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New site? Maybe some day.
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there is a project on NPR to make 6-word biographies. Can you summaries your life in 6 words? none of which being appletini please.
this is what I came up with:
Not now, too busy. maybe later? |
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crap, I should have spelled it wrong. |
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living up to potential is faggy |
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crap, I should have spelled it wrong. |
"Crap, should have spelled it wrong."
is six words and sums you up better!
Also, you had a grammar mistake above, so that counts.
Mine could be:
Remember that thing I should forget. |
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"Look at vagoos, eat bagel bites" |
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Hunt fish lift shred drugs eat. |
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One nail left, cross my feet. |
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snakes snakes snakes snakes snakes SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKESSSSSSSSSSSS |
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"I really wish I'd stop that." |
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LOL WUT, your son is hot. |
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seriously, i am still wicked hungry. |
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"Hey Allston, you make me boner." -Dave Maggot |
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Too little, too late, more coffee. |
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hahahahahahahahaha awesome |
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i could only think of 5:
ink stink poop fart out |
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"six words is not nearly enough"
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or maybye, "what went wrong? when and why?" |
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ok even better, cuz im quoting my bands lyrics now:
"when will this shit ever end?" |
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"I'll probably end up killing myself" |
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Birth Eat Fuck Death Puke Fail |
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cold as a wizzletits right now |
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shoobity doo mama fuckin shrimp dick |
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Wine is fine - liquor is quicker. |
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while at lunch, this got better |
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drink it down you stupid clown |
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Alright you big ape, let's party. |
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Fast and dirty, white and nerdy. |
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Listen up, you primitive screw heads! |
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Fursuit needs washing; dumping dead toddler.
I mean, what? |
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i'm not gay but i'll learn |
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i said no wire coat hangers |
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My life rules, I am spoiled! |
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for nigger "I camed. I flamed. black power"
er.. caps all that.
I CAMED.
I FLAMED.
BLACK POWER!!!! |
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Rev, did you get the appletini reference from Colbert? Only the guy he interviewed had to use the word. Seemed pretty coincidental. |
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yes, the aletini was from colbert's repeat. |
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I thought of 2 more.
angry? no. busy? yes. email me.
and
must code. then beach-time. crap, rain. |
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MIGHTY RAVEN DARK...OUCH, MY HAND |
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MORE BURRITOS. NEVER ENOUGH, NEVER ENOUGH. |
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I hate this world. Thanks though. |
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no sex, WoW time, maybe later |
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wanted too little, got too much. |
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of course not, why would it |
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Remember that dumb Metallica t-shirt that said "Birth School Metallica Death" on the back? |
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that one is fourteen words long |
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I was born, Soon will die. |
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HE GOT HIS FUCK ON, DIED.
BLACK POWER! |
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You are wrong, I am right. |
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At least I can still masturbate. |
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I fucking hated all of you. |
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penis holiday vacation EXTREME adventure extravaganza |
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THE FROZEN SUN...CAN'T FEEL FINGERS |
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"i swear it's never happened before" |
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