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Fat Guy Wanted (LOL!)
by
Samantha
on Jul 20,2007 6:38pm
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post by
Samantha
at Jul 20,2007 6:38pm edited Jul 20,2007 6:39pm
This myspace bulletin is hilarious:
From:
massmetal
Date: Jul 20, 2007 6:24 PM
Subject: NEEDED....FAT GUY!, not kidding!
Body: No joke, the bigger the better...Someone willing to go on stage with either a bikini or speedo....If interested send me a message....NEEDED by wed...Thank you.
chuck@MassMetalMagazine
post by
thegreatspaldino
at Jul 20,2007 6:39pm
im more "huge" than fat... and i wouldnt go on stage in a speedo because everyone would be in a sexually excited uproar
post by
RichHorror
at Jul 20,2007 7:52pm
I bet this won't be degrading for the fat dude in question at all.
post by
the_reverend
at Jul 20,2007 8:06pm
I was hoping to read "the part I was born to play, baby!"
post by ctb0rderpatrol at Jul 21,2007 11:55am
RichHorror said:
I bet this won't be degrading for the fat dude in question at all.
i think we have a candidate
post by
Niccolai
at Jul 21,2007 2:11pm
I'm completely wiling to do this. I don't know if I'm fat enough though.. I'll send them a message.
post by
Yeti
at Jul 23,2007 10:40am
they should recruit the bassist for Carpathian Forest.
post by
xmikex
at Jul 23,2007 10:53am
are they booking a No Redeeming Social Value show?
post by
metal_church101
at Jul 23,2007 1:22pm
Fat? Can he just have a beer gut, or does he need to be of the type where it takes more than one attempt to get through the door into a room?
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