me...i closed it..after all...what's more sexy than a joke being told to you by yer honey in his boxers while he's still half asleep

I'd heard this joke before, but forgot about it. even though it's so true.

blargh. nh to mass is like what canada is to north america.

*bzzt*
since it's people from mass who talk funny

Who would want to live in NH when they could pay perfectly good sales tax on everything here, not be allowed to own guns, and battle with insurance companies?

Answer me that and win a free moonpie.

NH is where Men are made.

niccolai said:

sales tax: what's a dollar anyway? i'm not jewish?

guns: who has to know about stolen guns?

insurance companies: show me one state with one insurance company you don't have to fight with?

Everything inside I-95 in Massachusetts is the ideal location. New Hampshire hicks just can't hang and are jealous.

did joe just quote tribe called quest? get yourself some toilet paper cause your lyrics is butt.

I get over 40% of my mass income tax back at the end of the year. it's nice.

I am lyrically influenced by q-tip

I like how that joke totally shafts RI and CT.

Four guys are driving cross-country together, one from Maine, one from
Vermont, one from New Hampshire, and one from Massachusetts.

A bit down the road the man from Maine starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window. The man from New Hampshire turns to him and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"

The man from Maine says, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Maine, I'm getting sick of looking at them!"

A few miles down the road, the man from Vermont begins pulling bottles of Maple syrup from his bag and throwing them out the window.

The man from New Hampshire asks, "What are you doing that for?"

The man from Vermont replies, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Vermont I'm sick of looking at them!"

Inspired by the others, the man from New Hampshire opens the car door and pushes the man from Massachusetts out.

Then the man from Maine says to the Man from New Hampshire, "Now that there won't be any objections, Earl, get your sister out of the trunk, and let's all have at her! You can start!"

Fix'd

this same joke was funnier when it invloved italians, americans, russians, and peurto ricans on a boat.


the italian threw out the meatball. the russian threw out the vodka. the american threw out the spic.

Q:What do you call a hot chick in New Hampshire?

A: A tourist

Have you heard? They've found a new use for sheep in Vermont!
Wool.

Troll said:

Heh, that had me on the floor. Nice.

Though in reality there are many attractive women in NH.

I told someone the joke and he told me the peurtorician version.

Vermont: Where the men are men and the women are too.

Q:What do you call a VT town meeting?

A: A full set of teeth

Q: What do you call a Vermont woman with one tooth?

A: Bottle Opener

I am a mass transplant in NH, When I bring my friends down to mass from up here they play a game to see who can spot the most white people, the total never gets above 6 or so after an hour of driving.

new hampshire people all have stupid vanity plates on their cars. i hate that. get a normal fucking license plate.

69001 is my plate and it's a normal one.

but yer not normal so...

i just get sick of seeing variations of BIGPMP, PMPN69, BGP1MP. etc. from white trash new hampshire wiggers who live in the woods but think they're from the mean streets.

haha

I like MA, NH, Maine, and VT...it's CT that sucks

hahaha, that's pretty good,especially since i am from mass living in new hampshire and i will never ever ever go back to mass.

dude it's all about fuckin worcester

sacreligion said:

no way- its allllll about the White Mountain Region (NH)

no, it's all about new bedford

T--H--C said:

I completely agree

Geography, yo.