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returntothepit >> discuss >> HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by succubus on Jan 6,2004 3:31pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 6,2004 3:31pm
It's Mike's Birthday today!!!!!!!!!!


happy birthday bro!
you are now legal







toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 6,2004 3:35pm



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 6,2004 3:39pm edited Jan 6,2004 3:39pm


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!


Wow, this picture is kind of disturbing when you think about it.

Edit: Just click on the broken picture and it will bring you to the page.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 6,2004 3:39pm
yes, that picture is disturbing.
*click on it to see it*



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 6,2004 3:41pm edited Jan 6,2004 3:41pm
ewww yes it is



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 6,2004 3:41pm
Wow, my edit to tell people to click on the broken image and your post came at the same time. Eerie, well, no, not eerie at all.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 6,2004 3:43pm
oh, I have powers that you don't even want to know about.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 6,2004 3:54pm edited Jan 6,2004 3:54pm
That Frosty picture is the best thing ever.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 6,2004 3:55pm edited Jan 6,2004 3:56pm
i have no photoshop skills




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 6,2004 3:56pm
yes, but lok at your linking skills.
it looks like he's got a comb-over.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 6,2004 3:59pm edited Jan 6,2004 4:12pm
I have a comb-out.
THANK YOU CARINA FOR MAKING ME A BIRTHDAY THREAD! YOU ARE AWESOME AND NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME GOING TO THAT SHOW TONIGHT SO I HAVE SOMEONE TO HANG OUT WITH!!THAAAAANKS!!!!



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 6,2004 4:01pm
the_reverend said:
oh, I have powers that you don't even want to know about.


Like writing your name in the snow without using your hands or a stick?
Your talent is cupping my sac with your flash.
Now go and change your armour.



toggletoggle post by George   at Jan 6,2004 4:05pm
happy birfday

you are awesome for comming to the show tonight. ill kick your ass in 4 way nba jam. HE'S ON FIRE.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 6,2004 4:07pm
George said:
happy birfday

you are awesome for comming to the show tonight. ill kick your ass in 4 way nba jam. HE'S ON FIRE.


You will based solely on the fact that I've never played it before.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 6,2004 4:12pm
wooooooooo thanks for the large thanks heh


now you can go to all the 21+shows




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 6,2004 4:18pm
who says you can't have your cake and eat it too?



open wide!



toggletoggle post by phantos   at Jan 6,2004 4:36pm
a toy to go with your cake...
http://www.addictinggames.com/



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 6,2004 4:44pm
I refuse to go to that site again.
3-d snakes killed me.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Jan 6,2004 6:22pm
happy b-day b-atch i owe you a beer.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jan 6,2004 6:23pm
Happy Birthday bro. O'Meara Rules, if you have a problem with that then we'll have to duke it at his keg party. Dude we should see ROTK on thursday.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 6,2004 7:12pm
we just need to get him to stop complaining
that he's old...

Happy Birthday, now shut the fuck up!

hehehehe




toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 6,2004 7:28pm
phantos said:
a toy to go with your cake...
http://www.addictinggames.com/


Damn, Plastic Balls is hard.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 6,2004 7:58pm
yeah...i have been playing for an hour and a half

damn
emo game was funny
but i'm trying to win at the solitaire



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 6,2004 9:27pm
succubus said:
yeah...i have been playing for an hour and a half

damn
emo game was funny
but i'm trying to win at the solitaire


Ok, I just played golf solitair for 20 minutes and couldn't beat it and now I feel like I just wasted 20 minutes, probably because I just wasted 20 minutes.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 6,2004 9:32pm edited Jan 6,2004 9:33pm
sigh ok..i'm back...i'm gonna waste some time again...but if we win...then it's not as bad

i was watching this show and the girl is learning how to be a stripper...and they say tv is not educational
hah



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 7,2004 12:18am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BIG POOPY!!!



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 7,2004 12:28am
Poop.







