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returntothepit >> discuss >> TILA TEQUILA hits 1,000,000 friends on MySpace and has an odd request by SteveOTB on May 4,2006 3:10pm
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toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at May 4,2006 3:10pm edited May 4,2006 3:12pm
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: TILA TEQUILA
Date: May 4, 2006 2:45 PM

YAYYYYYYY! Time to celebrate kiddies! Today on May 4th 2006, 11:35 am, I just made it over the 1 Million friends on my list! WOOHOOO! This calls for a HUGE celebration! I love you guys!

I want to make this special and memorable so everyone should mail me a dollar bill and sign your myspace link on it. I want to do something really cool with it. I want to tape up each dollar on my wall in my house to dedicate it all to YOU GUYS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! I will fill up my walls with all of your dollar bills that you signed with your myspace link. That way I have sentimental value with all of you and you will always be a part of my home. Then once it's filled I can take a picture of the walls of the dollars you guys sent me and I will post it up to show you!!! Then I will always have your myspace link written up on my wall so I can visit you anytime!!! So sign and send me your old dollar bills:

Tila Tequila
"Million Dollar Friends"
8033 Sunset Blvd ..1029
W Hollywood, CA 90046

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN! I CAN'T WAIT! I BETTER GO BUY A SHIT LOAD OF TAPE NOW!!!!

Love...your friend,

Tila

----------------------------------------------------


Ok so let me get this straight, if everyone on her friends list sends her $1.00 with their MySpace address on it I'm sure that

A) She'll post it on her wall, take a picture, take it down, and head to the bank.

or

B) She's dumb enough to leave it up, one of her friends steals the whole thing, and now he/she's rich.

I bet people will actually send her tons of money too thinking this is a good idea.



toggletoggle post by bimbobitchinator at May 4,2006 3:12pm
The only way she's getting my dollar is if she loves me long time.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at May 4,2006 3:20pm
Fuck that. She only want to be a millionaire, and what better way?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 4,2006 3:26pm
he's already a rich model, I thought.
the ultimate myspace whore.



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at May 4,2006 3:28pm
the_reverend said:
he's already a rich model, I thought.
the ultimate myspace whore.


Yeah but it's a quick way to make a mill. Just sit back, open up some envelopes, and let the cash roll in.



toggletoggle post by contagion   at May 4,2006 3:29pm
what the fuck would anyone do with a million ones? go to a strip joint for 4 months straight?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 4,2006 3:29pm
he's already a rich model, I thought.
the ultimate myspace whore.

I just clicked on the link. I've never clicked on her link before even though she's on every single band's top 8. some asian broad with fake tits. anyone who sends her $$ is a retard.
she's a smart business woman for attempting this.

if all my buddies sent me a $1, I would just be a thousandaire.



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at May 4,2006 3:32pm
contagion said:
what the fuck would anyone do with a million ones? go to a strip joint for 4 months straight?


Take a bath in 1 dollar bills.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 4,2006 3:56pm
ridiculous



toggletoggle post by kok at May 4,2006 3:58pm
Dumb cunt.
Fuck her.
Y not just send a blank peice of paper with yer link on it, to remember them by??
Oh cuz its not cash, thats why, whore.



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at May 4,2006 4:02pm
kok said:
Dumb cunt.
Fuck her.
Y not just send a blank peice of paper with yer link on it, to remember them by??
Oh cuz its not cash, thats why, whore.


You make a valid point or better yet why not a picture?



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 4,2006 4:13pm
the_reverend said:
she's a smart business woman


many whores are.



toggletoggle post by wade at May 4,2006 4:15pm
I hate, HATE cunts. especially ones like this.




toggletoggle post by kok at May 4,2006 5:12pm
wade said:
I hate, HATE cunts. especially ones like this.



And the biggest cunt of all, Tom Cruise!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 4,2006 7:03pm
she's almost as brilliant as tom



toggletoggle post by CUanonymousNT at May 4,2006 7:18pm
kok said:
Dumb cunt.
Fuck her.
Y not just send a blank peice of paper with yer link on it, to remember them by??
Oh cuz its not cash, thats why, whore.




YES! good point, i think we should all just send her promo and press kits for bands. hell, she aint gonna go thru em all by herself, so you know her $$$ will be lost if she has to pay people to go thru her mail.



toggletoggle post by wade at May 4,2006 8:17pm
kok said:
wade said:
I hate, HATE cunts. especially ones like this.



And the biggest cunt of all, Tom Cruise!


my hatred for Tom Cruise runs rather deep, but she's still Cunt Of The Day. Hey, that'd be a great website!

CuntOfTheDay.com (c)2006 wade gosselin




toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at May 4,2006 9:06pm
Come on now you know you all have her on your friends list



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 4,2006 9:12pm
i have no dumb myspace porn-whores!



toggletoggle post by anonybust at May 4,2006 9:24pm



toggletoggle post by CUanonymousNT at May 4,2006 9:37pm
anonybust said:
Tila Tequila NUDES!!



http://www.bnbabes.com/Link/VP5/PL2TilaNguyen.html




If this isnt a spam bot, IDK what is...



toggletoggle post by wade at May 4,2006 9:48pm
dwellingsickness said:
Come on now you know you all have her on your friends list


haha, no fuckin way. I had that Dana Dearmond or whatever chick on there for a while but got sick of the stupid bulletins and dropped her.

one side note. I love it when douchbags leave comments on quasi-famous pages of bands or people that go:

"Yo juss droppin' by the say what's up. Have a great weekend! Stop by comment back!"




toggletoggle post by dug nli again at May 4,2006 9:59pm
I'd hit it.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at May 5,2006 12:59am
her jaw is very square and masculine and her breasts are very round and artificial



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