Ass Hat
Home
News
Events
Bands
Labels
Venues
Pics
MP3s
Radio Show
Reviews
Releases
Buy$tuff
Forum
  Classifieds
  News
  Localband
  Shows
  Show Pics
  Polls
  
  OT Threads
  Other News
  Movies
  VideoGames
  Videos
  TV
  Sports
  Gear
  /r/
  Food
  
  New Thread
  New Poll
Miscellaneous
Links
E-mail
Search
End Ass Hat
login

New site? Maybe some day.
Posting Anonymously login: [Forgotten Password]
returntothepit >> discuss >> wanna be like Britney? maybe Madonna? or Paris Hilton? or do you want to "do" any of them? by succubus on Dec 31,2003 10:30am
Add To All Your Pages!
toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 31,2003 10:30am
then study and practice the Kabbalah!

Well then here's the latest trend in Hollywood...Madonna, Britney and Paris are now followers of the Kabbalah

it's the latest trend! i mean religion!

http://www.kabbalahmadeeasy.com/index.html


It looks like Madonna has gotten to Britney Spears with more than just her tongue. The inter-generational best friends created a stir with their televised smooch at the MTV Video Music Awards, but the buzz is that when they're off camera, Madonna has been busy preaching the virtues of Kabbalah, the study of ancient Jewish texts that has become all the rage among certain celebs these days.

In addition to Madonna, stars such as Roseanne, Naomi Campbell, Elizabeth Taylor and Barbra Streisand have all reportedly studied Kabbalah as taught by Rabbi Berg at the super-trendy Kabbalah Centre in Los Angeles.


http://msnbc.msn.com/Default.aspx?id=3076335&p1=0



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 31,2003 10:33am



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 31,2003 2:16pm
no one wants in?



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 31,2003 2:18pm
Gay.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 31,2003 2:19pm
but the cool peope are doing it

c'mon!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 31,2003 2:24pm
no, it really isn't cool.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 31,2003 2:28pm
sigh...no one here is a follower i guess


/insert sarcastic emoticon here






toggletoggle post by Hoser at Dec 31,2003 2:36pm
These high falootin' Hollywood assholes make me want to puke. I'm so sick of their self centered bullshit. I hope that Madonna gets shot in the fucking head by an escaped John Muhammed, and that Lee Malvo escapes and ass rapes Brittany Spears for kicks, kills her with a curb stomp, and says, "Oops, I did it again."

Fucking cuntbags would publisize their religions, and then bitch about the Pledge of Allegiance being recited in schools.
Fucking Hollywood liberals, may they all fucking rot in Hell.

Sincerely,
Hoser




toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 2,2004 4:58am
Hoser said:
These high falootin' Hollywood assholes make me want to puke. I'm so sick of their self centered bullshit. I hope that Madonna gets shot in the fucking head by an escaped John Muhammed, and that Lee Malvo escapes and ass rapes Brittany Spears for kicks, kills her with a curb stomp, and says, "Oops, I did it again."

Fucking cuntbags would publisize their religions, and then bitch about the Pledge of Allegiance being recited in schools.
Fucking Hollywood liberals, may they all fucking rot in Hell.

Sincerely,
Hoser




Ooooooo, temper temper. That interview with Satan was pretty splendid!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 2,2004 10:58am
yeah, that was funny.
but the religon in a joke.
I think I'm going to start my own religon, call it baldwin-ism.
basically, it's going to automatically make any movie with a baldwinian in it suck.



toggletoggle post by Joe/notcommon   at Jan 2,2004 11:55am
the_reverend said:
yeah, that was funny.
but the religon in a joke.
I think I'm going to start my own religon, call it baldwin-ism.
basically, it's going to automatically make any movie with a baldwinian in it suck.


like that movie 'the usual suspects'



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 2,2004 1:23pm
Alec Baldwin is pretty good. Well, I don't know about his movies, but whenvever he hosts SNL I laugh my ass off! TO BILL BRASKY!

Also,

Come Christmas time everyone reaches for my balls. No one can resist my Schweaty balls.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 2,2004 2:16pm
the schweaty balls thing was hilarious.



toggletoggle post by crap at Jan 2,2004 6:31pm
They must be trying to please the Hollywood kikes that write their paychecks...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 8,2004 2:09pm



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 8,2004 4:06pm
the_reverend said:
http://www.slidellsentry.com/articles/2004/01/05/news/news03.txt

satan arrested.


Hahaha, that guy is my idol, well, I wouldn't want to be him or do any of the shit he did, but that doesn't mean I can't worship him!



Enter a Quick Response (advanced response>>)
Username: (enter in a fake name if you want, login, or new user)SPAM Filter: re-type this (values are 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E, or F)
Message:  b i u  add: url  image  video(?)show icons
remember:Ripping Nomadic Cardinal
[default homepage] [print][9:47:49am Mar 29,2024
load time 0.03267 secs/15 queries]
[search][refresh page]