so Litacore/laurissa asks me if i wanted to try out for her band, since she's been looking for a guitarist for a while now. She tells me to go to this building in brighton. I get there early and im waiting out side till 10 when she says she'll meet me. 10:30 rolls around and im freezing and then i realize that the door is open. i go in and its a huge complex with litterally hundreds of pratice rooms, and i was never told which one her band praticed in, THANKS!!
so at that point im saying to myself, well this is nice im stuck in brighton with no way home. So im calling random people seeing if they can pick me up, and some really really hot girl comes up to me and says, hey my band is playing a show right down the hall, its free and piebald is playing you should come, there will be a keg. I say to myself, whatever, free beer, im stuck here anyway, might as well. So i watch this boring indie rock bands play, every one of them with long hair and studded belts and gibson sgs. But its free beer and lots of girls. lots of hot girls. so i watch all these crappy bands but this wicked hot girl keeps on talking to me so i stick around. eventually after getting relatively drunk my friend calls me and picks me up and i just got home.
so in conclusion, WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME WHICH ROOM YOU PRATICED IN LAURISSA?
but it wasnt all that bad, free beer and hot girls is alright with me.

I was hoping you'd kidnap the girl and devour her soul by the end of the story.

if by devour her soul you mean poke her in the cooch with my love stick....then yes i wish that had happened as well.

By devour her soul I meant build a giant drill and bore straight into hell, releasing ancient demons from a sleep forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get resituated and hawk the diet pills that I have created.

DeOdiumMortis said:

dude... you're fucked. i love it.

didn't you guys arrange for an exact meeting place beforehand or exchange cell phone numbers? =(

and george, if you guys didn't exchange numbers..i hope you at least got a phone number last night

this sounds like a penthouse forum...
12 inches long, thick as a coke can, eh?

whoa! my bad--I didn't hear from ya by the time I left last night dude, that number was my home phone. So I didn't find out you were coming until 12:30 am when I got home.

I should've given you my guitarist's cell phone#. I was probably feet feet from you the whole time and didn't even know it.

(room 18!)

Whoopsies! (whimper noise)--
I fall on my sword--

I never thought I'd need a cell phone until 12:30 am last night. Argh.

hahahaha i gave you my friend andrew's cell phone, you called him during english class and he just called me.
i was probably drunk at that point.

great now George, Andrew, AND the English teacher are gonna shitlist me!

George would ya gimme another chance maybe that girl will be in the hallway again next time!

the_reverend said:

like a baby's arm holding an apple, I bet!

god, I am SO at work, can't ya tell...

Good thing laurissa doesn't practice in roxbury anymore ....Your weird night would have been a bad night....Instead of hot girls and beer you would have had a hot bullet and blood............

ROXBURY BLOWS.

litacore said:

i spent the night in roxbury last night

no, you watch midnight at the roxy last night

did it blow?

say no then yes together in unison

litacore said:

HEY MORKUL HERE. IAM A DRUMMER{DEATH/GRINDCORE}HERE IN STINKY ASS FUCKIN TUCSON AZ. IAM ORIGINALLY FROM DC. I AM JUST CURIOUS WHAT KIND OF METAL YOU GUYS PLAY AND WHAT YOU GUYS INCLUDE FOR INSPIRATION.????????

litacore said:

I'll try it again, if you want to tomorrow before i have work at 4. under these conditions.
1: I can get a ride home.
2: I can get a ride home with that girl.
3: I can ride that girl.
4: Andrew and his English teacher come and pep talk you.

i live pretty close to that space anyway. i live in newton corner, its probably a 15 min drive from there to my house. ill probably have to walk there, which will take me an hour+. If you wanted to pick me up that'd be awesome, but not nessicary.

cool. tomorrow will most likely get fucked because of the gay-ass snowstorm. Lemme e-mail ya later in the week and we'll figure some other shit out.

MORKUL said:

death metal/black metal/80's thrash hybrid
when we're not slamming our own fingers in car doors just to hear the *crunch*, we like Death, Nile, Obituary, Sinister, plus old shit like Possessed, Celtic Frost, Whiplash, so long as it punishes.

cool do you guys have any demos or other cd's i could maybe check out?

MORKUL said:

well we've got five cuts so far which really kick ass, but the band's only a few months old so we were hoping to complete the lineup with a lead guitarist before we start recording, but who knows.

We work pretty fast, so I'll keep you posted--

cool thanks alot i would really appreciate that.