profesional death metal band seeking 2nd guitarist in the southern NH/ or mass. only serious musicians need to appply. please call Ryan for more infomation.
603-623-0308

Professional death metal... Do you wear suits?

Must be able to play a mean briefcase solo.

I hear the benefits are really good and the 401K is BRUTAL

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

i don't know why but that made me laugh so hard

babyshaker nli said:

Dude, WTF, he calling for "serious musicians" -- that means NO LAUGHING!

SERIOUS BUSINESS.

entry into this band means you must be able to spout normal office banter such as "can i steal you for a minute?" and "do you know where the toner for this printer is?"

normal office banter for me is... "fuck off i'm takin a nap"

The tempo of their blast beats actually influences the rise and fall of the Dow Jones.

Wall Streetcore