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returntothepit >> discuss >> to circumsize or not by brad weymouth on Nov 9,2007 10:21am
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toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Nov 9,2007 10:21am
My son will be born any day now. We have already decided what to do with his johnson, he will be like me! What's everyone opinion on cutting off part of the prick?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 9,2007 10:24am
chop it.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Nov 9,2007 10:25am
awesome news Brad! i mean, the part about having a kid any day now. i'm at a loss, i'm not sure what i'd do about cutting the beef?
-oh yeah, check the weymouthrock inbox yo



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 9,2007 10:32am
definitely chop it.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Nov 9,2007 10:35am
Congrats on the new kiddo, dude!



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Nov 9,2007 10:38am
Chop it.



toggletoggle post by watchmaker666  at Nov 9,2007 10:41am
Yeah congrats Brad. Chop it so the kid wont be a freak!



toggletoggle post by punk potenza at Nov 9,2007 10:48am
leave it, dont leave the mark of jewish mutilation on your son! hahaha



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Nov 9,2007 10:48am
mutilate a baby dick. everyone else does it.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Nov 9,2007 10:49am
watchmaker666 said:
Yeah congrats Brad. Chop it so the kid wont be a freak!


yeah, deform his genitals when he's a baby, like normal people do!



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Nov 9,2007 10:50am
p.s, congratulations


seriously though, there's no reason for that shit.



toggletoggle post by hungryhungryhippo at Nov 9,2007 11:02am
keep it uncut dude

he'll be in the club



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Nov 9,2007 11:15am
As a circumcised gentleman currently regenerating his foreskin, I have mixed emotions on this matter.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 9,2007 11:18am
chop it or you will spend 18 years teaching him to clean out his dick cheese.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 9,2007 11:19am
the_reverend said:
chop it or you will spend 18 years teaching him to clean out his dick cheese.


Correct. I worked at a hospital for seven years, you don't want him getting an infection downstairs.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Nov 9,2007 11:28am

Chop it.



toggletoggle post by punk potenza at Nov 9,2007 11:34am
keep it fuckin primitive man, roman all the way



toggletoggle post by RavenousDestruction   at Nov 9,2007 11:54am edited Nov 9,2007 11:56am
You should read up on it before you decide.
http://www.mothersagainstcirc.org/fleiss.html

http://www.mothering.com/articles/new_baby...cumcision/against-circumcision.html

More and more people are choosing not to do it. Your kid won't be a freak if he still intact.

I have a girl, I'm glad I was never faced with this decision.



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Nov 9,2007 12:12pm
Ryan_M said:

Chop it.


Or don't and tell him to wash his smelly dick from time to time.

The forskin itself not only has plenty of nerve endings in it that feel good like the rest of the dick, but it also protects the head. Uncut guys don't have theirs rubbing against pants and underwear their whole lives so it remains "raw" in a sense and, as far as I've read, more sensitive.

Plus there's the whole issue of cutting off part of your kids penis without consent that he may come to wish he still had one day like many guys and spend days on the wikipedia and know this stuff like myself. If he feels like a freak when he sees other dicks, he can always have it done later. I vote for not chopping it.



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Nov 9,2007 12:17pm
Thank you all. He won't be cut,like me(in da club). Its a stupid thing to do in my opinion. I've never had an infection. Just like behind the ears, if you don't clean back there it gets funky.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Nov 9,2007 12:22pm
ZJD said:
Ryan_M said:

Chop it.


Or don't and tell him to wash his smelly dick from time to time.

The forskin itself not only has plenty of nerve endings in it that feel good like the rest of the dick, but it also protects the head. Uncut guys don't have theirs rubbing against pants and underwear their whole lives so it remains "raw" in a sense and, as far as I've read, more sensitive.

Plus there's the whole issue of cutting off part of your kids penis without consent that he may come to wish he still had one day like many guys and spend days on the wikipedia and know this stuff like myself. If he feels like a freak when he sees other dicks, he can always have it done later. I vote for not chopping it.


Turn up the volume on this video, and listen to how happy this kid is about getting circumsized.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6584757516627632617

Just think, your son can be that happy too, if you ritualistically mutilate his genitalia.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 9,2007 12:46pm
i am so glad i am circumsized. i don't need my cock looking like a KKK member.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 9,2007 1:30pm
im so glad that I am and that I didn't have to be part of the chezwick club.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 9,2007 1:57pm
Dick cheese is reason enough for me to be thankful I'm circumcized.

SMEGMA. Get into it.



