this huge guy that looks like he belongs in Hell's Angels just came in with his son. he got his kid this book called "Wizardology". as i was ringing it up, he started talking about how his wife and he broke up because of his love of wizardry and stuff. im already thinking he is crazy, then he starts talking about how he is part of the Pryory of Sion... yeah...
Ha ha, that sounds a lot like the kind of stuff people used to say coming into the pagan shops I used to work at. Yeah, yeah, magick and all that... but some of them were REALLY out there. Like this guy that came in once and kept saying how he was a vampire and he caused those disasterous earthquakes out in California in the 90's because someone screwed him over. Best part was he had no teeth.
