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returntothepit >> discuss >> Roast Beef Curtains appreciation by kkkramer on Sep 6,2007 11:09am
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toggletoggle post by kkkramer at Sep 6,2007 11:09am

How does this happen. Women with them are you proud of them. Are you nervous when the guy sees all that extra skin for the first time(or last time) Will you post pictures of your vaginal deformity? Also would like some horror stories of said topic



toggletoggle post by rilly at Sep 6,2007 11:32am
FUCKIN NASTY



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 6,2007 12:46pm
i know a girl who had to have hers surgically removed. we called a "beef-curtainerectomy" she was a douche so that was said to her on several occasions.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 6,2007 12:54pm
Used to "know" a girl who had to actually hold'em apart, with both hands, or they would get kinda "pulled inside" on the in-stroke, which apparently was pretty painful.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 6,2007 1:27pm
thats why Houston had hers removed. and put into a paperweight.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 6,2007 1:29pm
wait, shouldn't this be an "unappreciation"? i certainly don't appreciate beef curtains.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 6,2007 1:35pm



toggletoggle post by rilly at Sep 6,2007 1:43pm
The worst is when the girl is smokin from head to toe and the panties come off
Giant mud flaps
Someone post some pics. I can't afford lunch today and I'd really like to lose my appetite before I chew off my hand



toggletoggle post by TheFilthyFrenchman at Sep 6,2007 4:14pm edited Sep 6,2007 4:15pm
When we were playing a show in Baltimore we had time to kill so we went down to the red light district.

We were outside the Hustler club and this old whorish bartender was trying to get us inside her club. As incentive, she pulled up her skirt on the middle of the street.....

dear

lord

it looked like a tanned piece of broccoli hanging out of her box. I could see it flapping in the wind. So i had to go make out with her



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 6,2007 4:21pm
TheFilthyFrenchman said:
it looked like a tanned piece of broccoli hanging out of her box. I could see it flapping in the wind. So i had to go make out with her


This wins the thread.



toggletoggle post by Fuckit at Sep 7,2007 2:26pm
Why not more to suck on??



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Sep 7,2007 2:29pm
TheFilthyFrenchman said:
it looked like a tanned piece of broccoli hanging out of her box.


sweet baby jesus!

good thing i did sexuals about forty-five minutes ago because i think that just rendered me impotent for the next month



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Sep 7,2007 2:34pm
yeah, that was pretty awful.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 7,2007 2:53pm
Ryan has a super-hot girlfriend.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Sep 7,2007 9:39pm
Fuckit said:
Why not more to suck on??

Damn skippy!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 7,2007 9:43pm
They're only real if you can twist'em around each other like a twist-tie.



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