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returntothepit >> discuss >> Holy shit a fucking metal hotline......hahahahahaha... by Hoser on Sep 6,2007 9:57pm
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 6,2007 9:57pm
If you're into Xtreme metal...dial this number.....I can't believe that metal has come to this!!!!

1-800-429-3825

Hahahahahaha...awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 6,2007 10:21pm
Jesus...a metal fucking hotline? I still can't stop laughing!!!



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Sep 6,2007 10:26pm edited Sep 6,2007 10:26pm
$5 says its some gay anal hawtlinez



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 6,2007 10:28pm
what?! gay hawtliness? It's the only "killer metal" hotline....it even says so!!



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Sep 6,2007 10:30pm
You have to remember, Hoser live in Maine, Anything is possible



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Sep 6,2007 10:33pm
So what do people do, call this number to have name dropping contests with strangers?



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 6,2007 10:35pm
No no.......apparently this is what they consider "metal."



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Sep 6,2007 11:33pm
probably a born again christian.
talking about struggles and how they saw god.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Sep 6,2007 11:52pm
I have a heavy metal addiction

same with broccoli and beer (stinky fahts!)



toggletoggle post by SinisterMinister at Sep 7,2007 12:14am
so has anyone actually called?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 7,2007 2:45am
SHOE ON HEAD



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 7,2007 11:35am
I called it and it's fucking funny as hell.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 8,2007 12:05am
assholes..this is fuckin funny!!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Sep 8,2007 8:46am
1-800-WET-BUTT



toggletoggle post by Mess at Sep 8,2007 8:56am
you should try putting one of those high powered hunting rifles up to your head and pulling the trigger with your big toe.
that would be fucking METAL!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 8,2007 9:58am
1-800-MUDDY-DICKS



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