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returntothepit >> discuss >> Vince McMahon dies live on TV! by captain fishfuck on Jun 13,2007 3:38pm
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toggletoggle post by captain fishfuck at Jun 13,2007 3:38pm
Just what the subject said. A very said day for wrestling and the WWF



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jun 13,2007 3:40pm
Saw this on the metal-rules board.

Totally fake.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Jun 13,2007 3:43pm
The video is so fake it is funny



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jun 13,2007 3:43pm
link?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 13,2007 3:54pm
Sabu camel clutched his head clean off, on the Today show. Totally showered Katie Couric with blood, it was awesome.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 13,2007 3:57pm



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Jun 13,2007 3:58pm edited Jun 13,2007 4:02pm
Niccolai said:
link?


http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/eyewitnessviews


There is a link on that page to view it. Youtube removed it from their site for copyright reasons.



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Jun 13,2007 4:18pm
So many people are taking this seriously. Sad state the world is in these days.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 13,2007 4:19pm
video link?



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Jun 13,2007 4:21pm
There is some board that said the next WWE storyline is that vince will come back as Zombie Vince. ha ha that is hilarious.



toggletoggle post by captain fishfuck at Jun 13,2007 4:27pm
This was very sad. Condolences to shane and steph.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Jun 13,2007 4:30pm edited Jun 13,2007 4:30pm



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Jun 13,2007 4:49pm
First he gets his head shaved and now this!!?!


No really though, when I first saw this topic I was stunned.

LONG LIVE VINCE!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 13,2007 4:51pm
'Adela Montoya drove nearly an hour from her home in Junedale so that her son Luis could have a birthday he’d always remember. Now she fears that he may never forget the moments following the explosion.'

That's fucking hysterical. People old like me might remember Aldo Montoya, The Portuguese Man O' War from the early 90's.



toggletoggle post by captain fishfuck at Jun 13,2007 4:55pm
He was a jobber like Skinner but the real story is the untimely death of Vince. The look on that kids face says it all.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jun 13,2007 4:55pm
The sample of him that Skinless used was the only good thing he's ever done.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 13,2007 4:56pm
It's funny that people still watch wrestling.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Jun 13,2007 4:58pm
RichHorror said:
It's funny that people still watch wrestling.


Dude, It is the best and longest running comedy series on tv.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 13,2007 5:01pm
I thought comedy was supposed to be funny.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Jun 13,2007 5:02pm
on another note.... I hope the WWE gets sued by just one if not more of the parents of the kids in attendance for emotional stress.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 13,2007 5:04pm
I hope the WWE gets sued for being boring for the last seven years or so.



toggletoggle post by jesus  at Jun 13,2007 5:12pm



toggletoggle post by captain fishfuck at Jun 13,2007 5:22pm
/what's ironic is that guy is davey boy smith when he kicked the roids for about a year. Just look. Someone post the bezerker. HUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(with a hand gesture)



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jun 13,2007 5:25pm
You're all a bunch of fucking geeks.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Jun 13,2007 5:30pm
Aldo Montoya later became Justin Credible. Ugh.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 13,2007 5:34pm
It's uncertain which was worse.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 13,2007 6:12pm
VINNY MAC WILL NEVER EVER DIE!



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jun 13,2007 6:20pm
sinistas said:
Aldo Montoya later became Justin Credible. Ugh.


and avatar became al snow...oh mid 90s gimmicks, how i love thee



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jun 13,2007 6:21pm
xmikex said:
VINNY MAC WILL NEVER EVER DIE!


agreed



toggletoggle post by kellynli at Jun 13,2007 7:02pm
I read somewhere that a member of the local fire department was interviewed, and the WWE had to pull permits for their stunt. Seems they filmed the explosion over 2 nights



