"hey mom, you know how i always wanted to be an actress right? and how i been here in LA for a year working in a bar? well i met this guy, and he told me i could be in this fantasy movie..."
Hahaha, well it can't be as bad as these Japanese anime freaks who beat off to pictures of cartoon cat-girls....or some blue-haired fairy getting raped by the tentacles of a giant slime monster.
I can't believe they lie to nerds and get their hopes up about gettin ladies that hot. They wanna see pens stuck in vaginas and pocket protectors gettin raped by the ultimate pen 4000.
Hahaha, well it can't be as bad as these Japanese anime freaks who beat off to pictures of cartoon cat-girls....or some blue-haired fairy getting raped by the tentacles of a giant slime monster.
I've actually seen a tentacle monster porn movie with real people. I've also seen Robin Williams in a porn, and at one point had one of those strap-on dildo things for his chin. It was fairly traumatizing. The kicker was he continued to tell jokes throughout the porn.