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returntothepit >> discuss >> Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS by Conservationist on Dec 25,2007 10:34am
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toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Dec 25,2007 10:34am
Pneumonia, they said. After they invented the cancer to cover up the real reason. Chuck died of infected dicks, six at a time. Chuck died of the anal flu. Chuck Schuldiner may even have died for being an impostor hypocrite and trying to make death metal into hard rock, like humans devolving back into apes. What killed Chuck was not some cancer that mediocre guitarists can cry over while sending their welfare checks to his family. What killed Chuck Schuldiner was AIDS. Chuck died of AIDS, and everyone's in denial, but now you know the truth.

CHUCK DIED OF AIDS
-|- PASS IT ON -|-




toggletoggle post by death rules at Dec 25,2007 11:19am
somebody needs some attention on x-mas....

i hope you are killed by a tranny hooker who rips out your asshole and pours hot sauce down your colon and then fuckin fucks the shit out of it then cuts off your exposed instenstine and sadistically strangles you with it letting you live long enough for him to cut your balls off and shove them down your throat so you can taste your own sack before you die a big stank ass homo.



toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Dec 25,2007 12:40pm
Why do the Schuldiner haters feel such a need to make it known that they don't like him? .....attention whores...



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Dec 25,2007 12:53pm
I'm sure your own contributions to metal far outweigh Chuck's, you insignificant whelp.



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Dec 25,2007 1:54pm
Why do people that like Chuck feel the need to make it known that they like him? Is it so they can be "accepted" in various metal cliques?



toggletoggle post by death rules at Dec 25,2007 2:05pm
no, dumbfuck, i am not over here making threads saying "chuck is god" --
i am responding to some dipshit trashing my favorite band in an attempt to make people angry. go back to being a disgrace to mankind.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Dec 25,2007 2:13pm
I once had a beautiful sandwich, oh man, I'm talkin heck!
It was made with fresh beef baloney my Mom bought it yesterday.
It had butter and American cheese on white bread, boy oh boy!
Slap a little brown mustard on top and buddy you're full of joy!

baritone dudes: bu dumb dumb dumb

Somebody stole my baloney sandwich on the bus to school!
Was it Bob or Billy or Fred? Oh, buddy, them boys is cruel!
There's just....wait a minute, I'm, I'm sittin' on it!
Awwww man! I'm sorry sandwich!



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Dec 25,2007 2:21pm edited Dec 25,2007 2:22pm
Hey, I got Magic Cards for Christmas!!! Check this out...


When faced with...



Cast...



toggletoggle post by theaccurseddrummer  at Dec 25,2007 2:23pm
sxealex said:
I once had a beautiful sandwich, oh man, I'm talkin heck!
It was made with fresh beef baloney my Mom bought it yesterday.
It had butter and American cheese on white bread, boy oh boy!
Slap a little brown mustard on top and buddy you're full of joy!

baritone dudes: bu dumb dumb dumb

Somebody stole my baloney sandwich on the bus to school!
Was it Bob or Billy or Fred? Oh, buddy, them boys is cruel!
There's just....wait a minute, I'm, I'm sittin' on it!
Awwww man! I'm sorry sandwich!


P.S. 1000 points for referencing Brak's baloney sammich song.



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Dec 25,2007 4:35pm
death rules said:
no, dumbfuck, i am not over here making threads saying "chuck is god" --
i am responding to some dipshit trashing my favorite band in an attempt to make people angry. go back to being a disgrace to mankind.


People have made threads about Chuck being god, maybe not you, but PLENTY of people have. And plenty of people feel the need to bring him up constantly.

Now, I will GLADLY go back to being a disgrace to mankind.



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Dec 25,2007 4:37pm
death rules said:
somebody needs some attention on x-mas....

i hope you are killed by a tranny hooker who rips out your asshole and pours hot sauce down your colon and then fuckin fucks the shit out of it then cuts off your exposed instenstine and sadistically strangles you with it letting you live long enough for him to cut your balls off and shove them down your throat so you can taste your own sack before you die a big stank ass homo.