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 13,2007 7:03pm
You mean it was fake? OH MY GOD SHOCK AND AWE



toggletoggle post by kellynli at Jun 13,2007 7:06pm
mc mahon should die like that. damn shame



toggletoggle post by BrianDBB  at Jun 13,2007 8:29pm
Vince McMahon has bigger balls than any of the fags that post on this board.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 13,2007 9:02pm edited Jun 13,2007 9:11pm
was that on last night?
i flipped by it and saw it was his "appreciation night" how fitting.
but this is pretty low even for their standards i mean if he didn't actually die.
http://www.wwe.com/ has a shrine to him.
this is something only vince would think up and do and it worked wwe is getting all sorts of press.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 13,2007 9:07pm
"Source - PWInsider

The Wilkes Barre Times-Leader out of Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania actually contacted the FBI to see if they were investigating the “car bomb” incident on Monday’s RAW. Special agent spokesperson Jerri Williams for the FBI’s Philadelphia office said “The ‘federal agent’ (referenced on the WWE.com Web site) is definitely not the FBI. We have not been made aware of any car bombings. … We would definitely have been informed.” With all the media outlets reporting this as legit WWE is going to have some severe backlash for pulling such a stunt.

The McMahon family is scheduled to release a “statement” on WWE.com concerning Vince’s death sometime today."



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 13,2007 9:16pm
after watching it, it kinda reminds me of the opening scene in casino.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Jun 13,2007 9:18pm
this is so retarded.

"PLEASE KEEP WATCHING OUR SHOW!"



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 13,2007 9:23pm
xanonymousx said:
after watching it, it kinda reminds me of the opening scene in casino.


His salmon suit steals that scene.



toggletoggle post by kl3 at Jun 14,2007 7:56am
WWE reports the funeral of Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon was held the morning of June 13th. It was not open to the public and the future of the WWE is in limbo.
This kills me. I haven't been able to sleep at night. This whole is is terrible and I hope an investigation takes place to see why suicide had to be an option



toggletoggle post by Beaver McD at Jun 14,2007 9:08am
Vince McMahon is like the Grimace, nothing can kill either one



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 14,2007 9:31am
I vote for a vampire Vince angle - they could bring back Gangrel! Ok, so on second thought, let's never do that, ever.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Jun 14,2007 9:41am
come on its wrestling...who the hell takes this seriously...its just another soap oprea bullshit stunt.



toggletoggle post by kl3 at Jun 14,2007 9:52am
I saw an interview and people were crying. It's true and it's very sad. Have aheart.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Jun 14,2007 9:56am
sorry....i dont have a heart.



toggletoggle post by jesus  at Jun 14,2007 10:05am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HXFEFWVyBM
haha, in the video there two big WWE trucks in the background, then he magically makes one disapear before blowing himself up ....



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 14,2007 10:10am
someone's going to see him shopping at target.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 14,2007 10:14am
that is probably the worst video I've ever seen... worst explosions that macguyver. it looks like 2 kids with sparklers get too close to a leaky gas grill. you can even hear the gas escaping.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Jun 14,2007 10:24am
no shit...so much drama before he even gets in the limo...why would they tape that unless the explosion was planned....



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 14,2007 10:32am
Vince McMahon is the greatest business mastermind of all time.



toggletoggle post by kl3 at Jun 14,2007 10:33am
It happened and is very sad



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 14,2007 10:35am
you are dumb.



toggletoggle post by kl3 at Jun 14,2007 10:46am
Wrestling is more real than you think. It's very sad.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 14,2007 11:01am
Vince was FIRRRRRRRRRED from life.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 14,2007 11:12am
Life sucks... and then you diiie.



toggletoggle post by LongDeadGod  at Jun 14,2007 11:13am
it would be nice if they screwed up and vince at least got burned during the stunt for making a mockery of the ECW name.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 14,2007 11:16am
LongDeadGod said:
it would be nice if they screwed up and vince at least got burned during the stunt for making a mockery of the ECW name.


Quoted for Kvlt Tr00ness.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jun 14,2007 11:31am
the_reverend said:
someone's going to see him shopping at target.


vincent kennedy mcmahon is far too high class to shop at target...maybe a pier 1 imports, but certainly not a target



toggletoggle post by kl3 at Jun 14,2007 11:33am
This is sad. Hopefully something positive will come of this tragedy.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 14,2007 11:42am
kl3 said:
This is sad. Hopefully something positive will come of this tragedy.


