His name is Bobby. He lives in Scranton Pennsylvania. He looks like a Sesame Street muppet. He went to community college to major in making mix tapes. If he could he'd have the Smiths follow him around and play background music to his whole life. One time Joe Christianni hit this kid in the face with his nutsack and knocked him unconscious. He owns a Hello Kitty cellphone because he thinks it's ironic. He secretly believes people would like him if he moved to Japan. He's read Perks of Being a Wallflower 43 times, and sometimes confuses it with his own life. He secretly believes that Claire Dane's character in My So Called Life was based off of him. He owns 5 copies of the soundtrack to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind... just in cast he loses one.
One time Joe Christianni got so upset over me calling him a faggot that he went out and put this kid in a headlock and made him eat dung beatles just to make himself feel better.