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I saw Animal House last night for about the 25th time in my life. The best part for me is that douche at the toga party singing awful songs to dumb dames on the stairs. Belushi comes down, listens for a second, then grabs the guitar and smashes the fuck out of it haha! He says sorry in a way that rules, like not giving a fuck.
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ROBOCOP: YOUR MOVE, CREEP |
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"Send everyone"
"What do you mean everyone?"
"EEEEVVVEEERRRYYYYYYOOOOONNNNEEEE!!!" |
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Send....more....paramedics. |
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In Bloodsucking Freaks, the part where Sardu chastises his whimpering naked-lady dinner table: "Don't you DARE ruin my dinner!" |
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"Send everyone"
"What do you mean everyone?"
"EEEEVVVEEERRRYYYYYYOOOOONNNNEEEE!!!" |
Leon/The Professional?
I always liked:
"Man, are you hungry? I haven't eaten since later this afternoon" |
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what do ya say ALLLLLLL
lingerrr longerrrr |
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YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN.....WHATS A MATTER WITH YOU!!!
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"It's a traaaaap!" A. Ackbar.
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anything from Glengarry Glen Ross
"whoever told you that you could work with MEN?!?" |
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"Game Over Man, Game Over!"
or pretty much anything Hudson says in Aliens
Also
"I name this here fork "Pittsburgh Nellie"; a Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that'd make you forget that *thing* on her neck. "
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From Talladega Nights:
so, I was talking to Nana on Saturday and her birthday is coming up, but, I don't know what to get her, she's gonna be 88 ...
Pit Crew Member: ... get her a coffin ...
Haha, I rolled at that one, just the way he said it was perfect.
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Heman & Shera movie:
"This distorter rays eliminating my sense...of... BALANCE! I can't move!"
*camera zooms in on his crotch*
"This this fuck face!" (He actually said bug face but it sounds exactly like fuck face.)
Best scene ever. |
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"What in the wide world of sports is going on here???!!! I paid you boys to lay some track, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
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anything from Glengarry Glen Ross
"whoever told you that you could work with MEN?!?" |
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! |
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In the Running Man with Arnie, after he cuts up the dude with the chainsaw....
"What happened to Buzzsaw?"
"Oh he had to split" |
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this thread could be solely about Arnold.
"SEE YOU AT THE PAAHTY, RICHTAH!"
"JESUS MAAHGE! WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"GET TO THE CHOPPAH!"
"I'll live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!"
"chill out. dickwad"
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"bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. this stuff'll make you goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus. just like me." |
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"BAHAHAHA! you think this is the real Quaid? IT IS" |
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"old woman"
"MAN!"
"man, sorry. who lives in that castle?"
"i'm 37"
"what?"
"i'm 37, i'm not old"
"well i can't just call you man"
"well you could say Dennis"
"i didn't know you were called Dennis"
"you didn't bother to find out did you?"
"well i did say sorry about the old woman but from behind you-"
"well i object that you automatically treat me like an inferior"
"well i am king"
"oh king eh? very nice. and how'd you get that name eh? by exploiting the workers, by hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. if there's ever going to be any progress-"
"DENNIS THERE'S SOME LOVELY FILTH DOWN HERE! oh! how do you do?" |
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who is it dis time, my müdda!?! |
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"look, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! look, if i went around saying i was an Emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" |
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- Did you think I won that fight?
- You got the decision.
- Man, I won but I didn't beat him!... What are you afraid of Tommy?
- Honest?
- Yeah, honest.
- ....He's all wrong for us baby. I saw you beat that man, like I'd never seen no man geat beat before. And the man kept coming after you. We don't need no man like that in our lives..... I know what you're feeling. Let it go! Let it go! You're the champ! |
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1."I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead."
2."Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and TOTALLY redeem yourself."
3. "Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy."
FTW
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"All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me." Taxi Driver |
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"why do i have to be Mr. Pink?"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAGGOT!" |
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"YOU BUNCH OF LOSERS! YOU'RE WORKING WITH A PROFESSIONAL HERE!"
