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looking for a drummer to destroy
all styles of metal and hardcore
forming a brutal project
with over thirty tracks
and stage and studio experience
have practice space with security and pro gear

you must:
want to destroy
have transportation
have at least two years experience
double kick (none of this "i'm faster with one foot" crapola)
have 18-30 yrs of life
no hard drugs

we:
love working hard
love to practice
leave our problems at the door
have minor financial backing
hail from ri and ma
are ready to be impressed
are down to earth
think we're funny

check my influences
this is definatley something you will want to do!
tryouts start now until we find someone
godspeed

hahahahahahahahahaha

are you a street vendor?

no why

we also think you're funny.

Interesting spiel.

is anyone free to jam tommorow?!

You seem to not listen to any hardcore or good metal.

titsmagee said:

Are you saying the drummer must have 18-30 years of life left, or have lived 18-30 years? I don't think I've ever seen something so awkwardly written.

hey i try

MarkFuckingRichards said:

yeah 70 and under need not apply

still looking

Buttscratcher... Buttscratcher... Here's your Buttscratcher here...

you're right, this is useless

titsmagee said:

orly? I was thinking by the nature of this ad someone would jump on this RIGHT away.

how can i make it more appealing . you want ten year old boys in transformer underwear? sarcastic fuckhole.
we're just trying to get in the studio and maybe play because thats what we like to do. all of a sudden i suck because i'm looking for a drummer.

lamp : srry what i listen to isn't as badass as your taste in music. maybe if i was trying to impress you i would care. but i'm not.

titsmagee said:

hmmm.

Maybe sound samples, previous bands, and anything else to show you have any experience at all to go behind that silly carnival barker hype you're swinging around?

Or, if you can't manage that, how about some humility since you're most likely new to all this.

i am new to this forum stuff
but i can see why everyone wastes their time on this shit
its pretty entertaining

your humility is gay

but your right

e-mail me if you want to hear some samples

brawlingdurvish@yahoo.com

don't make people work for it, present it if you want any interest.

yeah man...for real. It's like fishing. If you really want to catch something good, you don't just throw a toenail on a lure and hope for the best.


Beef that faggot bait up and make people want it.

haha

how can i post music?

murderspace?

i posted a new thread

with a goddamn link to the music