EVERY TIME I DIE WORKING ON NEW ALBUM FOR 2007 RELEASE!!!

We had four seconds to catch up with Infamous front man Keith Buckley and this was the message we got out of him on where’s the beef???

“Happy Holidays everyone!* Can you believe it’s almost the 21 century?** I had better get this press release written before the Y2K bug infects my computer and I lose everything.*** That… or the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse descend upon us unworthy sinners in the End Of Times to escort our ill-fated souls to the throne of the Lord where we will be judged and inevitably condemned for our sacrilegious mortal acts as the biblical scholars are predicting.”****


”We here at EVERY TIME I DIE have a lot on our plate for the upcoming year and I feel we owe it to everyone to reassure them that just because we’ve been away for a while does not mean that your fictitious rants on myspace about how we “hung out” and “got wasted” and are now “best friends” because I showed you my “genitalia” are permanently cut short. We’ve been holed up in a basement in North Tonawanda writing what will easily prove to be the best record ETID has crafted since “Gutter Phenomenon”. In early March we head to California for two months to lay down these tracks with Steve Evetts (The Dillinger Escape Plan, Deadguy, Story Of The Year, Lifetime, etc…) to be released this summer on FERRET MUSIC. And since we have come to accept the fact that we simply cannot hold on to ONE bass player, expect some help on the recording from a good friend of ours whose name I cannot yet disclose from a band whom I am also prevented from disclosing at this juncture. Intrigued yet??? I know I am”



“After recording we jet to Australia with Norma Jean from June 1st thru June 15th before returning countryside to and hit the U S festival circuit to tour throughout the summer. Keep your eyes peeled for more information coming shortly. Our publicist doesn’t know how to keep their mouth shut”



“Perhaps the biggest piece of news and the one that will undoubtedly sound questionable due to the sheer “what-the-fuck”-ness of it all, is that we are in development with FAST SHOES PRODUCTION and THE ENDEAVOR AGENCY (a Beverly Hills based talent agency representing Tina Fey, Jude Law and Adam Sandler, to name a few) along with several possible networks to film a reality based mockumentary-esque sitcom starring EVERY TIME I DIE and self proclaimed “Metal Dork” BRIAN POSEHN (Mr. Show, Jesus Is Magic, The Devils Rejects). We are in the third stage of development out of a possible 400, but things are coming together smoothly and while recording we will be meeting with networks, Posehn and Fast Shoes to begin the writing process.”



“Check everytimeidie.com or myspace.com/everytimeidie for updates beginning in March, and then check your pants for shit.”
We will see you all very soon, and we are breathlessly awaiting giving you an awkward hug while your friend takes a poorly lit photo with her camera phone. If you feel you need even MORE of my long-winded diatribes, you can find “The Classics According to Keith” every month in ALTERNATIVE PRESS magazine. Hallelujah, holla back.
Every Time I Die

*I began writing this a long time ago
** a very long time ago
*** it never happened, and I didn’t

**** also never happened