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returntothepit >> discuss >> This kid is who Joe Christianni makes fun of on lesser messageboards by xmikex on Aug 15,2006 11:39am
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His name is Bobby. He lives in Scranton Pennsylvania. He looks like a Sesame Street muppet. He went to community college to major in making mix tapes. If he could he'd have the Smiths follow him around and play background music to his whole life. One time Joe Christianni hit this kid in the face with his nutsack and knocked him unconscious. He owns a Hello Kitty cellphone because he thinks it's ironic. He secretly believes people would like him if he moved to Japan. He's read Perks of Being a Wallflower 43 times, and sometimes confuses it with his own life. He secretly believes that Claire Dane's character in My So Called Life was based off of him. He owns 5 copies of the soundtrack to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind... just in cast he loses one.

One time Joe Christianni got so upset over me calling him a faggot that he went out and put this kid in a headlock and made him eat dung beatles just to make himself feel better.

ALL TRUE.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 15,2006 11:48am
Joe Christianni has officially hit folk hero status. He will live forever alongside Paul Bunyan and Johnny Appleseed.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 15,2006 11:50am
with his gross girlfriend as Babe the blue ox



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 15,2006 11:51am
I actually referred to her in my previous post.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2006 12:14pm
the best part is he's on xmikex's buddy list.
ha!
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 15,2006 1:04pm
he is not on my buddy list.

thank you.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 15,2006 1:09pm
I just sent him a friend request. *crosses fingers*



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2006 1:21pm
xmikex said:
he is not on my buddy list.

thank you.


anymore... he deleted you when he broke edge.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 15,2006 1:22pm
Someone should tell him that his grandfather's dick isn't a drug... no matter how good it tastes.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 15,2006 3:38pm
the_reverend said:
xmikex said:
he is not on my buddy list.

thank you.


anymore... he deleted you when he broke edge.


i taped Commin Correct over a mix tape he made me... and he found out. Off the top 8. Automatic.



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