Ya positive for Vince McMahon - higher ratings and more revenue. Which was the whole point of this stunt.




toggletoggle post by jesus  at Jun 14,2007 12:33pm
he's waiting until his hair grows back



toggletoggle post by MikePile at Jun 14,2007 3:24pm
I was flipping through channels and caught some wrestling stuff the other night, McMahon was in the ring talking to some guy and looking really retarded and walking with a limp, did he have a fucking stroke or something? it looked like he was trying to smile but his face just twisted into some goo pile of mess.



toggletoggle post by boine at Jun 14,2007 3:30pm
there is a guy who plays a retarded wrestle him and Hacksaw Jim Duggan where a team dont know if they still have either



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at Jun 15,2007 1:36am
I have this feeling that this whole "vince is dead" deal is his way of leaving the business. Maybe he's actually dying or something so people will remember him dying from a car explosion instead of lets say cancer.



toggletoggle post by boine at Jun 15,2007 2:03am
they will do something stupid like bring him back cyborg



toggletoggle post by Iluvufreebeer at Jun 15,2007 3:54am
I'm glad I don't watch WWE anymore.

Vince: Hi, watch my show. 10% boring matches and 90% boring storylines. The only reason we survived the 90s was because of Stone Cold and the Rock, but they're gone now. We've got John Cena though...

ROH: Hi, watch my show. We can actually wrestle.

TNA: Hi, watch my show. We've got Kevin Nash and Samoa Joe.

MMA: *Heel kick - Mounted punches - submission*

The choice is clear.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 15,2007 7:21am edited Jun 15,2007 7:21am
boine said:
they will do something stupid like bring him back cyborg


I would watch every night if they had Mecha Vince.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 15,2007 10:34am
hahaha so would i.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jun 15,2007 10:45am
RichHorror said:
I hope the WWE gets sued for being boring for the last seven years or so.


Seriously... when they lost the f for the e, they lost sight of what the fuck they do.

Think it was 2001 - right around the same time they bought and enveloped WCW. It's kind of like eating an ebola ridden pile of shit in Africa and expecting not to get sick.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 15,2007 11:01am
ShadowSD said:
RichHorror said:
I hope the WWE gets sued for being boring for the last seven years or so.


Seriously... when they lost the f for the e, they lost sight of what the fuck they do.

Think it was 2001 - right around the same time they bought and enveloped WCW. It's kind of like eating an ebola ridden pile of shit in Africa and expecting not to get sick.


Turning ECW into a lame version of the fucking nWo was the last straw for me. I'd love to be able to enjoy WWFE, nowadays, but I just can't get into it. I just watch my old ECW and Japanese death match videos and sulk.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jun 15,2007 11:12am
For me it was a combination of Eric Bischoff on my television screen (WHY?!) , and the whole "What?" thing from Austin, a joke that was funny for about five seconds, but eventually made the whole product indescipherable; no more cheers, no more boos, just a bunch of drunk fucks in the audience yelling "What?" after every line spoken and every single move executed in the ring, no matter who the wrestlers were.




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 15,2007 12:46pm
ShadowSD said:
no more cheers, no more boos, just a bunch of drunk fucks in the audience yelling "What?" after every line spoken and every single move executed in the ring, no matter who the wrestlers were.


yes. that drives me fucking bananas. i havent watched wrestling in years, but recently i've caught a few Raw's, and they were garbage. 5 seconds of wrestling and 2 hours of blabbing.



toggletoggle post by LongDeadGod  at Jun 15,2007 1:58pm
DestroyYouAlot said:

Turning ECW into a lame version of the fucking nWo was the last straw for me. I'd love to be able to enjoy WWFE, nowadays, but I just can't get into it. I just watch my old ECW and Japanese death match videos and sulk.


same here



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jun 15,2007 4:46pm
Iluvufreebeer said:
I'm glad I don't watch WWE anymore.

