Because I wanted to be a whore and have a birthday party to celebrate my ability to drink, here it is:

Friday October 6th
O'Briens Pub
3 Harvard Ave
Allston MA

Chris Fuck's 21st Birthday:

Shit Fuck
Dissector
It Will End in Pure Horror
Hirudinea
and more TBA soon!

$6.00

and buy my ass a drink, flyer coming soon.

What a great show, and for such a great cause. Count me in. I don't know who you are but if I figure it out I will buy you a drink.

also: you spelled Hirudinea wrong.

haha, Chris is dumb and that pleases me.

Thanks for telling me this was booked, bro.

This is gonna kick ass. Get PSYCHO!

Um, the title says October 6th, but the post says October 9th. Which is it?

hahahaha this is funny.

Man, Chris is so dumb he should be polish. Or italian.

I looked at the O'Briens website. It's the 6th.

Sorry I was half in the bag when I posted this, it's the 6th, and I mis-spelt hirudinea, sorry everyone haha.

Anyone that can makes this please do, I'm really looking forward to legally get drunk with as many metal heads as possible, and I might also bring some discs to spin between bands, who knows.

Chris, when you edit this click it to make it a show thread.

ok, now everything is edited. Fuck this took some effort.

Full Official Line-Up for my Birthday Show:

Hirudinea
Abhorred
It Will End in Pure Horror
Dissector
Shit Fuck

Come, get drunk and thrash out.

Fucking sweet!

yeah I thought so too

well Abhorred can't play, so I'm on the search again for another band to play. Any takers? Whoremastery perhaps?

I knew it was too good to be true. Get Psycho!

they can't play either

Get King Diamond.

I'm on the phone with Andy right now.

Edit. I'm a dirty liar.

Sellout.

Whoremastery!

i dont like how your not getting abhorred

Me either.

We were all set to play, but Unky Jeff had to go and get Bullet for my Valent---Iron Maiden tickets.

Fuck that nigga!

chris, exsanguination would like to play this shit!!!
take pity on us and our never ever playing live

Now the FULL fucking line up, unless something else happens.

Hirudinea
It Will End in Pure Horror
Exsanguination
Dissector
Shit Fuck

There's an outside chance that the Dissector/IWEIPH split might FINALLY be out by this show.

I like how 4 out of 5 of these bands are playing O'briens again just a couple weeks later.

And I like how people will watch only 1 out of 4 of those bands.

I like those odds!

Dissector NLI said:

Sorry, PSYCHO's bass player is going to IRON MAIDEN that night, lucky bastard.

There's a lot of that going around.

woah iron maiden is that night?

Dissector NLI said:

Sorry dude, I'm going to MAIDEN !!!!! But other than that we'll play any time. Call Infection.

Happy Birthday Shit Fuck

Happy birthday Chris.

I should be attending this.

fuck birthday shit happy

This show is gonna kill.

This will be our first local show sans-Jeff.

Are you playing guitar Rich, or someone else?

anyone know how far alston is from cape

Tyler from Dissector is filling in for this.

sweet.

AIM.

bump

Dissector said:

thanx man...album is done..we gotta get out there and play

hmm, do you think 6 bands would be too much?

chris_from_shit_fuck said:

yeah for a local show

Yeah, keep it at five. I have something in mind for Whoremastery in the near future anyway.

RichHorror said:

as do I rich...as do I, and I think it will be one hell of a show if I can get the bands I'm thinking about.

RichHorror said:

We've been waiting to play with them for a while. Been awhile since I've seen Rob.

shit guys thanx...new album is ready for pressing..ill make sure you fuckers get one.

bump for alcohol poisoning on this night.

I'm going to jack my massive cock off during our whole set, just to welcome Tyler into the fold.

This is the last IWEIPH show for a while. Maybe forever. Come on out.

RichHorror said:

Yup.

2 week bump

RichHorror said:

Don't get everyone's hopes up, Rich.