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Nov 9,2007 2:07pm
SHEEP

A NATURAL COCK IS A NIGGA'S SECRET JOY

WHITEY IS DOMESTICATED

HAHA



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 9,2007 4:55pm
Do it, join the club with the rest of us!



toggletoggle post by phillip  at Nov 9,2007 5:16pm
MarkFuckingRichards said:
Dick cheese is reason enough for me to be thankful I'm circumcized.

SMEGMA. Get into it.


never in my 23 years have I ever had dick cheese
keep it natural
born that way, so it cant be bad, its how we were intended



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 9,2007 5:40pm
maybe you play with it enough? once again, cut that shit. I wasn't cut until an accident at the age of 3 with my zipper (yes, like the ben stiller thing). im happy every day for that accident



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Nov 9,2007 5:41pm
I'm not circumsized. Most chicks dont even know untill/unless I've been dating for a while; when you're hard the skin is back and it looks like any other dick.

and I'm with Philip; smegma is like black heads or cavities etc...if you dont clean your shit, it gets gross...

Sex feels 1000x better to uncircumsized guys and its how God intended us to be...aaahahaha. JK. God's a faggot, jew bitch that probably had a moile suck his foreskin off like the rest of you uncircumsized tools.

I didn't get baptised, I didnt get circumsized. Fuck your religious traditions.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 9,2007 6:22pm
brad weymouth said:
Thank you all. He won't be cut,like me(in da club). Its a stupid thing to do in my opinion. I've never had an infection. Just like behind the ears, if you don't clean back there it gets funky.


Fucking thank you. If your kid's not a fucking hobo, he'll probably manage to avoid having a manicotti mushroom.

Seriously, never in my life encountered this "dick cheese" you speak of. Not that I haven't looked for it plenty of times, I don't mind telling you. My daily inspection is, let's just say, thorough; I've been doing it since I was 9. (And, since I'm not a fucking amputee, it doesn't require a bottle of baby oil like you poor losers.)

(Translation: If you jerk off like a healthy human, that shit will NEVER happen.)

Kinslayer said:

I didn't get baptised, I didnt get circumsized. Fuck your religious traditions.


Fucking WIN.




toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Nov 9,2007 6:26pm
It's like I always say: The whole concept of mutilating your cock became pretty much obsolete when they invented this new thing called "washing your dick."



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 9,2007 6:58pm
I've never seen an uncircumsized one in person.
My coworker has a 2 yr old and he did get an infection....he apparently has a lot of fat on it...she was trying to life it to clean it but I guess it bothers him. I don't really have more details abt it though



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 9,2007 6:58pm
I chopped my son...do it....just make sure that they do a good job and don't fuck it up.

It may end up looking like this.



Make sure that you talk to the pediatrician before the procedure. And believe me...the kid may feel it but he won't even remember it the next day.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 9,2007 7:14pm edited Nov 9,2007 7:14pm
wow, hoser's dick pic there looks like.. freddy krueger or something.



toggletoggle post by MassOfTwoSlits NLI at Nov 9,2007 7:44pm
Au Natural feels better. There's a difference. It is uncessary mutilation.



toggletoggle post by shannon at Nov 9,2007 7:48pm
Goreality may know a thing or two about this,refer to their song skin on,skin off...A personal favorite. As is skin intact.



toggletoggle post by balls at Nov 9,2007 8:06pm
don't do it man!!!



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Nov 9,2007 11:52pm
succubus said:
I've never seen an uncircumsized one in person.
My coworker has a 2 yr old and he did get an infection....he apparently has a lot of fat on it...she was trying to life it to clean it but I guess it bothers him. I don't really have more details abt it though


i expect a full report on the status of that babydick on MSD's desk by monday morning.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 10,2007 12:36am
pix or QFT



toggletoggle post by infect sli sli sli at Nov 10,2007 12:46am
ughhh, how is this even a decision?
such a fucked up procedure we have soap and water for a reason,
im with andrew, uncut italian sausage all the way



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Nov 10,2007 4:36pm
i never planned on cutting him, i just wanted others opinions.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 10,2007 4:49pm
I guess just get him a lot of pet stuffed elephants.

and cutting isn't "natural".. we as a species have been doing it for over 5,000 years. it's like saying "fuck shoes, soap, or fire. it's not natural man"



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Nov 10,2007 9:48pm
the_reverend said:
I guess just get him a lot of pet stuffed elephants.

and cutting isn't "natural".. we as a species have been doing it for over 5,000 years. it's like saying "fuck shoes, soap, or fire. it's not natural man"


that's dumb. you have ear lobes, but what purpose do they serve? just cut them off. and that hood that surrounds the clit, hack it off. but no,THAT'S barbaric. you call yourself a man and are ok with your fucking hog being cut!!

soap and fire are natural dummy



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 10,2007 9:53pm
Don't listen to these hippy faggots...we'd have a woman President if it were up to them.

