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returntothepit >> discuss >> Scientists discover fountain of youth. The only catch is it's not a fountain. by SacreligionNLI on Aug 15,2008 2:35pm
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toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 15,2008 2:39pm
it's more of a blockade of youth, really.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 15,2008 2:41pm
or you could just drink a truckload of wine everyday



toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Aug 15,2008 2:42pm
the countess Bathory already figured it out



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 15,2008 2:46pm
yeah until she died



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 15,2008 2:51pm
... or did she?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2008 2:55pm
dundundun



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 15,2008 2:56pm
condoleeza rice = elizabeth bathory

condi isn't really black, her skin is just clotted from all the blood bathing.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 15,2008 2:59pm
cuunalingusss riiiiice



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 15,2008 3:00pm
i want nothing to do with cunnilingus on that woman. it'd be like 24/7 rag



toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Aug 15,2008 5:16pm
SacreligionNLI said[orig][quote]
yeah until she died


she didnt die until 4 years after she was locked up ... before that she had smooth ass skin and a bloody puss



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 15,2008 5:20pm
you don't know that. scribes just wrote that she had great skin so they weren't murdered



toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Aug 15,2008 5:26pm
yeah scribes are all suck asses too ... i dont think she used palmolive either



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 15,2008 5:28pm
maybe palmolive. she definitely didn't use aloe though



toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Aug 15,2008 5:33pm
imagine if she had ebay back then



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 15,2008 5:35pm
she had obey. it's a beta version



toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Aug 15,2008 5:38pm
her 650th obey order did her in



toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Aug 15,2008 5:39pm
at 650 go directly to the tower .. do not pass go ... do not collect 200 dollars ...



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