Go join another metalcore band you homo.

hahah

Ok, the 'Maybe forever' part was a slight exagerration.

up

Aaron, will you be attending?

Are there any terrible shows to distract him going on?

I'm sure there's something more impressive going on.

if anyone cares, my actual birthday is tomorrow the 26th. I'll be at the sox game getting hammered with my sister, should be fun (even though the season is officially over)

happy birthday shit-jock!

Fenway better be clogged with vomit before the day's over.

I'll do my best to make sure that I at least vomit somewhere in Fenway. I have work ass early tomorrow so I'll save the alcohol poisoning for this show.

That's my boy.

thanks dad, I started drinking at 9 am today though, this is awesome.

hahaha

I hope this cat dies.

RichHorror said:

I concur, Aaron hopefully you're attending

Aaron is avoiding the question, thereby answering it.

he always finds ways to break my heart

Happy Birthday, ChrisFuck.

Rich,don't read MRR. It's full of typo negs.

I know. I've refused to read MRR since I was in junior high.

RichHorror said:

RichHorror said:

pam said:

6 DAY BUMP

I can't wait for this, this is our first show in a month.

hahahaha this is OUR first show in 10 months

yeah, this is our first show since August 28th.

5 Days away.

And if ANYONE has a guitar cab we can use that'd be awesome, cause Jon Fuck is wicked broke right now and can't get his fixed. I'll buy you a beer if you have one we can use.

This is our first and probably only show with Tyler on guitar. We haven't practiced with him yet, and probably won't at all. At least I'll be drunk.

Back to the front.

It's all quiet.

Can't wait! I may or may not need a place to sleep.

O'Briens has a back patio.

Awesome.

again, if anyone has a guitar cab we could use that'd be sick, and maybe a bass distortion pedal if anyone is kind. beers for anyone who provides.

chris_from_shit_fuck said:

if i provide, i want chocolate milk

I will bring chocolate milk, I promise.

I wouldn't mind getting in on some of that chocolate milk action myself.

this will be awesome. i like the name PANZERBASTARD. My screen name on some other web site use to be PANZERBLAST. Heil Z Panzer!

i'll probably end up at this show and will try to bring people.

You better Ken.

I have the Death Metal Pedal, if you still need one by Thursday, I'll dig it out.

This is our last show for a while, Ken. Come on down.

you can always use the death metal pedal i use

RichHorror said:

that's ernie boch's line.

I visit the grim and frostbitten automile everyday. It rules.

I thought rich horror died a week back.

I am unkillable.

RichHorror said:

just like aids.

This friday will rock peoples socks off.

I will use those socks to masturbate with.

The next time you see IWEIPH, I will most likely be the only person left in it of the lineup playing this show.

if aids dont get ya then the warheads will

anonymous said:

world peace can't be done, it just can't exist!

unsurpassable.

TOMORROW. Bring your piece of cardboard for the break dancing competition. The winner gets some of the Chocolate Milk being provided.

What if I just dislocate my hip now?

Can anybody lend me a drum set for It Will End In Pure Horror's set? And possibly even Dissector's?

iren_the_viking said:

world peace can't be done, anarchy's a mess.

Matt can't make the show. Therefor, Rich Horror & The Screaming Nervous Breakdowns will be taking IWEIPH's slot, doing a set of all IWEIPH covers, paying tribute to the late band.

Dissector said:

so neither Hirudinea nor Dissector has a drum kit? oh wow, I'll talk to Jeff and see if you guys can use his, but you'll have to buy his ass drinks and make sure you don't steal or break anything.

drum set is taken care of, just bring your own pedals and snare

i'm stealing your drumset

damn I should really attend this show.

Thanks Chris & Jeff. As a favor I won't kick over the drumkit at the end of our set.

Apparently the Weekly Dig hyped this show.

Lisa, yes you should.

Tonight! Bump!

hah!

And yes, that's for real. Everyone come witness the first show for Rich Horror & The Screaming Nervous Breakdowns.

to the top

Sorry i cant make this guys..i got a comedy show tonite..have a fuckin blast!

