oldie but goodie

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and

> generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also

> has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called

> Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also

> called Ibuprofen.

>

> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

> After careful consideration by a team of government experts,

> it recently announced that it has settled on the generic

> name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,

> Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

>

> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will so on be

> available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola

> as a power beverage suitable for use as ! a mixer. It will

> now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff

> one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and

> it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",

> "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink"

> Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT &

> DO.

>

> Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on

> breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's

> research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large

> elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and

> absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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