Waw waw waw, somebody made fun of my favorite band and now I'm butt hurt. I hate when people voice opinions that are different than mine ::sniffle sniffle::



toggletoggle post by death rules at Dec 25,2007 4:43pm
it's funny how all of the haters on this site also seem to be in unlistenable bands, most likely jealous of people that put time and effort into their music. real metal is not all about being super talented of course, but at the same time it doesn't mean you should just have a retarded attitude and play sloppy shit and pretend that anybody gives a fuck. that said, i listened to your band and honestly feel bad that you and your buddies worked to make tunes and that's all you could do.. better luck next time you bitch



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 25,2007 4:46pm
death rules said:
it's funny how all of the haters on this site also seem to be in unlistenable bands, most likely jealous of people that put time and effort into their music. real metal is not all about being super talented of course, but at the same time it doesn't mean you should just have a retarded attitude and play sloppy shit and pretend that anybody gives a fuck. that said, i listened to your band and honestly feel bad that you and your buddies worked to make tunes and that's all you could do.. better luck next time you bitch


Too bad NO ONE CARES.

go make out with chuckz



toggletoggle post by death rules at Dec 25,2007 4:51pm
oh no, the people on rttp are gonna unite against me! you're all super stars on this page!!! you guys are the new face of heavy metal! get real, or get a job



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Dec 25,2007 4:53pm
calm down there spahhkle tits.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Dec 25,2007 4:59pm
oh and even tho i'm not really much of a death fan.. i have nothing against them. but seriously there are like a million better bands if you really have to choose to get your panties in a bunch over one. and tons of people on this board LOVE death. i mean granted i suck at life, my instrument and need a job... it really is kinda irrelevant.



toggletoggle post by mortalis nli at Dec 25,2007 5:28pm
death rules said:
it's funny how all of the haters on this site also seem to be in unlistenable bands, most likely jealous of people that put time and effort into their music. real metal is not all about being super talented of course, but at the same time it doesn't mean you should just have a retarded attitude and play sloppy shit and pretend that anybody gives a fuck. that said, i listened to your band and honestly feel bad that you and your buddies worked to make tunes and that's all you could do.. better luck next time you bitch


damn, dude, you must have a HUGE internet penis.



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Dec 26,2007 12:22am
HAHAHAHA!! This is great, even people that like Death think this dude's a douche. I also love how by saying I don't like a band I can cause this guy to throw a shit fit.

Oh wait, how old are you?



toggletoggle post by niflheim at Dec 26,2007 8:26am
I don't see how people couldn't like Death, especially everything post Spiritual Healing. Individual Thought Patterns to Sound of Perseverance contain amazing songwriting and musicianship.



toggletoggle post by the truth at Dec 26,2007 8:38am
dimebag>chuck



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 26,2007 10:30am
my only beef with death is the songwriting.

the formula kills me.

play entire song > solo or clean section > play entire song with no variation again > either end or outro solo

some of the best riffs in the game, but chuck was no songwriting genius when it came to overall structure



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Dec 29,2007 10:09pm
sxealex said:
oh and even tho i'm not really much of a death fan.. i have nothing against them. but seriously there are like a million better bands if you really have to choose to get your panties in a bunch over one. and tons of people on this board LOVE death. i mean granted i suck at life, my instrument and need a job... it really is kinda irrelevant.


Win.




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 29,2007 10:19pm
Well, as long as he's dead.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Dec 30,2007 3:10am
Los Lobos. Viva.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 23,2018 11:21pm
Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS
Just like the men he'd blown
When he celebrated a faggot's death
He was talking about his own

Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS
The 'brain tumor' was just a lie
Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS
That he got butt fucking guys

His music sucked
He died of AIDS
His mom's a cunt
And Death was gay

Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS
Just like Eazy-E
All his shirts were stained with semen
And his breath smelled just like pee

His music sucked
He died of AIDS
His mom's a cunt
And Death is gay!



toggletoggle post by RTTP birthday bot at Dec 13,2019 8:15pm
Happy 18th birthday to the "Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS" joke



toggletoggle post by Chuck Schuldiner at Dec 14,2019 12:30am
RTTP%20birthday%20bot said[orig][quote]
Happy 18th birthday to the "Chuck Schuldiner died of AIDS" joke

>implying it's a joke



toggletoggle post by #Facts at Dec 18,2019 10:30pm
lol



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