.....made myself a tasty little drink consisting of absinthe.

if you mix it with semen you live forever.

i made it 25 parts semen, 1 part absinthe.

you will outlast time itself

i wish time exsisted.

it's like rich is your cow.

im a rich cow.

I'm a cowmaximus.

rich maximus is a horrorcow.

ratt_mowe said:

ha

DER SEMENSHITTER

Nazi.

ratt_mowe said:

i like painting the trees and the lil bunnies

what the fuck was ever wrong with trees and lil bunnies??

i dont know but order cheese raviolis and cheesy bread from papa ginos for lunch has made me just now start farting like nonstop. come get under the cover ill sing you dutch oven till you fall asleep matty poo

get me some dinner first. im starving.

No, you're starving.

how about you stop being a bitch and bring me some food you whore

because my only mode of transportation are my sneakers, concubine.

wah wah wah

such alil whore, shut your fuckmouth and bring me some food sallycupcakes

columbine? I shat today and thought to myself "what the fuck climb into you ass and died."
normally you can be like "oooooh... I shouldn't have ate __________" but not today.. out of the friggin blue..er... brown.

ha i shat out corn i ate on saturday today

Totally uncalled for. Show a little class, please. Thanks.

class is for college and highschool students.

And faggots. And jew-loving negroes.

im sorry Nick, oooooh shit you're not Nick youre Rich. what is this backwards world. holy fuck in a handbasket full of live grenades and maple syrup.

pooh is the one of the greatest words. i mean its up there with eskimo

And cocksucker.

The best activity is rape, followed closely by suicide.

doublebarrel shotgun suicide or just razorblade suicide. guess i mean i think you gotta have some balls to hang yourself, theres a lot to set up

I want to die of an overdose. Whenever I jerkoff, I think of people finding me with my tongue hanging out, skin turning blue and my eyes still open. it instantly brings me to climax everytime.

i wanna die in a hail of bullets or at least while driving so i can take out other folks

i thought every thread on this site was supposed to have that picture of hitler me?

shave this dudes head:

and you get:

THE TRUTH

Shh, baby. Come back to bed. You make daddy angry when you talk so much.

all i feel is the large amount of alcohol, for any of you that actually give a fuck!

whiskey_weed_and_women said:

HITLER PAINTS FLOWERS:
http://www.hitler.org/art/flowers/