I'm sick of this love bullshit. STOP CELEBRATING THIS POO-POO-CA-CA HOLIDAY!!!

anyhoo, what are you getttin' him / her?

i once had a valentine, like 7 or 8 years ago. then no more :(
so yea, valentine's day means nothing to me

isn't valentine's day a ploy by hallmark for people to spend more$$$

you should love your partner every day...having said that...
it's a fun excuse to do lovey dovey crap and i'm looking forward to it

but i'm not posting what i am getting because..well you know...
lol

aaron and i had this convo...and some good gifts i'm seeing advertised..godiva's...lingerie, pj's
one of the lamest gimicks though is buying your loved one a star and naming it after them...what a crock of crap...

i'm going to hooters for valentines day. hahahaha

Valentine's Day gifts should be all about sex. I'm going to give a half dozen women bottles of lube and see if any of them take the hint.

DeOdiumMortis said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! now only if they would except it....

if i had a valentine i'd buy them some land on mars...anyone hear about this? hahah

The entire planet of Pluto is only $10,000 or so.

DeOdiumMortis said:

Haha, that fucking idiot. You know the one I am talking about right? The one who found a loophole in a law and immediately claimed the moon and the other 8 planets? What a douchebag.

what??? someone bought the planets. Tell me more

He's an interplanetary squatter. Lame.

Isn't Valentines day named after a Saint?
Retzam said loophole, Fucking A.
Gangbangs should be a Valentine tradition.

i'm going to wake up drunk on valentine's day and stay that way. maybe i'll be lucky enough to spend the whole day unconscious.

My valentine this year is a cinderblock, and just like with any good woman, I'm going to make it sit on my face.

hm.. I guess this means I don't have to get sucubus anything?
score!

are you refering to DOM's post about Valentine's Day gifts being all about having sex all day? (i just added a few words..lol)
but he forgot to mention that you have to give a real present first
bahahahaha

BornSoVile said:

yeah i think yer right..you religious fool!!! =)

damn... and I was "saving up" a nice (although salty) gift

ok so save that too!!!

but please..drink pineapple juice =)
thanks

im working at 9am on valentines day

I'll buy you a big box of chocolates at your own store and give them to you you big loveable hateful bear of a man you.

party at my house if anyones interested.

you mean in yer pants...at least that's what i heard some girls say...

BAM!
no but seriously, email me if any one wants to go

Nutrition Report: Americans too salty:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/diet.fitness/02/11/salt.water.ap/index.html
rarararara

are you guys coming on friday?

>These are entries to a Washington Post competition - they asked for a
>rhyme with a most-romantic first line, but a *least*-romantic second
>line. A hoot!
>
>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
>But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
>******
>I thought that I could love no other
>Until, that is, I met your brother.
>******
>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
>the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
>so is your head.
>******
>Of loving beauty you float with grace
>If only you could hide your face.
>******
>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
>This describes everything you are not.
>******
>I want to feel your sweet embrace
>But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
>******
>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>******
>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>Marrying you screwed up my life.
>******
>I see your face when I am dreaming.
>That's why I always wake up screaming.
>******
>My love, you take my breath away.
>What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>******
>My feelings for you no words can tell
>Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
>******
>What inspired this amorous rhyme?
>Two parts vodka, one part lime.
>

I'll give each of my many ho's my shlong, and if they don't like it, a kick down the stairs.

http://www.freewebs.com/dissector1/images/valentines.gif

For some reason I can't get the pictures to work, so just visit the link I guess.

swamplorddvm said:
says the virgin

damn, you were post 50,000
damn you yoda.

yoda said:
Yoda's not as wise as I thought he was. But he's still cool 'cause his name is YODA.

reminder to order flowers!

http://www.wbur.org/support <win a Mercedes.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...od_afp/040212113049_t19bknlh_photo0
A South Korean couple buy boxes of chocolates as a gift for Valentine's Day in Seoul. South Korea's Food and Drug Administration banned cheeky St Valentine's Day chocolates shaped like genitals or couples making love.