Vince: Hi, watch my show. 10% boring matches and 90% boring storylines. The only reason we survived the 90s was because of Stone Cold and the Rock, but they're gone now. We've got John Cena though...

ROH: Hi, watch my show. We can actually wrestle.

TNA: Hi, watch my show. We've got Kevin Nash and Samoa Joe.

MMA: *Heel kick - Mounted punches - submission*

The choice is clear.


ROH?

Most MMA I watch is like boxing now, where it's just a bunch of dudes that throw a few punches and then wrestle for the rest of the match.

i want straight striking MMA, no ground bullshit. how many matches can you watch after everyone is decided by a rear naked choke?



toggletoggle post by Doomwhore  at Jun 15,2007 5:14pm
SacreligionNLI said:
Iluvufreebeer said:
I'm glad I don't watch WWE anymore.

Vince: Hi, watch my show. 10% boring matches and 90% boring storylines. The only reason we survived the 90s was because of Stone Cold and the Rock, but they're gone now. We've got John Cena though...

ROH: Hi, watch my show. We can actually wrestle.

TNA: Hi, watch my show. We've got Kevin Nash and Samoa Joe.

MMA: *Heel kick - Mounted punches - submission*

The choice is clear.


ROH?

Most MMA I watch is like boxing now, where it's just a bunch of dudes that throw a few punches and then wrestle for the rest of the match.

i want straight striking MMA, no ground bullshit. how many matches can you watch after everyone is decided by a rear naked choke?


I think MMA is boring. I'm sure it's fun if you're the one doing the fighting, but to watch it's pretty much the equivalent to a game of golf. I prefer boxing.

ROH = Ring of Honor. It's pretty much the best thing the American wrestling scene has going for it right now, and is often compared to ECW in the mid-90s in terms of the talent and variety on the roster. 95% of the focus is on in-ring action, and the only promos used are old school style interviews made to hype the forthcoming match. No bogus storyline crap. Look up some of their videos on Youtube, and if you're impressed then you can order their DVDs on their website. They don't have a TV deal, which is common for wrestling that's actually worth watching (Like oldschool ECW), but they have videos all over the place.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jun 15,2007 5:28pm
i just saw ROH last weekend in roxbury...it was fuckin amazing! they're comin around again aug. 10th as part of some big string of shows they're doing.

all those wrestlers are nuts and i don't understand how they don't break their necks



toggletoggle post by Doomwhore  at Jun 15,2007 5:40pm
Yeah man. I was pretty pissed when TNA pretty much raided their best talent and then told them "Oh, you can't go back to ROH. You're obligated to TNA bla bla bla" and now they're playing second fiddle to washed up Dudley Boys (now termed Team 3D) and the New Age Outlaws (now VKM). LAX in TNA is pretty good though, and both wrestlers were from ROH. Also Samoa Joe is of course amazing, and he got his big push in ROH as well.

If you haven't seen Alex Shelley wrestle yet you should definitely check out some of his videos on the Ytube as well. He's managed by Kevin Nash in TNA right now. Best mic-duo since the Outsiders.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 15,2007 5:50pm



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jun 15,2007 5:51pm
haha, the outsiders was all kevin nash anyhow with scott hall occasionally saying "hey yo!" every now and again, so that makes sense



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jun 15,2007 6:01pm
That was so obviously fake. All of the dumb rednecks who think that wrestling is real are going to be really mad when they find out that he isn't really dead.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jun 15,2007 6:08pm
of course it was fake...cause vinny mac can't die!



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 15,2007 8:10pm



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Jun 15,2007 10:49pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
boine said:
they will do something stupid like bring him back cyborg


I would watch every night if they had Mecha Vince.





toggletoggle post by t2daeek  at Jun 15,2007 11:28pm
SacreligionNLI said:
haha, the outsiders was all kevin nash anyhow with scott hall occasionally saying "hey yo!" every now and again, so that makes sense


scott hall... correct me if i'm wrong... 123 kid? and the guy from the porn with the ugly bitch?



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