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returntothepit >> discuss >> Hey, Faggots by alpha male on Feb 21,2008 12:17am
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toggletoggle post by alpha male at Feb 21,2008 12:17am
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 21,2008 12:19am
Wait, so this is what you do after you get a blow job?

Fuckin' creepy to the max.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 21,2008 12:20am
He clowned us pretty bad there.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 21,2008 12:22am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 21,2008 12:24am
oh, faggots don't like pussy. fqggots fuck in the butt. this post is epic in it's contraditions. it's like a thread were richhorror said he was the designated driver.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Feb 21,2008 12:37am
I love trolls.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 21,2008 12:41am
I dub this one fagtroll.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 21,2008 12:46am
Finntrag?



toggletoggle post by contagion   at Feb 21,2008 12:46am
archaeon said[orig][quote]
love the image URL aha



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 21,2008 12:47am
haha yes i just noticed that when posting



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 21,2008 12:49am
contagion said[orig][quote]
archaeon said[orig][quote]
love the image URL aha


Hahahah- Oh shit, is dat 1 mine? LULZ



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 21,2008 12:49am
And, yes - I have a guidos folder.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 21,2008 12:50am
ATTN FAGGOTS: ARE YOU HAWT ENOUGH TO SUCK A BONER?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 21,2008 12:52am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
contagion said[orig][quote]
archaeon said[orig][quote]
love the image URL aha


Hahahah- Oh shit, is dat 1 mine? LULZ


I saw this thread and referred back to the guido thread haha.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 21,2008 12:52am
if were were faggots, we would have sweet staches and there would be much less posting and much more drinking, rollerbladin, and ass shagging



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 21,2008 12:54am
diego foldo



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 21,2008 12:54am
I can drink and poast at the same time.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 21,2008 12:58am
I want a video of you osting, drinking, rollerblading, and ass shagging all at the same time.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 21,2008 12:59am
I can't do the last two. :(



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Feb 21,2008 1:00am
official soundtracking



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 21,2008 1:02am
Sweet Dick Willie



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Feb 21,2008 1:42am
d00d its time for pushups while listening to DMB, brah



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 21,2008 1:53am
DMB is sick, khed, sans pushups.


For the record, though, I HAVE been saying "shit was SO cash" for 3 days now. Best phrase ever.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Feb 21,2008 1:55am
Man, language is a powerful thing. Every time I see the thread title I feel like actually saying "hey" back



toggletoggle post by Pires at Feb 21,2008 7:42am
alpha%20male said[orig][quote]
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.


i envy this kid... his girlfriend is hot AND captain of the football team???

reminds me of that Nada Surf song from the early 90's!



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Feb 21,2008 7:50am
someone other than Moe and I talking about Nada Surf?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 21,2008 8:26am
not now chief, i'm in the fuckin' zone.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 21,2008 10:13am
SHIT WAS SO CASH



toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Feb 21,2008 10:25am
I'm sad that he won't be back to respond to any of this.



toggletoggle post by GEORGE ZIMMER at Feb 21,2008 10:27am


HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. I GUARANTEE IT.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 21,2008 10:37am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
oh, faggots don't like pussy. fqggots fuck in the butt. this post is epic in it's contraditions. it's like a thread were richhorror said he was the designated driver.
hahahaha



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 21,2008 10:40am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
DMB is sick, khed, sans pushups.


For the record, though, I HAVE been saying "shit was SO cash" for 3 days now. Best phrase ever.
picturing you saying that makes me laugh



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 21,2008 10:53am
fleshfries said[orig][quote]
I'm sad that he won't be back to respond to any of this.


He definitely will not. This is copypasta from /b/ last week.



toggletoggle post by ADOLF HITLER at Feb 21,2008 11:00am


HI I'M ADOLF HITLER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE NAZI PARTY. THE HISTORY BOOKS ARE WRONG, THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS DID NOT KILL THE JEWS. I PERSONALLY KILLED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE SIX MILLION WITH MY GARGANTUAN GERMAN GLOCKENSPEIL. MY MASSIVE FRANKFURTER FROM THE FATHERLAND SMASHED EACH AND EVERY HEEB WITH MORE ZEST AND ZEAL THEN ZYKLON-B EVER COULD FATHOM. FOUR AND ONE HALF MILLION PERISHED UNDER MY IMPRENGABLE BUNKER. THE OTHER ONE POINT FIVE MILLION I DROWNED IN A COLLOSAL RAIN OF MY FUHRERFUNK, EACH JEW CHOKING WITH DELIGHT ON MY DELICIOUS DONGDROPPINGS. THEIR GASPING, CHOKING VOICES SOUNDED LIKE A GREEK CHORUS UNTIL THE FINAL BREATHS OF THE LAST. I GUARANTEE IT.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 21,2008 11:18am
adolf didn't make the basketball team.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 21,2008 11:29am
He got me. I love the cock.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 21,2008 12:03pm
fag



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 21,2008 12:12pm
I know. I watch Project Runway too. I'm a huge pillow biter.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 21,2008 12:15pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 21,2008 12:22pm
alpha%20male said[orig][quote]

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.


I'm Joe Montana.

Topped.



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Feb 21,2008 9:32pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 21,2008 9:51pm
POLL's CLOSED



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 22,2008 12:20am
Love me some Evan Dorkin.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 22,2008 10:37am
i'm Joe Namath.
my car broke down.
it was just vapor lock....vapor lock....vapor lock....



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 10:46am
which one are you?

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 10:47am
...



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Feb 22,2008 10:52am
there is nothing wrong with jacking off to pictures on facebook. I HAVE NO SHAME



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 22,2008 1:50pm
I bet this dude beats it to pictures of used pickup trucks on autotrader.com



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Feb 22,2008 4:17pm
I was a short stop on my baseball team and a goalie on my lacrosse team. I play in a band and wear Hollister jeans. I hope this guy thinks I'm cool...




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 22,2008 5:09pm
i think OP is a pretty cool guy. eh has a banging hot girlfriend and doesnt afraid of anything.



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