Cut it so everytime he gets a blowjob or fucks a girl in college he doesn't get called "Elephant trunk dink, anteater, or stupid hippy."

Let women enjoy the look of his finely cut dink....smegma is just an unwanted annoyance, and fucking putrid to boot.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 10,2007 9:55pm
Let these pseudo city-boy naturalist faggots worry about smeg.

Funny, I just realized that the only people who act like "natural is better" live in cities.....too funny. Imma start a post.



toggletoggle post by MikePile at Nov 11,2007 2:06am
Hoser said:
Let these pseudo city-boy naturalist faggots worry about smeg.

Funny, I just realized that the only people who act like "natural is better" live in cities.....too funny. Imma start a post.


i look forward to this! keep me updated. yrs truly,



toggletoggle post by PIGTAILS at Nov 11,2007 2:13am
its kinda mean...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 11,2007 2:45am
I don't really have earlobe, but they have the obvious function of channeling sound into your ears... duh. with out them itzs harder for you to hear that something is infact behind you and not infront of you. insulation that is part of your spacial separation. that and for ugly people to put plugs in.

and DON'T CUT YOU FINGERNAILS OR CUT YOUR HIR WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

if my I hadn't been cut and grew up like that, I would be ripped shit that my parents were 7000 years behind.

also, when you get lambs the first thing you do is dock their tails so they don't have shit impacted all over a long rat tail. is that not natural?



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Nov 11,2007 9:29am
the_reverend said:
I don't really have earlobe, but they have the obvious function of channeling sound into your ears... duh. with out them itzs harder for you to hear that something is infact behind you and not infront of you. insulation that is part of your spacial separation. that and for ugly people to put plugs in.

and DON'T CUT YOU FINGERNAILS OR CUT YOUR HIR WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

if my I hadn't been cut and grew up like that, I would be ripped shit that my parents were 7000 years behind.

also, when you get lambs the first thing you do is dock their tails so they don't have shit impacted all over a long rat tail. is that not natural?


i could give a fuck about lambs. i said LOBES, the things that hang down under your ear....nevermind, go tug on your mutilated dick.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 11,2007 11:18am
Hoser said:
Don't listen to these hippy faggots...we'd have a woman President if it were up to them.

Cut it so everytime he gets a blowjob or fucks a girl in college he doesn't get called "Elephant trunk dink, anteater, or stupid hippy."

Let women enjoy the look of his finely cut dink....smegma is just an unwanted annoyance, and fucking putrid to boot.


Yet to meet a girl who didn't prefer a real dick once she had one. I haven't messed around with many homeless guys' dicks, so I couldn't report on smegma - what's your experience been?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 11,2007 11:18am
Hoser said:
Let these pseudo city-boy naturalist faggots worry about smeg.

Funny, I just realized that the only people who act like "natural is better" live in cities.....too funny. Imma start a post.


Yeah, you're wrong again.



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Nov 11,2007 11:21am
cut dudes are bitter from birth because they are not "complete" males, and never will be



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Nov 11,2007 1:32pm
Hoser said:
Don't listen to these hippy faggots...we'd have a woman President if it were up to them.

Cut it so everytime he gets a blowjob or fucks a girl in college he doesn't get called "Elephant trunk dink, anteater, or stupid hippy."

Let women enjoy the look of his finely cut dink....smegma is just an unwanted annoyance, and fucking putrid to boot.


so, how's your mutilated cock?



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Nov 11,2007 6:49pm
IS THERE ENOUGH COCK ON A WHITE BOY TO MUTILATE?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 12,2007 10:42am
ancient master said:
cut dudes are bitter from birth because they are not "complete" males, and never will be


nah, i'm so fucking happy that i am cut. i am with you Rev, all the way. i have 0 problems with function, sensitivity, or any of the problems that have been mentioned. i feel more complete, i don't have some freakish looking sheath making my cock look like an eel.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 12,2007 10:44am
and people keep using the word "mutilated". mutilation doesn't make something look better.



toggletoggle post by MassOfTwoSlits NLI at Nov 12,2007 10:59am
Why do guys care what other guys' dicks look like? GAY GAY GAY



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 12,2007 11:00am
I wonder how many people here "mutilate" their skin with tattoos and their bodies with earrings.



toggletoggle post by porphyria at Nov 12,2007 11:16am
the_reverend said:
I wonder how many people here "mutilate" their skin with tattoos and their bodies with earrings.





toggletoggle post by CassieLynn   at Nov 12,2007 1:44pm
Congrats on your newborn. I go for circumsize



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 12,2007 7:44pm


Extreme circumcision.



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