I will end up draining O'Briens of PBR. Again.

I'll help. I have very little money that has to keep me drunk all weekend. PBR to the rescue.

You don't need money when you're Rich Horror.

Be impressed.

I will be there after gay-den I mean maiden

good luck tonight doods and doodettes......may your show be blessed with pure hatred and everything kewl kewl else.

Thank you, Mistuh Kok. I will strangle a hobo in your honor.

im trying like hell to make this.. weekend full of damn shows. drinking funds get low ha ha

this is the best show tonight

This man knows.

Or woman. Whatever the case may be.

EatMyFuck said:


Fuck yes, you're way overdue for seeing my band play.

Rich put on the set of his lifetime, and I did the Bushwhacker strut.

haha, yes. Next time the Pit Stop is necessary.

Neither Dissector nor Rich Horror and the Screaming Nervous Breakdowns had had a real practice in quite some time. Hirudinea was hilarious but still awesome.

Special thank you to Pagan Megan for ripping my shirt.

How was hirudinea? Bluntfest starting at 10 AM killed me and kept me in the burbs, especially since I probably would have had to leave before hirudinea to make last train

I'm hungover as balls right now. Thanks to everyone who came out and to all the bands that played, defenitly a great way to celebrate my 21st outback puking on the patio.

Mike/Tyler/Eddie - I owe you guys $30 bucks from the door, at the covers night I'll get it to you

too drunk was I

if anyone found an ipod let me know. I fuckin lost mine

I am so fucking hungover. What the fuck happened last night? It was a normal show and all of a sudden the sound guy was using me as a blockade and half of people were on the floor...I got punched in the face and didn't remember until this morning, I have like 10 bruises...the pictures are mostly of pig piles of people on the ground. I dropped a beer...like a full one. Moran bought me another one because he's a stand up gentleman like that.

Chris, that's nothing. I threw up in THREE different states on my 21st! haha. Hope it was all you wanted it to be.

I am so fucking hungover. What the fuck happened last night? It was a normal show and all of a sudden the sound guy was using me as a blockade and half of people were on the floor...I got punched in the face and didn't remember until this morning, I have like 10 bruises...the pictures are mostly of pig piles of people on the ground. I dropped a beer...like a full one. Moran bought me another one because he's a stand up gentleman like that.

Chris, that's nothing. I threw up in THREE different states on my 21st! haha. Hope it was all you wanted it to be.

oops...sorry. This computer SUCKS.

you threw up in three different states haha that is awesome

i had fun at that show. shitfuck was tighter than ever, dissector was killer, i missed most of exsanguination but what i heard sounded good. rich horror played the funniest set i've ever seen him play. missed hirudinea because i was hungry, but they always put on a good show, so i imagine they did last night.

the best part of that show was when puh-gahn muh-gahn showed up hammered and kept whipping her hair in my bass player's face. he kept moving back a little bit, but he was never out of reach of her hair. it was awesome.

Dissector said:

hahaha yea add us to that roster as well
practicing is for nerds

i said that^^^

add shit fuck to that roster as well, we haven't practiced since August 28th when we played O'Brien's last. We're starting to live at that fucking place.

i showed up promptly at 12:30 - luckily hirudinea was the drunkest i've ever seen them, crazy fucking set!

Last night was the first time I puked in O'Briens. I did it all for you, Chris.

Dissector said:

Last night was the first time Rich Horror & The Screaming Nervous Breakdowns played together, ever.

i feel you pam. i have bruises all over me. i have no idea what went on last night. the last thing i really remember was going nuts to exsanguination. after that....nothing. this is the first time hirudinea played that i have no idea what went on. fuck.

happy bday chris....ive been puking goldshlager all morning.

exsanguination? I thought that mark was in that band..