Vagina.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 7,2004 10:04am
it seems like dom's posts just got more mature.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jan 7,2004 11:24am
happy freakin birthday, oh fleet handed one.



toggletoggle post by Wee...Bink! school at Jan 7,2004 11:46am
succubus said:
i have no photoshop skills



you should have put happy birthday on one line it would have looked like this:
H appy Birthday
O h
M ohawked
O ne



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 7,2004 11:51am
ahahahaha
and blending Layer the letters.

it's like cowbells...
you can never have enough blending layers.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 7,2004 2:49pm
You guys are so nice to me. Thank you so much. I really appreciate everything you all do. Thanks.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 7,2004 2:53pm
needs more comb-over!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 7,2004 8:24pm
phantos said:
a toy to go with your cake...
http://www.addictinggames.com/



i've been playing a lot of these games..sigh




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 7,2004 10:11pm
ok no more games for tonight!

on another note i just got an email from "terence" it started..hey sweetie...

thanks for telling me i can get larger breasts by taking a magic pill


damn spam!



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 7,2004 10:35pm
Hahaha that's a pretty slick email.
I got two in a row once:
#1: "Are you tired of being fat?"
#2: "She told me you were fat..."
I felt pretty fat at that point.




And blonde.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 7,2004 10:39pm
DeOdiumMortis said:





And blonde.



heh

damn dumb blind girls!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 8,2004 1:37am
yes and my email tells me that i apparently
need a bigger penis...



toggletoggle post by 888 at Nov 3,2005 12:14pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 3,2005 12:17pm
arg... last night I downloaded a new list of URLs to ban... this one wasn't on it.
fuxx0rs



toggletoggle post by online poker at Nov 10,2005 12:26pm
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toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Nov 10,2005 12:29pm
I couldn't agree more. Poker will cure what ails ya!



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Nov 10,2005 12:30pm
im a big fan of no limit hold em myself



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 10,2005 12:32pm
The best spam e-mail I ever got said something along these lines:
"Would you like the head of your penis to look more mushroom like?"



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Nov 10,2005 12:34pm
who wouldn't say yes!??!



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 10,2005 12:35pm
They weren't very specific as to what type of mushroom...
Or as to what aspect of the mushroom my penis would begin to take on.

I guess I would need more information.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Nov 10,2005 12:38pm
i wouldn't trust that...what if it ended up like a mario mushroom...red and covered in white dots



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 10,2005 12:39pm
mother fucker!!!
online poker you shithead



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 10,2005 12:40pm
That's what I'm saying!
It's just one of those things.
I would read that contract at least ten times before signing it.
Who knows what tragedy could come out of something like that?

Plus, I already have a great penis.
It's shaped just like a lobster tail without the shell.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Nov 10,2005 12:44pm
a lobster tail eh? thanks for sharing...you ever think of joining the circus?



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 10,2005 12:47pm
I was on Not Common Records, which isn't too different.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Nov 10,2005 1:00pm
fair enough



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 10,2005 1:01pm
aaron, kill the fucker!



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Nov 10,2005 1:02pm
succubus said:
aaron, kill the fucker!


well that successfully classifies as the most random thing i've heard..err..read all day



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 10,2005 1:11pm
oh, i'm referring to poker spammer



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 10,2005 1:12pm
Beakey said:
That's what I'm saying!
It's just one of those things.
I would read that contract at least ten times before signing it.
Who knows what tragedy could come out of something like that?

Plus, I already have a great penis.
It's shaped just like a lobster tail without the shell.


I bet it tastes great sauted in a little butter.



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 10,2005 1:24pm
Dave, you have got to be the most disgusting person I have ever fucked.



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 10,2005 1:25pm
I meant to say "person I have ever met", sorry.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 10,2005 1:25pm
Beakey said:
Dave, you have got to be the most disgusting person I have ever fucked.


Really? Well shit, if I made that impression, I wish I could remember that.



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 10,2005 1:27pm
Trust me, you couldn't handle this ass.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 10,2005 1:28pm
Beakey said:
Trust me, you couldn't handle this ass.


trust me, I wouldn't want to.



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 10,2005 1:31pm
I couldn't blame you for not wanting to.
After what Joe Not Common has done to my ass, it'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 10,2005 1:44pm
AARON DID YOU SEE THAT POKER GAY POSTED?



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 10,2005 1:46pm
What is with all this ad posting lately?
I don't wanna blame it all on 9/11 but it certainly didn't help.



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