Einstein once said that if the bees of the world die out, man only has 4 years left to live.

Bees disappearing in 2007-2008 leads to the end of the world in 2012?

Fuck bees.

Hopefully they rebound soon, because bees are necessary for our agricultural processes. There've been many theories as to the causes, from EMFs to cell phones to fungal parasites to mites to migrating giant hornets.

Regardless, this is a far worse issue than it is being made.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread276766/pg1

there are plenty of bees in my yard today.

We're fucking screwed, that's what I think.

sacreligion said:



now there's some intelligent commentary.

end of humanity? part of me doesn't seem to mind this....

xmikex said:


hahahahahhaahahahhahahaha

oh yeah, and p.s.

To the bee mobile!

That guy stole all the bees.

xmikex said:

haha...maybe that guy knows something about killer hornets that you don't

I'm pretty sure dio's got the answer.
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=1093&highlight=dio

Dear aaron,

"Fire
Burning through your brain
Turn to face the train"

bees are dying :(

I always blame Imperial Walkers.

no noise suggests no bees. stuff like this has happened before, just not on such a large scale. i'm sure its nothing to worry about, but it will be blamed on global warming.

we'll just see a shortage in produce for this year, but it will return to normal at the end of the year.

fine with me i'm allergic. many a camping trip ruined b/c of those nasty little fuckers

no bees = no mead = me sad :(

No Bees = the band Hive Smasher. They are the culprits I say!

Yeti said:


No, it will be blamed on IMPERIAL WALKERS!!!!

i hate bees.

even the mayans predicted the end in 2012. If there is an imminent apacolypse what do we do? We have to cherish every single day

Cuz on dec 21, 2012 it might be ragnarok

its funny hearing people talk about how the Mayans "predicted" the end in 2012. i bet what happened was, they were making the calendar and needed a stopping point, so they just decided 2012 because it was so far ahead of their time, and they didnt want to scare the townsfolk with a date that was close to them. so they just chose a date that was way the fuck out there.

"According to my source, the end of the world will take place on February 14th in the year 2016"

according to myself fuck bees. oh noez whinnie the pooh is gunna die.

I'll be 42 in 2012, that's enough life.

in 2012 the sun is suppose to align with the center of the galaxy somehow it will affect the earth and result in a pole shift causing catastrophic events.It's happened before

Dr. sphincto said:

pfffttttt,
first of all, december 21 2012 will herald the coming of ragnarokalypse as all the fundamentalist xtians are slaughtered by the minions of satohdinn; an army of metal biker vikings on a coke and booze bender.
second of all, once this has occurred, the exalted satohdinn will command his minions to take us believers back to his pad in val-hell-a, where there shall commence a feast of beef jerky and aborted fetus roast to the music of whatever N.E.D. band is a popular topic of rumour on the FMP board at the time
"bee"-lieve it comrade

Satodinnr
Satwoden
Satwotan

Neverpurified said:

valentine's day...bummer

It HAS TO BE the cause of global warming.

nah man....the electromagnetic field is changing. the poles are in some slow reversal process

i cant wait to be 90 and to look back at the world not ending, global warming being nothing, bee shortages being a fluke of that particular year, climates not shifting, poles not shifting, and 2012 coming and going as eventless as the 99-2000 shift.

Yeti said:

hahahahahaha, right?

in 81 when i was born, there was a massive infestation of gypsy moths that basically stripped vegetation from all the trees in this area, some of you oldies will remember it. now back then, it was simply a fluke of that year, just an infestation. if that happened now, it would have all kinds of bullshit explanations, like global warming, pole shifting, blacks and jews, or religious armaggedon. sometimes shit just happens, it always has, and always will.

aren't the gypsy moths due back sometime soon?

apocalypse

there is somethin weird goin on in 2012...something about a solar alignment that might cause the poles to finally flip. i'll try to find something on it

I am surprised nobody has blamed the Jews yet.

Al Gore has confirmed that the lack of bees is because of global warming.

The planet still has a cold.

CaptainCleanoff said:

You, sir, can consider them blamed.

I blame women.

not enjoying his future...

2012 is an exciting year.

i kinda hope there is some calamity...it'll make life more interesting

i think that if the magnetic poles were to reverse, it'd eliminate all technology we have, meaning people would have to fend for themselves for a while(excellent population control)

sacreligion said:

nice try, but compasses are not all the technology we have.

the magnetic reversal would fry electronics like the EMP from a nuclear blast. everything that was on, at least

there is not set time for this to happen, but it is in the process. the earth's EMF is in a slow state of decay and they've compared it with known pole shifts in the past and it's happening in the same way

the 2012 thing that correlates in is some galactic alignment and solar flares or something weird

granted this is all in theory, but we can't say it WON'T happen

Finally read this thread...not good...no bees=no crops + no flowers..this could fuck things up for years to come since the pollination cycles will get fucked up.

the thing that gets me the most about this isn't necessarily the pollenation thing, it's the fact that billions of them have been falling out of the sky dead all over the world

i also heard it rained frogs in serbia yesterday, and that's no lie(although it's been documented before in other freak occurrences)

i fuckin hate bees, kill them all, and fuck einstein.

if that motherfucker knew what was up, hed still be alive.

bzzz bzzzb bzbzbzbzzbbbzbbz

INFECT said:

"You Stink, Bender's Great, Deal with it" ???

HailAtWork said:

Wrong! There are only a few fruits and vegetables that need bee aided fertilization, and those few fruits and vegetables are delicacy, aka we don't need 'em. Shit like: cherries, blue berries, strawberries, black berries, raspberries....

the stuff we actually need: potatoes, corn, lettuce, apples, bananas, oranges...those all pollinate using the wind.


Learn you some science

disclaimer: some of my facts may not be correct, but to my knowledge we don't really need bees for our major crops.

60 Minutes just did a story about the disappearance of bees.

I read somewhere that Einstein didn't actually say that, somebody else did.

im pretty sure we can fix the pollination problem on our own. i mean we can fuckin clone sheep....

but it would be sweet if the world ended

fleshfries said:

i think some guy from that fresh & fruity Sacreligion band said it or something, or maybe it was Borat? who cares

SOME SAY THE EARTH WILL END AND FIRE AND SOME SAY THE EARTH WILL END IN ICE and then there's a small contingent that think bees might have something to do with it

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/einstein/bees.asp

WELL that took about thirty seconds! phew, i'm done for the day you guys

DUDE, FUCKING BEES ARE DYING

i can tell you all it's not the cell phones with absolute certainty...
i have a toolshed outboack thats has 3 absolutely huge bees nests in it{i let them do their thing back there} mid summer when i first heard about this i put my cellphone in the shed {plugged in} i missed alot of calls but nothing changed with the bees after 3 weeks