Not this one. Ross [ex-bassist of Hirudinea], Ben from Hirudinea and Marcus from Deathamphetamine.

ninkaszi said:


hahahah mike, as i recall, you were rolling around on the ground and falling in bushes all the rest of the night

Mike I think that shot of goldshlager is what put me over the edge last night, but man was it delicious.

I'm glad alot of people puked at O'briens last night. I puked in the urinal, and was just like "fuck how do I get rid of that?" The fucking "flush" knob didn't do shit on it. So if the guys at O'briens are cleaning the mens room and see puke in there, it's from me most likely.

I puked blood, and I'm not sure, but it might've been in the women's bathroom. Another night to remember. Or forget.

My review--

Shit Fuck-- I think Chris was already semi-smashed for their set. Good set, they threw body parts out. I heckled them. They did the usual GG cover, this time with guitar. Rad.

Dissector-- I love that 'Toxie Waltz' song. I think I grabbed the mic for 'Zombies Raped Your Girlfriend' and screamed something other than the lyrics of the song.

Exsanguination-- First time seeing these guys. I dug it. Kinda of black-grind-doom. This was when people started thrashing around.

Rich Horror & The Screaming Nervous Breakdowns-- This was the first time all four of us played together. For the most part it sounded better than most IWEIPH sets, which is a mixture of cool and sad. I looked out and noticed people flying around and punching each other. That was cool. I also invented 'the shrug' which removes all blame from bands who are playing terribly.

Then I puked blood and decided I had to have nachos. The End.

anyone that has pictures from this evening I'd defenitly like to see them

there was a chick taking pictures but i dunno her name, green jacket i think some kinda bleached hair...

Pam said she took pictures. She just hasn't posted them yet. I assume cause she's not at home this weekend.

She's up in Quincy this weekend, and yes, she was the one taking pictures. Apparently the ones of IWEIPH sucked because people were busy punching each other. Apparently I also punched her in the face during our set. Hopefully the other bands fared better.

Infect, that was me. I'll get em up as soon as I get back to my place tomorrow. I have one from Hirudinea's set where someone is actually airborn.

Mike- That was the most hammered I've seen you since my keg party. It was awesome.

I have a great pic of Josh in his Spooky World makeup. I wish I took more random pictures but I was too hammered to think of that. Sorry to everyone I spilled beer on. My fault.

I look forward to the next time that many rotten scumbags are in one building again.

this show was totally rad, im glad that i missed my train and came back for hirudinea. i love those guys.

pam in quincy said:
hahahahahah awesome

bump for getting pam to post the pictures.

yeah yeah...

hey pam would you mind emailing me the ones of exsanguination??
"disregard this if you are planning on posting the whole lot of them"

those ""s were supposed to be ()s

I will post them all onto a photobucket, does that work for you? They'll be up today, I had to charge my super-dead batteries yesterday and sleep off a motherfucker of a hangover.

I'll teach you a lesson in violence!

thanks pam!

transferring the pictures to my computer now...be up by tonight.

thanks a bunch Pam! Next time I see you I'll buy you a beer.

You are too kind. Uploading shitfuck now...just took an hour to go through them all and separate them. (Meaning delete all the blurry ones I was too drunk to notice at the time.)

Hmm...pictures have been uploading a long time...I'm beginning to think the internet hates me more than I originally thought.

Shit Fuck

Random Shots

Magnificent.

Dissector

Rich Horror and the Screaming Nervous Breakdowns

look at these fine specimens:

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what the fuck is with the missing image? i used the image link from pam's photobucket.

there it is

haha I love that picture...Exsanguination coming..

i'm the handsomest man in the world

Exsanguination

no two people are not on fire.

Hirudinea

I like people on fire, Aaron.

I'm done. 8th pics might wait until tomorrow, I'm sick of looking a photobucket shit itself.

I'M GONNA BUTTAH YO' BREAD RICH

haha I totally posted that one for it's creepy-factor.

ugh, wrong thread pam...so tired

the sad thing is I was looking cause I was drunk. If I was sober I would have tapped that ass.

hahaha I think everyone was unusually wasted at that show.