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returntothepit >> discuss >> PISSCHRIST/OUT COLD/26 BEERS/WEAPONS GRADE/MINEFIELD/PRAXIS @CAMBRIDGE ELKS - TUESDAY MAY 29TH by Craig on May 21,2007 1:31am
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toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 21,2007 1:31am



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 21,2007 1:31am
Someone please fix this!



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 21,2007 1:58am edited May 21,2007 8:15am



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 21,2007 2:33am
thank you.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 21,2007 11:15am
this show will hands down rule



toggletoggle post by BOBDEAD at May 21,2007 11:46am
just played with PissChrist at the Chaos in Tejas fest in Austin...brutal as fuck..check'em out!



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 21,2007 2:39pm
Did you guys play the same day as GSMF?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 21,2007 2:45pm
I will be there and it shall be awesome.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 21,2007 2:47pm
99% chance that I will be there.



toggletoggle post by BOBDEAD at May 21,2007 5:10pm
Lamp...we co headlined with those guys...Tony and Wedge from 9 shocks are in it. Without a doubt one o0f the most violent,insane gigs I've seen in 17 years of touring. seriously.



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 21,2007 5:25pm
Bob please contact me for DROP DEAD in Boston.

Craig



toggletoggle post by BOBDEAD at May 21,2007 6:16pm
craig...shoot me an email with contact info :iamprovidence666@yahoo.com
im assuming its my old pal...crusty craig.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 21,2007 6:19pm
BOBDEAD said:
Lamp...we co headlined with those guys...Tony and Wedge from 9 shocks are in it. Without a doubt one o0f the most violent,insane gigs I've seen in 17 years of touring. seriously.


Yeah, I've heard those guys always went insane on stage and got banned from most places where they live. I've heard stuff too about bricks being thrown around during their sets?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 21,2007 6:20pm
Exactly, Bob.

HIS NAME IS CRAIG, AND HE IS CRUSTY



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 21,2007 6:20pm
Also, if Dropdead plays Boston and IWEIPH isn't on the bill somebody's getting shot.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 21,2007 6:22pm
Side note: Tony Erba is crazy.
Amendment: the GORDON SOLIE MOTHERFUCKERS create one of the most dangerous show environments around today with most ending with fire trucks outside.

While we were loading in a short, chunky drunk dirthead came up to me and asked if his band could borrow some of our equipment because they ‘forgot’ theirs. I asked which band he was with and of course it was GORDON SOLIE. We very reluctantly consented and my thoughts went back to how much money we just spent fixing our amps. I hadn’t seen him in about 8 years so I didn’t recognize it was Tony Erba who had asked me. He later explained that he wasn’t drunk, he was just diabetic and his blood sugar was dangerously low, and as such he was sort of out of it.

...

And then GORDON SOLIE started.

Some folks uprooted some trees from out front and brought them past security and into the pit while others brought phone books and catsup and potato flakes and fireworks and, naturally – because we’re in Cleveland – bricks. Before the first word was sung Tony Erba was bleeding profusely from the top of his head. It was hard to see past the blood and when he started singing the crimson streams flowed over his mouth and then splattered all over those in the front rows. The fireworks made it difficult to see or breath but through it all I could see Cleveland becoming totally uncontrollable.

Rather than wait to get attacked Devon took the offensive and suited up for battle. Unbeknownst to everyone except those in the wings, Devon had scaled the stage speaker towers and was poised to launch onto to Tony from above. He was wearing nothing but a wrestling mask and a jock strap lined with firecrackers. Chuck lit the brick of explosives and just as they started popping Devon leapt through the air and directly onto Tony. It was a dazzling and shocking sight seeing an incendiary half-naked man drop from the sky onto a growling, blood-soaked icon. A collective gasp took hold and I just knew Devon felt like he was at the top of his game, ready for this much anticipated bout and already with the upper hand.

But then a funny thing happened – Tony never got up. There, in a heap of silly string and ashes, covered in blood and pasted with potato flakes, lie Tony motionless.

An awkward hush fell over venue. The band stopped playing and the audience stopped dancing. Eventually the silence was broken by some guy yelling, "That asshole killed Tony!" Suddenly all we were thinking was that Devon was about to die in Cleveland wearing only a jock strap and a wrestling mask.

For nearly one very uncomfortable minute nobody knew what to do. And just when Devon’s disemboweling seemed imminent Tony jumped up and hoisted a stiff middle finger at everybody.

The rest of the show went on in the same unpredictable vain until Tony started to pass out from the blood loss. The after-show wrestling match never went down because Tony, delirious and falling into diabetic shock, somehow drove himself to the hospital.



