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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Happening by Grizloch on Jun 14,2008 2:42am
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toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at Jun 14,2008 2:42am
FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Jun 14,2008 4:43am
not surprised.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 14,2008 8:01am
But its his first R rated movie!!! hahahaha

He hasnt done anything remotely good since 6th sense, and even that was barely acceptable.



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Jun 14,2008 8:50am
shamalamadingdong sucks



toggletoggle post by zenerik   at Jun 14,2008 8:56am
I actually liked Lady in the Water and The Village. But I don't know how much I want to see this one.



toggletoggle post by mOe @ home at Jun 14,2008 9:15am
i'm curious as to what is actually Happening (no pun) in the movie, so a spoiler would be great



toggletoggle post by kevord  at Jun 14,2008 9:53am
The trees and plants are giving off a chemical that makes everyone kill themselves. I thought the movie was really good. Lots of great suicide scenes.



toggletoggle post by markfuckingrichards  at Jun 14,2008 10:13am
I'm going to try seeing this today. I hope it doesn't suck, but I always have low expectations going into new horror movies.



toggletoggle post by sever nli at Jun 14,2008 10:13am
this movie sucked.



toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at Jun 14,2008 10:15am
I just want to see it because I heard it was so bad it was good.

Last great movie M. Night made was Unbreakable, very underrated movie.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jun 14,2008 11:32am
unbreakable was a boring poofest. he already made a movie about someone having a weakness to water. he ripped himself off.



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Jun 14,2008 11:53am
Signs and the Sixth Sense are good but I'm not too happy about his other movies.
Signs had some really stupid parts too.
As an alien fanatic, it left me disappointed.



toggletoggle post by kevord  at Jun 14,2008 11:59am
I don't get why people dont like this movie. Some of it's a bit slow. But it has some really great scenes and a such a somber tone.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jun 14,2008 12:33pm
"worse than Jeepers Creepers" is how my friend put it. and JC is his barometer for suck movies...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 14,2008 1:17pm
Vhat a tweest!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 14,2008 1:19pm
i almost had to see this today, but i saw this, and i convinced the person im going with to see the hulk instead



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jun 14,2008 2:37pm
going to see the hulk today too. i don't have huge expectations, i just really wanna see the hulk smash a bunch of shit.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 14,2008 2:42pm
same



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Jun 14,2008 4:42pm
I liked it, the pollen idea was refreshing, I had a similar idea about a horror story but only the pollen would just kill people period, or turn them into murderous crazies.

only part i hated was the whole love thing.

oh and the part when the two kids get killed is unintentionally hilarious, when the gun was pointing at the black kid everyone laughed in the theaters.

p.s. I heard the hulk sucked mega balls and had a trailer for another movie as it's ending.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 14,2008 6:25pm
this guy's movies always suck. signs was one of the dumbest, gayest, worst pieces of shit ever captured on film. aliens who die from water? really? i'm supposed to believe aliens were intelligent enough to get to our planet but not intelligent enough to research what it's fucking made of?



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Jun 14,2008 6:38pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
this guy's movies always suck. signs was one of the dumbest, gayest, worst pieces of shit ever captured on film. aliens who die from water? really? i'm supposed to believe aliens were intelligent enough to get to our planet but not intelligent enough to research what it's fucking made of?


man you're dumb.
they did know that water affected them aversely why do you think the dude said "i'm going to where there's water, it seems they don't like those place, there's no circles in areas with lakes or ponds



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 14,2008 6:45pm
at least i'm not a pretentious, pseudo-intellectual pretend viking hippy.



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Jun 14,2008 6:51pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
at least i'm not a pretentious, pseudo-intellectual pretend viking hippy.


Resorting to name calling from lack of a good counter argument, I salute you!

P.S. Fighting on the internets is radical!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 14,2008 9:00pm
you started the insults, so if you want to make fun of internet fights, you can make fun of yourself for instigating this one. you are the one who called me dumb. you assume i'm dumb based on my posts that you've read on this board. all i did was label you what i assume you to be based on your posts. do i really need to argue that it's stupid for aliens who die from contact with water to go to a planet made of water?

maybe you're just defending the movie because you hate jews as much as mel gibson, eh karl marx? what am i saying? you're no karl marx. you're not even richard marx. it's no wonder CNV wanted to kick your ass. you act like you're better and smarter than everyone on this site.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 14,2008 9:21pm
bahahahaha +10000 for the Richard Marx.



toggletoggle post by smut at Jun 14,2008 11:49pm
wow this thread is more interesting than that fucking stupid movie! mass suicide and im still bored??? 10 on dreadkill!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 15,2008 12:06am
the hulk was fucking awesome. anything and everything a comic book dork like me could want. the ending was a scene from the trailer of this movie. it only seemed like it was from another movie cuz it had tony stark aka iron man in it. telling general ross that he was getting a team together.



