I'm itching like hell. I need some good moisturizer (or a newer razor). Do they make cock n' ball aftershave lotion?

that'd be nice...i hate the post shave drama

Cock and Ball Torture

pics or it didn't happen

lazer hair removal <3

PICS PLEASE

nope. id like to see a guy try that shit though. if any of you ever get this done to your balls im so there.. shit feels like somone is slapping you hardcore with an elastic. over and over and over and over...

lasers? on MY balls?

is there any money in it for me?

that is not the pussy i wanted to see

that pussy is wicked pissed

sometimes a wickd pissd pussy is a good pussy

I have trouble shaving my balls. electric shaver = danger so I am scared as fuck to use a real razor. I just cut my ball hair very short. Shaving everywhere else down there is no biggie, but the balls... not easy for me for some reason

soap and bic razor's for me. and i use the "squeeze ballbag to make skin taut" method. for some reason my skin is very razor burn-resistant.

same here. hell, most of the time i just use water and a razor. never a nick or burn.

it came from the nut sack

if i had balls id probably leave them hairy.. my ex had me shave his once..i will never ever partake in such an activity again.

I have seen many a sack in my day and none have ever been shaved. I am an auld doll.

aside from the the actual act of it, from a womans stand point, would you rather have them shaved or not?

im not a fan of sasquatch cock. shave or keep it nice and trimmed. this isnt the 70s and im not a hippie.

no hair = more attention

you decide which is worth more to ya

That would be the worst idea ever.

Dude, Rev, tell your freshly shaven ass story. Fucking hilarious.

I keep down there nice and neat! just can't actually get the art of shaving my nuts down.

I have a freshly shaven story? I don't recall. I do know that anything like after shave on your balls feels ok for a few seconds and then really really really bad.

his bum isn't hairy

It was like 4 years ago....something about shaving his ass in the summer and the sweating, and inevitably, pooping and chafe.
No?

his crotch perhaps...

http://www.tendskin.com/

ok i guess if we're getting back to taking this seriously ---
skintimate shave gel w/vitamin e and sunflower oil. only way to go.

I heard scrubbing before then putting rubbing alcohol helps? some of the girl's ive asked are fucking crazy...

exfoliate your skin with some gentle scrubber.. mario bedashu has some nice products (i know sounds gay but so are bumps and itches) then shave with a new razor everytime.. the ones with 3 or more blades are best.. paul mitchell the conditioner for hair) is your best bet.. its slippery you get a massive amount and it softens the hair as you shave.. after moisturize in the shower.. dont scrub after AT ALL then tend skin.. shit is incredible.. using it twice a day morning and night. this shit is my industry.. theres your testicle perscription..

there was a howard stern thing about shaving your butt hole. I may or may not have done it. Shaving back there is like 2 cacti fighting when it's growing back in.

i have a flesh eating virus on my feet. yay.

nair, anyone?

If you make two or three more posts like this, every man on RTTP is going to turn into a ball-hairless metrosexual... like murph.

nair sucks..i don't want chemicals near my lady junk.

speaking of Howard Stern... my favorite clip was Richard Christy got his junk waxed..it's awesome...

here it is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

im just schooling you boys on the proper way to remove your hair so your balls will fill a broads mouth minus the pubes in throat and ingrown bumps... take note

eff that. when I get hummers I want the victim, I mean woman to be as inconvenienced as possible.

I don't like my balls in girls mouths. Is that weird? I get nothing out of it.

let's move this thread to skin tags. what the fuck are those things all about?

gracias!




yes, yes it is.

yuppp

I'm with you dude, I don't get anything out of it except creeped out. a girl might as well lick my asshole.

I am really starting to think it is eisier to hurt my balls than most men. What the hell. I love BJ's though. Rick Roll'd!

GREATEST... PRODUCT.... EVER

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EG8HLE

For whatever reason, my girl prefers me au natural. And I have seriously excessively long pubes, too - not necessarily thick, just LONG, like Longcat long. I used to whack the weeds back to a reasonable gauge, but it's her call - who am I to argue? *shrug*

i thought ellesaurus mentioning exfoliating on rttp was ftw until i read this

I've been looking for something like that to replace the one that carina got me that I've slowly killed. please give me a more thorough review. did it ever make you bleed?

Coochy Creme. Buy it at sex shops

These aren't the balls your looking for.

i own a sex toy company lol.. this shit sucks. honestly.

I've got some Nivea shit i use on my face that i put down there when I do my bi-monthly clean sweep. Leaves everything soothed and smoothed.

i love how the two threads im posting in are about ball hair and no underwear..

perv

mostly.

I use the Nivea on both face & junk (that just sounds wrong). I have to shave the junk every 2 to 3 days or it gets ferociously uncomfortable.

same here...when its hot out i sometimes have to do it more than twice...but for the most part I'm not a hairy dude so I have some leeway.

Keep it fucking tight.
Conditioner IS the only way ta shave ya face or ballznshaft.

Buy an Intuition. Way to be.

YES. I notice that razors made for women provide genuinely better shaving experiences. I've been using a Shick Quattro Divine for the past week or so because my Mach 5 is out of blades and I dont have $134 for more blades. Why the fuck are those so expensive?

Which would just be horrible, right?

Haha, yup. They are a ripoff but they work good. All the same fuck them.

i have a terrible time with razors on my skin, and lady shavers are so much better. i'm just not about to buy a pink razor.

just go waxing, tanning, plucking, and stuff.
every metal dude does that.

'manscaping'

its due to my Yetism.

in the years I've been posting here, this is the most UN-rttp thread I've ever seen.

for real, whats next, threads about dunks?

like dunking a nice fresh chips ahoy chocolate chip cookie in wonderful 38 degree whole milk?

oh man, you're getting me excited.

as long as its Dunkaroos.

i just recently buzzed my pussmop down like this guy but i think mine looks better

bah whatever

Shaving your balls is very metal. Here's why:

Hippies shave nothing, they are hairy, smelly and useless.
Hippies are the opposite of metal.
I hate hippies.
Therefore shaving oneself is metal.

The end.

lulz @ this thread
seriously tho, manscaping is key, especially in the summer
however, i much prefer trimming to shaving both for myself and for my sexual accomplices
as much as a huge bush is gross, pube stubble is almost worse in its own special way

6 months of use, only two nicks causing very minor bleeding. And that was due to being careless and rushing the job. The thing is amazing. Worth twice the price. Seriously.