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returntothepit >> discuss >> Fat Guy Wanted (LOL!) by Samantha on Jul 20,2007 6:38pm
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toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jul 20,2007 6:38pm edited Jul 20,2007 6:39pm
This myspace bulletin is hilarious:

From: massmetal

Date: Jul 20, 2007 6:24 PM

Subject: NEEDED....FAT GUY!, not kidding!

Body: No joke, the bigger the better...Someone willing to go on stage with either a bikini or speedo....If interested send me a message....NEEDED by wed...Thank you.
chuck@MassMetalMagazine



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jul 20,2007 6:39pm
im more "huge" than fat... and i wouldnt go on stage in a speedo because everyone would be in a sexually excited uproar



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 20,2007 7:52pm
I bet this won't be degrading for the fat dude in question at all.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 20,2007 8:06pm
I was hoping to read "the part I was born to play, baby!"



toggletoggle post by ctb0rderpatrol at Jul 21,2007 11:55am
RichHorror said:
I bet this won't be degrading for the fat dude in question at all.



i think we have a candidate



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jul 21,2007 2:11pm
I'm completely wiling to do this. I don't know if I'm fat enough though.. I'll send them a message.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 23,2007 10:40am
they should recruit the bassist for Carpathian Forest.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 23,2007 10:53am
are they booking a No Redeeming Social Value show?



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jul 23,2007 1:22pm
Fat? Can he just have a beer gut, or does he need to be of the type where it takes more than one attempt to get through the door into a room?




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