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returntothepit >> discuss >> News Article: just when you thought tom cruise couldn't get any nuttier... by the_reverend on Apr 17,2006 9:57am
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toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at Apr 17,2006 10:02am
What the hell does Katie Holms know about child birth. It's her first child; she shouldn't go around doing seminars on it. What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise? Strapping her to a sonogram 24/7; there's no need.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 17,2006 10:05am
the kid is going to come out chirping like a dolphin



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 17,2006 10:31am
hahaha it'll be Dolphin Boy from Sealab 2021



toggletoggle post by spaldino at Apr 17,2006 10:44am
in that GQ article he also says something about how he an make a herion addict clean in 3 days or something using scientology rehab... HA! fucking bonkers is he.



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Apr 17,2006 5:02pm
XENU LURKS IN HOSPITALS
AND BATHS

STAY PURE
DON'T WASH



toggletoggle post by wade nli at Apr 17,2006 5:05pm
Yeti said:
hahaha it'll be Dolphin Boy from Sealab 2021


haha, I'm watching season 1 right now...happy cake over currently.




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Apr 17,2006 5:22pm
tom cruise is a nut...i do want to hear the phone tapes that the FBI now has btwn him and nicole kidman..from when they were married...supposedly the calls are about their sex lives and more at the time...



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at Apr 17,2006 5:23pm
"We haven't told anybody," says Cruise. "It's either gonna be a boy or a girl."


FUCK?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 17,2006 5:24pm
tom cruise needs to kill himself



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Apr 17,2006 5:47pm
succubus said:
supposedly the calls are about their sex lives and more at the time...


Probably four hours of Nicole pleading for a gentler anal assault. "Tom, you don't have to prove you're as tall and long as a normal man here.. you know I love you, just try to stop tearing the sensitive tissues of my anus!"




toggletoggle post by thedeparted   at Apr 17,2006 5:48pm



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