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Jun 15,2008 9:49am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
really? i'm supposed to believe aliens were intelligent enough to get to our planet but not intelligent enough to research what it's fucking made of?


WHITE ENSLAVED BLACK BEAUTY
BEFORE
REALIZING WE HAVE IMMUNITY
TO MINIVANS AND GOLF

BLACK POWER!



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jun 15,2008 10:25am
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
the hulk was fucking awesome. anything and everything a comic book dork like me could want. the ending was a scene from the trailer of this movie. it only seemed like it was from another movie cuz it had tony stark aka iron man in it. telling general ross that he was getting a team together.


could've had a bit more action, but otherwise backed. i liked this almost as much as Iron Man.
best scene- The Leader!!!!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 15,2008 11:31am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
do i really need to argue that it's stupid for aliens who die from contact with water to go to a planet made of water?


hahahahaha. Dreadkill takes this innuhnetzz victory via TKO.



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Jun 15,2008 9:37pm
neh-grow please.

ya mamma so fat when god said let there be light she moved!




toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 16,2008 12:23am
i dont know if anything can possibly be worse than the water lady movie.. that shit made my face hurt from watching it.



toggletoggle post by martins   at Jun 16,2008 12:26am
I liked The Village.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jun 16,2008 3:20am
the village sucks, signs sucks, unbreakable sucks, i see dead people sucks, lady in the water sucks... this guy is a hack. all of his movies are the definition of "blue balls". they are all actually pretty decent until the TWIST, then its just plain dumb.


who the fuck didnt know that "swing for fences" was gonna be the way to prevail over the evil alien? i mean, honestly.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 16,2008 3:32am
I don't know whats happening here. I can tell you whats NOT happening, and thats me seeing this movie.



toggletoggle post by c.DeaD at Jun 16,2008 10:37am
I saw this movie. Aside from the suicide scenes,this movie blew real hard. I mean, good concept, but what the fuck, wind? How can you even escape the wind? "Oh noes, look out its getting windy!" I like the idea of everyone killing themselves and those select scenes looked really somber and sick due to all the technology they have now, but it can't save this piece of shit. The last quarter of the movie was a gay love scene as well. Avoid.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jun 16,2008 10:44am
thegreatspaldino said[orig][quote]
the village sucks, signs sucks, unbreakable sucks, i see dead people sucks, lady in the water sucks... this guy is a hack.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 16,2008 10:47am
i really liked The Sixth Sense, but after knowing that he is going to make some twist ending for his movies, it lost its appeal. the movies sucking didn't help either. i hated Signs, The Village was retarded, and i never bothered seeing anything after it.



toggletoggle post by cav nli at Jun 16,2008 10:59am
i loved the village but wasnt a fan of his other movies. plants making people kill themselves sounds cool though, if that wasnt a joke. haha.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jun 16,2008 11:05am
oh yeah, did the big brown ego put himself in this movie too?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 16,2008 12:02pm
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE




toggletoggle post by c.DeaD at Jun 16,2008 12:25pm
aaron_michael said[orig][quote]
oh yeah, did the big brown ego put himself in this movie too?



Fraid not. The image of him killing himself would have made anyone who watched it furious because it is just a movie.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jun 16,2008 1:11pm
I think the whole water thing did ruin Signs. Like I said, I love aliens and their lore, and it was okay up until the water part. WTF?
Alien 1: "Hey guys! Look at this planet! It's 3/4 made up of the stuff that kills us! Let's INVADE!"

Alien PresidentB ush: "LETZ INVADE!1"



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 16,2008 3:55pm
This movie should be one of "Those we don't speak of"



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 16,2008 6:49pm
i guess i'm not so dumb after all.



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Jun 16,2008 7:38pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
i guess i'm not so dumb after all.


since when did the opinion of the masses justify anything as intelligent?




toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Jun 16,2008 7:38pm
ESPECIALLLLLLYYYYY rttpers

we're the most cynical and finicky of all humans



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 16,2008 7:48pm
pretty much



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 16,2008 10:30pm
I hate M. Night, but I actually liked this movie.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 17,2008 5:15am
I heard that if you go to the doctors and you say DOCTOR I THINK MY SON IS RETARDED they give your kid the retard test and no matter what you score on it the final question is they make you watch this movie and if you say you enjoyed it you are legally retarded.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 21,2008 10:27pm
so i saw it. and i'm gonna be controversial here and say, i didnt hate it. i thought it was fairly decent. any movie that doesnt hesitate to gun down pre-teens is a winner in my book.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 21,2008 10:32pm
i want to see this. i heard something happened.



toggletoggle post by scumfuck at Jun 22,2008 11:14am
just saw it last night, it sucked, mildly entertaining watching people kill them selves though.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Jun 22,2008 9:26pm
y_ddraig_goch said[orig][quote]
ESPECIALLLLLLYYYYY rttpers

we're the most cynical and finicky of all humans


Win. M. Night is a great director. It's a fact. Keeps you involved.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Jun 22,2008 9:29pm

the_reverend said[orig][quote]
i want to see this. i heard something happened.


