ideas

i was thinking!

Convincing the others

I have an idea...
http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.html

Mustache Menagerie.

The_Intranet.

Sun Microsystems.

Grendel's Grundel.

damn.. and I hid the word the_network in this for a presentation at work.
oh well.

how about "The Van Dels"
and about billy...is it greenday that realeased a secret albumn under that name or is it just a rumor.
AND I SUGGEST EVERYONE GOES OUT AND BUYS THE NEW ANTI-FLAG CD IT PROVES SUCH STRONG POINTS AND IS A NICE SOLID ALBUMN.

AND LETS FIGHT FOR A ONE TERM PRESIDENT!!!!

Panhellenic Fornicator of Self-Development

no more writers block, eh.

either um... MacCally Kulll-kins or Bill Clit-ons

What ya'll know bout these kick ass names?

1) The Guillo-teenagers
2) The Communist Block Party
3) Chainsaw-domy
4) Confessions of Kindergarten Ninjas, or A Batch of Ninjas
5) One Brain Blade
6) Confirming the Tooth
7) The Stink Disease
8) Elbow the Town
9) The Hostile Belt


P.S. I don't want to see anymore Billy Joe's out there copping these.
"I can't overstand your sweetness."
"Youze a homosexual. I think the gay rights movement should
meet you and invest in you."

how about DJ Flashy Pants and the Alligator boys?

no no no, the venga boys.
that would be a sick name.

It smells like a fart busted ass in here

honestly, the_netwrk is a killer name...
if you have the _ why d yu need to change?
can you link me to something?

call yourselves:
The Billie Joe Network

yea i really like our name...its just that billy joes band is so shitty who would want to buy our merch??

link to what? adelinerecords.com?

All rappers betta fear me, cuz VINNIE PAZ is a beast

how bout naming your band WU-STANG...and the niche can be that you all love kung fu movies and drive mustangs!!!!

Call it:
TheBandWhoseLeadSingerLikesToJerkOffWhileTalkingOnlineToInnocentGirlsWhoKnowHeHasASmallWeeWee Band

Doesn't that rock?

change to black metal and call yourselves:

Vast Blackness Empire

Or we could just be:

TheGuysWhoLiketoPretendTheirJerkingOffSoFatUglyChicksfromArizonaThinkthey'reHot

call yourselves Aggamemnon

call yourself the oxford snow kings.

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There ya go.

if you guys are changing your name you should take all your old 'the_network' merch and sell it on e-bay as merch for that green day band.

HEY BOOBTOUCHER WHAT ABOUT= THEBANDWHO'SLEADSINGERLIKESTOWHACKOFFTOINNOCENTGIRLSTHATHETIEDDOWNWITHBOBWIREANDHADTHERZAKOBEBRYANTTHATASS
doesn't that rock

boobtoucher said:

i'd rather be fat and ugly than be a guy with a small dick. 'cos at fat chicks still get some lovin... which is pretty hard to get or give with a teeny weenie

why don't you go with "uncunted" that sounds like a cool band name

you can't use my band name "RETARDSEXPARTY"

ieatpeople4god said:

Multi-Phallic Interrobang

UNTUNTED is already a band. and a sick one at that!! have the rev play it! he's got it. we gave it to'm

skinBubbleConductor said:

beavis said: you said untunted

you guys should just think of a name, i doubt you're going to get an serious good name's out of anyone.

ieatpeople4god said:

now uncunted rules as a band, only because their name is cool not because they have intercourse with each other to form lifelong bonds like spartan warriors and their commanders

faggynuts421 sez: you guys should name yourself CLEVER BAND NAME THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOUND OF BAND OR JACKING OFF

FAGGYNUTS421 SEZ: his band name is babysealcoateddrivewaysign

ieatpeople4god said:

dude this is bullshit i said to name them synge

Tall Pyramid
Don't worry, I'm the Pope
It's OK, I'm the Pope
Sodomize An Underpants Gnome
Sodomize A Virgin Whore (nice use of an oxymoron eh?)
Fucking The Life Out Of Death
Short Pyramid
Fuck of Death
Death Fuck
A Fucking Dental Floss
Dental Floss Is Funny
I Like Dental Floss

name yourselves"'I like to steal abortions from abortion clinics, use a turkey baster to squirt them up my ass and shit them out, hug them and call them my babies' is what i said faggynuts 421said at the party (lying) and then I didn't get laid"_word

name your band "ilikefuckingwhistlingkissersintheassandmouthatthesametime00101001010010001110010100100166610010010001010000010001110010101"

ieatpeople4godsucks

call your selves "I use underscores_becausethey'recoolsezplaydead"

call your selves "I use underscores_becausethey'recoolsezplaydead"

Yo dickheads....I have a name fer ya's....