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 22,2007 1:37pm
PISSCHRIST LIVE IN TOKYO!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87NFzOvl_cY">PISSCHRIST LIVE IN TOKYO</a>



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 22,2007 1:37pm
Someone fix that please.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 22,2007 1:51pm
you can click "quote" on my name and see how to do youtube links.. this isn't the lemmingtrail after all.

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 22,2007 1:55pm

PISSCHRIST LIVE IN TOKYO!
youtube.com/watch?v=87NFzOvl_cY[PISSCHRIST LIVE IN TOKYO]




toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 22,2007 1:55pm

PISSCHRIST LIVE IN TOKYO!
youtube.com/watch?v=87NFzOvl_cY



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 22,2007 1:56pm
Do you know what UBB code is?



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 22,2007 1:56pm
fuck it! it's lunch time!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 22,2007 1:56pm edited May 22,2007 1:57pm
it's [YOUTUBE= and then the number 87NFzOvl_cY and then a closing ]
[YOUTUBE=87NFzOvl_cY&autoplay=1]



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 22,2007 1:57pm
dude I didn't grow up with computers man. I just got one for the first time a year ago. I will try to learn this UBB code.

thanks.



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 22,2007 1:58pm
thank you!



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 22,2007 2:27pm
Well I mean, when you're creating a new thread(even with quick reply there's links) there's a ton of buttons above the space where you type your message that will make tags pop up and you just put the URL or whatever words you want to write in between the tags.



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 22,2007 2:42pm
thank you!



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 22,2007 4:27pm
once again, this show will rule



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 23,2007 12:23am
I'll see you there!



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at May 23,2007 12:36am
I will most definitely be at this show there and will be bringing people.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 23,2007 12:39am
"We're waiting for delivery, but it ain't pizza."



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 23,2007 3:11am
Great, see you there. I like people!



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 23,2007 3:22pm
bump



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at May 23,2007 3:25pm
Craig said:
Great, see you there. I like people!


I LIKE YOU! <3



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 23,2007 7:28pm
NICE!



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 24,2007 3:00pm
bump again



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 24,2007 3:30pm
hartz



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at May 24,2007 5:32pm



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at May 24,2007 5:59pm
Yeah, but this Praxis is better.



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 25,2007 12:08am
P.R.A.X.I.S.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 25,2007 12:09am
Praxis Bold As Love



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 25,2007 1:48am
Rich Horror in his GG Allin shirt and my lovely girlfriend in her black dress and red sweater had a great photo of the two of them taken this evening. Rich proclaimed his grimness to all within earshot however he was quite the gentleman.

Thanks.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 25,2007 2:20am
unecessary bump



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at May 25,2007 2:35am
Craig said:
Rich Horror in his GG Allin shirt and my lovely girlfriend in her black dress and red sweater had a great photo of the two of them taken this evening. Rich proclaimed his grimness to all within earshot however he was quite the gentleman.

Thanks.


Post Rich n00dz or this didn't happen.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 25,2007 8:36am
I have never been nude in my entire life.



toggletoggle post by BOBDEAD at May 25,2007 11:30am
CRAIG: drop Ben a line at armageddondaynow@hotmail.com...he is booking for the DROPDEAD August tour now..,let 'em know your booking in Beantown. Also...if you end up doing our show...put my man Rich Horror/IWEIPH on it somewhere...I love that guy..he makes me laugh...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 25,2007 11:32am
I'm the Don Rickles of powerviolence.



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 25,2007 1:29pm
ok.I will. I book It Will End in Rich Horror. That is Rich's one man comedy act



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 25,2007 1:30pm
Rich Horror should end immediately.



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 25,2007 2:25pm
Rich Horror is a god amongst men.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 27,2007 1:20am
bump



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 27,2007 1:53am
yes he is!



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 27,2007 5:55pm
this shit ain't leavin the front page, mang



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at May 28,2007 11:47am
PatMeebles said:
this shit ain't leavin the front page, mang


Oops, right?



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 28,2007 12:28pm
I guess I wasn't paying attention?



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 28,2007 2:06pm



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 28,2007 7:07pm
bizzump



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 28,2007 7:32pm
pat, did those shirts actually get made?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 28,2007 7:37pm
no, that is an illusion...