HA!!



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Oct 15,2008 12:34am
wow. just saw this

a definite step in the better direction as far as his writing goes, but there was some inevitable cheese-ass shit in it

I'd give it about a 7 outta 10, because I appreciate the overall horror atmosphere it gave off.

you guys ever read that Algernon Blackwood story "The Willows?" The movie reminded me of that. That was one of Lovecraft's favorite stories.



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Oct 15,2008 12:37am
of course some of it was lame, but i still like this. that lady was creepy as hell



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Oct 15,2008 8:59am
I just watched the dvd the other night, fucking terrible. I cant believe how bad this dudes films are.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 31,2009 9:56pm
just finished watching it
not impressed...r rating really? too much blood???
my least favorite of his films...



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 31,2009 9:59pm
I don't understand how anybody could possibly like this movie.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 31,2009 10:07pm
maybe I will dl this.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 31,2009 10:36pm
This movie sucked so fucking bad. Oh no, the wind is following us!



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Aug 1,2009 2:57am
horrible movie.



toggletoggle post by Carina itouch at Aug 1,2009 7:07am
Yes the old lady was. Creepy and the tone of the movie was somber indeed.



toggletoggle post by grimyscumbag at Aug 1,2009 7:37am
POST NOA ABOUT NIGGERS



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 1,2009 9:23am
This movie was like watching paint dry. Boring as fuck. Do not waste your time on this abortion.



toggletoggle post by tinygiantclothing   at Aug 1,2009 11:26am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
This movie was like watching paint dry. Boring as fuck. Do not waste your time on this abortion.

agreed... no twist either



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Aug 1,2009 12:30pm
Yeah, anyways, I heard they're making a remake to The Thing. Someone please tell me this is not true.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Aug 1,2009 12:35pm



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Aug 1,2009 1:02pm
i hated this piece of shit.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 1,2009 2:13pm
I hear they are remaking The Thing as well.

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movienews_10734.html




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 28,2009 10:34pm
I'm watchin it now.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 28,2009 10:55pm
1) you can watch marky mark's ring changing colors.
2) I fucking hate leguisamo.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 28,2009 11:46pm
THIS MOVIE AND THE ENDING CAN EAT A FUCKING DICK.
1) the let too much away with what was going on too much through the movie.
2) the 2ND TO ENDING FUCKING SUCKED.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 28,2009 11:48pm
kevord said[orig][quote]
The trees and plants are giving off a chemical that makes everyone kill themselves. I thought the movie was really good. Lots of great suicide scenes.
the movie was over all good and the "happening" scenes were creepy and well done until they over-did it with the wind.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 29,2009 12:03am
ok, the reason the movie sucked was cause of the andromeda strain effect.
idk if m. night has it on the brain or not, but has anyone read the andromeda strain? the book was awesome... the ending happened in 8 pages. the problem was something like and editor dispute, he got mad and just terminated the book in 8 pages. M Night does the same fucking thing. Especially in this movie. I'm all about twists done right. 6th sense was awesome. This movie had such potential that turned to suck.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Aug 29,2009 12:18am
Hack director IMO



toggletoggle post by fuck logging in at Aug 29,2009 11:23am
I thought it was decent. I think people watch with the expectation of wanting to hate or wanting it to be the next 6th sense, so they end up not liking it. Its a mildly enjoyable film. people need to get off their high horse.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Oct 14,2010 11:17pm
Some hipster dude at the bar is talking to hipster girl about how good this movie is. Gross.



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Oct 14,2010 11:32pm
Shoot them in the face. Piru luv.



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Oct 14,2010 11:44pm
The Crappening.



toggletoggle post by fingers  at Oct 15,2010 12:02am
this movie was so fucking bad i was mad at myself for watching it.



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Oct 15,2010 12:29am
the iwantmyfuckingmoneybackenning



toggletoggle post by randy marsh nli at Oct 15,2010 3:38am
more like the not happening because ... nothing happened in this movie at all



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2010 12:35pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
ok, the reason the movie sucked was cause of the andromeda strain effect.
idk if m. night has it on the brain or not, but has anyone read the andromeda strain? the book was awesome... the ending happened in 8 pages. the problem was something like and editor dispute, he got mad and just terminated the book in 8 pages. M Night does the same fucking thing. Especially in this movie. I'm all about twists done right. 6th sense was awesome. This movie had such potential that turned to suck.


didnt see the Happening ..but always wondered why that book ended that way. makes sense now thnx.



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