Cowmaximus: Actually, with a name like 'Xedora' I was hoping you were such a girl.
Cowmaximus: But then you had to go and have a penis.
Xedora: My screen name is pretty femanine, but I didn't think it was that bad
Cowmaximus: It gave me a raging semi.
Xedora: eh, it happens.
Xedora: Sometimes I just IM myself and pretend to be all foxy
Cowmaximus: I do that too, and just pretend to be a fat chick.
Xedora: nothing hotter than that.
Cowmaximus: 'Hey big boy, have you ever had a stuffed crust pizza? Come on over and I'll show you how to eat it the right way. '

Next season of Last Comic Standing has your name all over it.

haha

Rich, you shouldn't have left out the part about 14 year old girls giving us handjobs.

I didn't because it makes my penis sad.

You should go to that comedy night thing with rob teratism

rich loses his power when the internet disappears

Like when girls try to fight back, Sean?

Dankill said:

girls dont fight back they just usually say cute things like......aww thats so sweet you have feelings i dont dig guys who have feelings. you should have just fucked me and we still could have been friends.