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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATTN: Women by sever on Nov 17,2008 3:45pm
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toggletoggle post by sever at Nov 17,2008 3:45pm
Why are all of you evil?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 17,2008 3:45pm
Because.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 17,2008 3:46pm
It's the fault of men they bleed from the crotch.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 17,2008 3:48pm
more importantly, why are you all so irresistably evil?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 17,2008 3:50pm
just call them fat and move on



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 17,2008 3:53pm



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 17,2008 3:56pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
more importantly, why are you all so irresistably evil?


Because you're so hilariously susceptible to our evil.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 17,2008 3:57pm
www.livejournal.com



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 17,2008 4:05pm
I bet a woman created that site.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 17,2008 4:07pm
pam said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
more importantly, why are you all so irresistably evil?


Because you're so hilariously susceptible to our evil.


touché



toggletoggle post by Slit notbal at Nov 17,2008 7:07pm
Why are you so stupid and dont just understand words that come out of peoples mouths. YOu have to make it a bigger fucken problem then it is ... just answer yes or now and problem resolved!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 17,2008 7:19pm
stupid bitches.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 17,2008 7:26pm
I love women. Especially their vaginas.



toggletoggle post by former vegetarian at Nov 17,2008 7:27pm
go fuck a tofurkey in the ass



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Nov 17,2008 8:50pm
Hoser said[orig][quote]
I love women. Especially their vaginas.


I pretty much only like the vaginas. and the tits.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 17,2008 8:59pm
Yes or now.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 17,2008 9:17pm
Dave, don't forget ASS.



toggletoggle post by uncle ralph at Nov 17,2008 9:26pm
Women need to be shown their place which is in the kitchen and on their knees.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 17,2008 9:37pm
In the kitchen and on their knees? What kind of sick fuck are you?

Do you know how hard it is to reach the top of the stove when on your knees?



toggletoggle post by yummy at Nov 17,2008 9:46pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
just call them fat and move on


everyone's fat compared to you.



toggletoggle post by Uncle Ralph at Nov 17,2008 11:59pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
In the kitchen and on their knees? What kind of sick fuck are you?

Do you know how hard it is to reach the top of the stove when on your knees?


It was a lot of trial and error but now my bitch knows how to suck cock and baste a turkey at the same time during thanksgiving.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Nov 18,2008 12:33am
Uncle%20Ralph said[orig][quote]
Lamp said[orig][quote]
In the kitchen and on their knees? What kind of sick fuck are you?

Do you know how hard it is to reach the top of the stove when on your knees?


It was a lot of trial and error but now my bitch knows how to suck cock and baste a turkey at the same time during thanksgiving.


That sounds like it could result in some crippling burns.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 18,2008 1:00am
sever said[orig][quote]
Why are all of you evil?


Millions of years of evolution... Women tend to be more selective when it comes to breeding. Men compete with each other, and women choose the best mates. Somewhere along the line, women discovered a use for the men with whom they wouldn't consider mating. It's hilarious to laugh at the stupid things they do. "Uncle Ralph" is a prime example of this type of male.



toggletoggle post by Uncle Ralph at Nov 18,2008 1:40am
Samantha said[orig][quote]
sever said[orig][quote]
Why are all of you evil?


Millions of years of evolution... Women tend to be more selective when it comes to breeding. Men compete with each other, and women choose the best mates. Somewhere along the line, women discovered a use for the men with whom they wouldn't consider mating. It's hilarious to laugh at the stupid things they do. "Uncle Ralph" is a prime example of this type of male.


You jus need a good slap and a hard fuck and that should calm you right down. Let Uncle Ralph show you the way...



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 18,2008 1:42am
I am in awe of your intellectual superiority. You must get all the girls!



toggletoggle post by Uncle Ralph at Nov 18,2008 1:49am
I only like the ones with low self esteem. You uppity cunts are too much work. I like the ones you can slap around when the sox lose and then five minutes latah they are sucking your cock loose... Uncle Ralphy in the muthah fuckin house!!!



