First I wanna make a shout out to all the ladies in the house.

Yo...

Now to business....Resinate is looking for a vocalist to replace my sorry ass.
I will be moving all of my talents to guitar, and backup vocals only. New vox need to have sick death / Lamb of God style vocals with lows and highs covered. A good clean voice is also a plus for any and all vaginal sections of songs. What were really looking for is a vocalist that is dynamic as hell and has the same level of dedication as we do. Dover / Berwick area.
If you have any balls and want to check us out...you can hear the old shit at:
www.iuma.com/bands/rezinate

If you like it email me at poopisgreat@hotmail.com and set up an audition.

Jake (RESINATE)

i have a wide ass range, and i can sing, but im from ludlow and dont drive. i dont know how far that is from you but i'd be down to practice any day and im dedicated as fuck to music. you can hit me up on aim DIEDISGUSTING to talk or whatever.

ludlow? Where the hell is that??

bump

you are in resinate and don't like Beakey?
didn't you play a show with Disengaged once?

I don't like Beakey???

Thats the first I've heard of that....I have no problem with him. Where the hell is all of this coming from??

Hoser vs. Beakey
Pay Per View
Tonight 8:00 PM
$35.00 (Save $5.00 with proof of RTTP membership)
Special guest ref Joe Not Common

i read it in the favorite RTTP member thread

you retards...i was referring to how much he tools on people....but if yall want me to go into the ring with him...I'm up for it...I'm a big fuckin' boy...I can hold my own on this one....hahahahahaha.
Ring the bell Joe!!

Beakey said:

Oh and Beakey.....you don't wanna do this my boy!! Trust me, we should be best pals instead!! We could share coffee ice cream together...or if Joe wants, we can just hit the ring like men to settle whatever he said needed to be settled...hell I could use the exercise!!

Hoser said:

haha calm down silly

THats it Joe.....you have foced me to have to fart again.....I hope that you can smell what you've caused.

Hoser, I was just messing with you.
Of course I want to be in the ring with you...but in a tag team match against two retards.
That's all I meant.

yeah... like you two could beat two 'tards.
you guys are so retahded.

Aaron...
You find us two retards and I personally guarantee that Hoser and I will beat them down.

rev and I will be the retards.

but hoser wouldn't beat me up because he knows that i know what size shirts he wears.

jake, I met some world-music guy named "mac" yesterday.
he talked about you.
he had red hair.. to the curtains match the rug?

the_reverend said:


Yer a funny guy Rev!!!! I know who he is...he produced our first record. It's a shitty record. But yes.,.....yes I imagine that the rug is the same...
Aaron...let's cut to the chase...lets stop chasing each other around with silly jokes and just make love. I'll make my broccoli stew, there will be candles, and the low moan of you in pure, divine ecstacy. Is it love time or shall I go make poo in your name??

Wow....what a gem. I miss these days, Rev.

:(