This is my favorite holiday by far.

I am sure some of you liberal yuppies hate it because a bunch of indians died hundreds of years ago by some people none of us are probably related to, but that is one of the main reasons I like it so much!
If the colonists didn't kill off the majority of those backward people, then there would be no Foxwoods casino today, and then were would my parents go?

Thank you geneocide, you have served my family well.

I hope you all eat alot of food

One Thanksgiving my parents did something I don't know if I can ever forgive them for. We were eating our turkey dinner when suddenly I realized I hadn't seen my pet turkey all day. "Where's Mister Gobble?" I asked. Dad seemed confused. "Mister Gobble?" "Yes," I said. "My turkey. The one I picked out at the supermarket, and then after he thawed out I made him do a funny little turkey dance. Mister Gobble." Dad's silence said it all. We were eating Mister Gobble! I ran crying from the table and locked myself in my room. Later, Dad knocked on the door and said he had some dessert for me. When I opened the door, I couldn't believe it. It was a slice of Pumpkie, my pet pie!

I loooooove Jack Handey.

And I haaaaaate living in Canada. Can someone please send some turkey? Please?

I'll send you up a tofukey....
happy boxing day, commie

thanks joe

and aaron..i told you yesterday boxing day = day after xmas....which seems to me = to the day after thanksgiving in the US

ok.. whatever... then happy guy fox day.
when you are around,
everyday is like guy fox day.

There should be a Red Foxx Day.

There should be a red green day:

the_reverend said:

Yeah, definately.

Haha, a funny thanksgiving quote: "Thanksgiving is a day where everyone is so at peace with the world, they think that they can't have a heartattack" -My Brother

Also: Families bickers about whose going to say grace for about a minute, Me: "Thank's for the food", everyone else "Let's eat"

this year i was surprised that no one
wanted to say grace. that and we ate
at like 1 in the afternoon... it's
strange the way things change when
your family gets smaller. but yeah, it
was still good. I'm ready for my nap.

my lord. red fucking green. stupendous. i miss that show.

ratt_mowe said:

What happened to it anyway?

it became one of those things that slips through the cracks and is forgotten forever.. its a shame really. its now only whispers on the tongues of angels. so that obviously means: rev = angel

ratt_mowe said:

That guy is still alive though right?

i think you should all be happier, because my birthday (23rd) overshadowed it totally.

http://www.redgreen.com/

best show ever....