I've been going to this gym for a month now. it's all old people (mostly 75-ish).
this morning was the second morning that someone I knew went there. I didn't get to stand naked with them in the man corral... but I'll get to sleep naked with her later tonight.

oh and why the hell do the girl's locker room always get individual stalls when the guys just have one big ass man corral? if there is one this that put a damper on my morning is standing around with a bunch of dudes.

goto a gym that was built after 1935.

You? Go to a gym?!

I got to blast my quads... er.. actually, I just got to swim and then sit in the hottub and fart.

http://www.cityofportsmouth.com/recreation/spoint-gallery.htm

I was looking for carina this morning and found a whole other building with a full size basketball court. very odd.

This woman came into my work yesterday

Probably about my age? Maybe a year or so older

She was wearing a University of New Hampshire sweatshirt

I asked "Do you know Aaron Pepelis? He does a lot of stuff at the radio station"

She thought and said "OH YEAH! He's funny! Nice guy!" and I was like "Yeah, good dude"

the gym i go to is filled with hot bitches from my school. I feel the need to lift more weight to make it seem like im stronger than i really am and end up hurting myself
so i don't go that much...

the_reverend said:

did you find the pool with the alien pods in it yet?

not yet, but soon...

I'm favous at UNH, I would say.

I heard somewhere that pumping iron alone promotes schizophrenia. heavy metal.

I have a phobia of weights and the lifting of them.

that's what ibuprofen is for.

Funny how I tried convincing aaron to go to my gym for 2 yrs..and now it's his gym..lol..

my gym has pretty much all old people, soccer moms and a handful of my old elementary school teachers, so i feel 10x stronger most of the time i'm there. it's pretty awesome. there's one creepy kid that is almost always in there the same time i'm there and he tries one-upping me once i get done with a machine. he fails miserably every time and gives me dirty looks or mutters to himself all the time. gives me the heeby jeebies.

My gym is all middle-aged hispanic people. One of the dudes who runs the weight room likes metal and he's had Black Dahlia Murder playing over the loudspeakers. It was pretty funny watching all the people there working out to BDM.

Hahaha...I think all the old people at our gym would get a heart attack

It was weird.. the gutteral vokills and blast beats didnt seem to phase anyone. I was honestly surprised at how little it mattered.

the 75 year olds there that do shit ups for 20 minutes straight do nothing for my self esteem.. and when I go to a machine after a 75yo dude and have to remove some weight..

the_reverend said:

haha...they don't make old people like they used to.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

He wants to lick your virtual labia.

CaptainCleanoff said:

i don't think he's ready for this jelly.

HA!! Nice!

I was there this morning, blasting those quads, and this wicked smoking brunette was there working out. I went on the machines beside her to try and get her to notice me and IT WORKED!1! but I had to use some gay machine that felt as natural as skiing on to rocking chairs. wicker rocking chairs mind you. I thought I made a fool of myself, but this girl was all hot to trot and when I went to the hot tub, she was already there waiting for me... alright.. gittygittygoo

MarkFuckingRichards said:

haha the "one up" story is classic. i always feel like i'm being followed there. the worst is all the homo erotic grunts and groans, i can't help but bust out laughing and then i get looks. people are so fucking gay. on the other hand there is a stripper that comes in and uses the basket ball court to practice stripping. she brings in high heels and a hockey stick for balance? she's probably 35 years old, nice bod, but a busted face. she's good to look at and to laugh at. i can't wait to own a house and put a gym in my basement.

Oct 4,2006 9:02am - the_reverend]
I was there this morning, blasting those quads, and this wicked smoking brunette was there working out. I went on the machines beside her to try and get her to notice me and IT WORKED!1! but I had to use some gay machine that felt as natural as skiing on to rocking chairs. wicker rocking chairs mind you. I thought I made a fool of myself, but this girl was all hot to trot and when I went to the hot tub, she was already there waiting for me... alright.. gittygittygoo
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hahaha
happy analversary!

a day early? what's the occasion?

i also see menstrualsweatpants once in a while at my gym. he lifts houses for the fuck of it.

Messerschmitt said:


haha, there are plenty of grunters and groaners at the gym i go to. there are these 2 bikers that always come in together. they only work out for like 25 minutes, but you would swear they were there for hours straight because of all the noises they make.

and another short story about how dumb people at my gym are...

when i was in there for physical therapy for my left knee, i had certain leg exercises to do. i was using one of the leg lift machines, only able to do about 10 pounds since it was my 2nd or 3rd appointment. some kids were laughing to each other pointing at how little i was lifting. then they walked by and i pulled up my pant leg so they saw my brace, so they felt stupid and left. about a month later the same kids came in when i was doing the same machine, but now at 50 pounds on the bad leg, and they just turned around and left.

50 lbs? how does your mom feel about you always wearing her panties?

i don't feel the need to prove myself so i usually do whatever i'm comfortable with. sometimes i'll do a week of low weights / high reps and the other week i'll do a lot of weight / low reps to shock the muscles. everyone has their own routine i guess. if i catch someone laughing at me, i'll throw a 45lb plate at them and i think they know it. i have retard strength and looks to go with it.

the_reverend said:

haha, you don't even know what machine i'm talking about, pansy. 50 lbs. for one BAD leg on this machine is an accomplishment. blast some more quads in between blasting dudes, fruitcake!

I just blasted a dookie.
BAMBAM!

Messerschmitt said:

yeah i hear you. if you push yourself too hard to impress someone you just end up fucking yourself up. i prefer to do medium weight with pauses in between reps while the muscles are contracted, so you get endurance, tone and mass all in one, but increase the weight on the 3rd set for consistent progress. i see all these people go in there, put like 50 pounds over their known performance weight and just do the reps as quick as possible so they don't "feel the burn" and just end up hurting themselves in the long run. i saw a kid get practically launched off of the tricep press the other day because he weighs probably 125 and put 150 on the press. by the 4th or 5th rep, the weight was too much so he just got lifted straight in the air by the handles, haha

people at my work grunt/groan just trying to piss.

*click*click* *click*

the_reverend said:

yeah that's funny too. i use to work for a big company and i'd be sitting in the stall taking a dump and you could hear someone trying to piss, it was like they were trying to give fucking birth? i couldn't help but laugh out loud and make fart noises with my hands.

this thread is such a testicle festival.
i'm going to the gym now. hahaha

yeah, i might have to skip today and fuck my girlfriend to death, drink tons of beer, and take massive amounts of pills... oh yeah, i do that when i get home from the gym anyway.

Back and/or shoulders at 1pm today. I have to help move my gym next weekend to another location. I can tell you that moving those machines SUCKS.