"NICE FUCKIN' MODEL!" |
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"oh man, i just shot Marvin in the face" |
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"Nihilists... fuck me. Say what you will about the tenants of national socialism, but at least its an ethos" |
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YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS? |
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- I love this one. One dog's goin one way and the other dogs goin the other way.
-And this guy here's like "Whaddya want from me?"
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"DON'T YOU CALL HIM STUPID!" |
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"Forgiveness is between the guilty and God...it's my job to set up the meeting" |
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Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian Delady, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. \'Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like \'ol squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark would go for nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He'd a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks ttook the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
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"she's look kind of wet down there, what are you boys doing with this corpse?" |
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"I wanna car that goes real real fast and gets really shitty gas mileage!!!!" |
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| "I wanna car that goes real real fast and gets really shitty gas mileage!!!!" |
How about the 6000 SUX? |
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| "Nihilists... fuck me. Say what you will about the tenants of national socialism, but at least its an ethos" |
NATIONAL SOCIALISM
YOU MEAN
WHITEY'S LAST GASP
BEFORE HIS WOMEN
WORE CAPRI PANTS
AND HE DRIVES
A MINIVAN TO WHOLE FOODS
NEUTERED, IMPOTENT
AWAITING THE NEW AFRICAN DOMINION
NO DEAD NIGGER STORAGE HERE
BLACK POWER! |
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"You should not drink and bake." |
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- I love this one. One dog's goin one way and the other dogs goin the other way.
-And this guy here's like "Whaddya want from me?"
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anytime Arnold Schwarzennegegrregr opens his mouth |
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"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'.
You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him.
Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it." -Fistful of Dollars
"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize"-Resevior Dogs
"It came with the frame"-The Burbs |
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"That John Denver's fulla shit, man." |
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"Boris? As in Boris the bullet dodger?"
"Why do they call him that?"
"Because he dodges bullets, Avi!" |
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Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian Delady, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. \'Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like \'ol squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark would go for nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He'd a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks ttook the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
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fuck, what was this from? Jaws?
my personal favorite:
"I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!"
"Lord knows I have..." |
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"Game Over Man, Game Over!"
or pretty much anything Hudson says in Aliens |
Oh my fuck yes.
Only one quote needs mentioning in this thread, though:
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum..."
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"Very good.... but brick no hit back!" |
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*Ahem*
- You know it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
- Why's that?
- Cuz you could melt alll this stuff.
*swoon* |
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it's so good when it hits your lips, it's so good! |
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-Why'dya do it? Why'dya shoot Cyris?
-CAUSE I LIKE DOIN THINGS LIKE THAT!!! |
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"First you wanna kill me. now you wanna kiss me... *spits out cherry pit*... BLOW." |
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"SOMEONE'S IN MY FRUIT CELLAR! SOMEONE WITH A FRESH SOUL!" |
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"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? "
"Oh, it looks good on you though."
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sully, remember when i said i'd kill you last? ... i lied. |
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*Ahem*
- You know it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
- Why's that?
- Cuz you could melt alll this stuff.
*swoon* |
Great scene, but typo = post fail!!
Cuz you re so hot, you could melt alll this stuff. |
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"where we're going you don't need eyes to see" |
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| "SOMEONE'S IN MY FRUIT CELLAR! SOMEONE WITH A FRESH SOUL!" |
"I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!"
"Swallow This"
 *BOOM* |
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FUCKIN A, BIGGEST PIECE OF MEAT IN THE CAVE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO EXCITE THE LADY THOUGH, NOT WITH HER BOYFRIEND AROUND!!! |
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8 o'clock?....9 o'clock?... Downstairs? |
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I was just about to say...8 O'CLOCK! You are a legitimate phenomenon. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x INFINITY |
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hahaha, "Oh here's her name on the breifcase, Samsonite!" |
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"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" |
 
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