The Coven

Fuckin' drill my ass with a pitchfork sideways......I rule...great name....go touch yourself.

me

We are actually trying to think of a real name but this is always fun. Also, seeing how it tooks us literally about 6 months to agree on the network, it may take awhile.

The Grafted White Devils

"My stomach's got young dead orphans in it
I eat from trashcans at abortion clinics."

boobtoucher said:

that's my band's name

dudeguy howbout "scott and kev used to like hot chicks then they turned to fat married bartenders for kicks and then to hot sex with the_dead 4eva"

call yourselves:
Whispers in the night

i thought it was just me using the song title generator to post band names on this thread

the sad fact is, the_network's got to come up with an actual killer name because they are awesome and I will need a good name to get out there.
think of it, if comit suicide went with that hugely ginormous name they originally wanted, they probably wouldn't be so big.

can they change the spelling?

the_netwerk
?

DeOdiumMortis said:

Rev,

We actually have about 2 or 3 decent names we're thinking of...we wouldn't post them anywhere just in case people steal'em but we really really like our name now so its gonna suck. And we're all stubborn assholes so won't be able to agree on anything.

P.S. Fuck all the other shows tonight, everybody's gotta come to exit 23 for the network and cannae!!!

teh n3tw0rk

I'm heading to providence or I would,
but who's the network?
has that got something to do with billie joe?

Yea, the network is supposedly some side project of green day. it's all secretive who the members are but its definitely billy joe singing.

ok... so SUE THE FUCKING PANTS OFF THEM.
is it just me or... like you guys forget that some knob band from the 70's sued nirvana cause they had the name first. I believe they got a few 100K for it.
SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE
but afterwards give generously to your local website.

eh who cares, keep the name...

there are so many band names taken now its almost impossible to come up with anything that hasn't been used.

if its' just a side project, they aren't big, who gives a fuck.

ie. Disgorge (MEX) Disgorge (USA) Disgorge (EUR)

and they all play death metal. hahah.

as long as YOUR logo is recognizable and original it won't matter!

moral: don't be pussies, keep the good name, fuck them and if they try to sue or c/d you, give them a suit or file a c/d against them.

though, if you feel in the end that your band name has been ruined, you can sue them.

But we dont have the name trademarked or anything. I emailed Adeline Records but have received no response. I'd love to sue the shit out of them and start a record label cuz labels suck so much cock.

Call Washington, DC: (703)308-HELP and ask for the book "BASIC FACTS ABOUT REGISTERING A TRADEMARK"

Trademark covers a product. Servicemark covers a service.


As a musical act, we are a service. If ALL you do is make CDs and tapes, but never play live, maybe your name only applies to a product. But for most of us, it's a service first, then a product second. It's all the same form, just a technicality. You'll still use the ® [little (R) in a circle] when you are registered.


On that note, you can start using "TM" or "SM" after your name now. It means you have intent to register, or are claiming legal ownership of that name. You can use the ® *after* and only after the whole registration is complete.


Each registration class costs $245. If you want to register a Servicemark, and a trademark, that's $490. That's the *complete* way to do it. But when I called the Patent & Trademark office help line, they said if you register your servicemark, that's plenty of protection for now. (Until you start selling loads of T-shirts, hats, action figures...)


You may get a form that says it's only a $200 fee, but those are old forms. It's $245.

And the $245 is non-refundable and they keep it even if the name you try to register is already taken. That's the really shitty part of trying to do this.

A1

that might not be taken yet.

nope, that's how steak is done.

actualy as soon as a original recording of a work is made it is 'coppyrighted'...

how bout...FUCK_BILLIE_JOE_AND_GREEN_DAY