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 28,2007 7:46pm
well mr. smarty pants, he showed me the design photoshopped onto a photo of a t shirt that looked quite convincing, so you can eat it.



toggletoggle post by todayistheday nli at May 28,2007 7:48pm
might be there...just depends what time I get off work



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 28,2007 8:35pm
Yes, it's real. And I tested it by washing it with a full load of jeans, a jean jacket, and multiple hoodies. It came out completely unscathed. These will be either $7 or $8.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 28,2007 8:47pm
nice! save an XL for me. unfortunately i'll be unable to even leave CT until wednesday, so i won't be at the show to get one.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 28,2007 10:21pm
We're going to try to ration them, since there's only a 100. I gaurantee they'll be one for you.



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 29,2007 1:02am
I will be collecting high 5's at this show.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 29,2007 11:27am
TODAY!!!



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 29,2007 11:55am
I hope to see everyone there. Thanks for all the support.




toggletoggle post by Mike Giallo NLI at May 29,2007 1:00pm
I gotta run to coin star today so I can have enough money to go to this bad larry.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 29,2007 1:01pm
Don't you work 80 hours a week? And don't pay rent? Where the fuck does all your money go?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 29,2007 1:11pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 29,2007 5:54pm
stuck in ):!(@!):":* 32&55@8...traffic. trying to get there.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 29,2007 7:10pm
oh, I've been here fpr a little while now. first on of craig's shows that I remember running late.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 30,2007 12:03am
wicked short sets



toggletoggle post by todayistheday nli at May 30,2007 12:07am
wow never seen so much smiling in every pic (pisschrist pictures)



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 30,2007 12:59am


AM I BALDING!?!?!?



toggletoggle post by monnynums at May 30,2007 9:05am
pisschrist were fucking great but should have played for another half hour, we were just gettin goin out there



toggletoggle post by jimistolazytologin at May 30,2007 2:52pm
NOBODIES FUCKING SAFE!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 30,2007 2:57pm


I remember when this happened thinking it was going to be a rad picture. And here it is.



toggletoggle post by Mike Giallo NLI at May 30,2007 4:58pm
Rad times.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 30,2007 6:41pm
minefield: they were excellent. Good to see the boston hype about them isn't just cause they are critical allstonians. Dirgey hardcore. The bassplaying stood out in front of the guitars.

praxis: nope, not the NYC noise band from the 90's.these are a bunch of kids making punk/hardcore. The vocals were whiney-ish like youth brigade, but that also means that people can learn them quickly.

weapons grade: will be known as "craig's band" from now on. He moved around sort of like deadbob does, but sounded more like the singer from ringworm if he was told to sing the lyrics in 1/2 the time.

frank castle will break your neck: (from russia) 10 minute. 2 man fast skate thrash.

26 beers: that a whole lotta beers. The vocals sounded different. I got the CD now so I'll be able to tell.

out cold: pat said they were from the area and had been around since 89. they put on a good show. Sort of more accessible punk. kids in the crowd circle-pitted for the entire set.

pisschrist: they were awesome and would have been awesomer if they got more time. But I saw them in MD the other day where they played for a long time. Now I'm awesomest.



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 30,2007 8:04pm


weapons grade: will be known as "craig's band" from now on. He moved around sort of like deadbob does, but sounded more like the singer from ringworm if he was told to sing the lyrics in 1/2 the time.


You have to have a fucked-up back to do it the way we do it.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 31,2007 1:28am
I hope you mean by the vocals sounding different, they sounded better?



toggletoggle post by Craig  at May 31,2007 10:04pm
raw punk



toggletoggle post by todayistheday nli at May 31,2007 10:48pm
why do they always have so many opening bands at this place...the headliner always gets screwed because of that retarded curfew



toggletoggle post by Craig  at Jun 1,2007 12:41am
FYI - The headliner clearly stated to us they wanted to play a 20 minute set.

FYI - I risk not paying rent by doing shows so I make damn sure that there are enough bands on the bill to ensure a cross draw. I needed 92 paying people @ $10 a head to meet the minimum for my budget. There ended up being about 102 people paying $10 a head.

FYI - We added the Russian band because they are Russian and no Russian Hardcore band has ever played in the USA.



toggletoggle post by Mike Giallo NLI at Jun 1,2007 2:37am
Craig is revolutionary.



toggletoggle post by todayistheday nli at Jun 2,2007 1:49am
ya..thats one show where the headliner actually requested a short show...theres been others where they had to stop early cause time ran out.....gaaaaaay



toggletoggle post by Craig  at Jun 2,2007 4:43am
Before I do a show i insert a lump of coal in my rectum. With all the pressure and intensity I employ to make the show run smoothly, I produce a diamond. Yes a diamond is produced right there in the anus.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 2,2007 8:25am
It is truly majestic to behold.



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