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 18,2008 1:51am
It's no wonder why the ladies can't resist your charm.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 18,2008 3:13am
I failed at finding the xmikex quote where he states
"women are the worst"



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 18,2008 7:03am
yummy said[orig][quote]
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
just call them fat and move on


everyone's fat compared to you.



I've got that atomic bomb



toggletoggle post by yummy at Nov 18,2008 8:36pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
sever said[orig][quote]
Why are all of you evil?


Millions of years of evolution... Women tend to be more selective when it comes to breeding. Men compete with each other, and women choose the best mates. Somewhere along the line, women discovered a use for the men with whom they wouldn't consider mating. It's hilarious to laugh at the stupid things they do. "Uncle Ralph" is a prime example of this type of male.


Ever go to a club? Girls usually dress up to impress girls and especially girls with men. Point being; girls compete more.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Nov 18,2008 8:37pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
yummy said[orig][quote]
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
just call them fat and move on


everyone's fat compared to you.



I've got that atomic bomb


Yeah, but what are you gonna do with it?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 18,2008 8:39pm
Good question.

Join a band and you might have better luck. At least in getting pussy.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 18,2008 8:40pm
yummy said[orig][quote]
Samantha said[orig][quote]
sever said[orig][quote]
Why are all of you evil?


Millions of years of evolution... Women tend to be more selective when it comes to breeding. Men compete with each other, and women choose the best mates. Somewhere along the line, women discovered a use for the men with whom they wouldn't consider mating. It's hilarious to laugh at the stupid things they do. "Uncle Ralph" is a prime example of this type of male.


Ever go to a club? Girls usually dress up to impress girls and especially girls with men. Point being; girls compete more.


Fair statement.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Nov 18,2008 8:44pm
swamplorddvm said[orig][quote]
Good question.

Join a band and you might have better luck. At least in getting pussy.


I don't think being in a band will get me any more than I'm used to.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 18,2008 8:49pm
Well, then you're out of luck with actual caring women. Sorry.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Nov 18,2008 8:55pm
That's the one I have. I'm not sorry.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Nov 18,2008 9:09pm
despite just telling my cheating ex gf to stay out of my life permanently, i still have faith that there are good women in this world.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Nov 18,2008 9:11pm
crazy but true.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Nov 18,2008 9:28pm
women? i smartened up and only fuck dudes now. i suggest you all do the same.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Nov 18,2008 9:35pm
good call. I've never met a dude that purposely went out with no panties on to get some.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 19,2008 1:54am
pam said[orig][quote]
yummy said[orig][quote]
Samantha said[orig][quote]
sever said[orig][quote]
Why are all of you evil?


Millions of years of evolution... Women tend to be more selective when it comes to breeding. Men compete with each other, and women choose the best mates. Somewhere along the line, women discovered a use for the men with whom they wouldn't consider mating. It's hilarious to laugh at the stupid things they do. "Uncle Ralph" is a prime example of this type of male.


Ever go to a club? Girls usually dress up to impress girls and especially girls with men. Point being; girls compete more.


Fair statement.


Yes, very true. However, the women are usually competing with each other for the attention of men who will compete for them. It's more indirect. It's more like: "I want to be the hottest one so that all the men will be fighting over me, and all the women will be jealous."

Women are bitches. I think we can all agree on that.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 19,2008 8:07am
Most of them are salty clam necks, no doubt.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2008 9:50am
yummy said[orig][quote]
crazy but true.
wait, they are crazy... but never right.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2008 9:50am
TheGreatSpaldino said[orig][quote]
women? i smartened up and only fuck dudes now. i suggest you all do the same.
TGS FTW



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 19,2008 5:07pm
pam said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
more importantly, why are you all so irresistably evil?


Because you're so hilariously susceptible to our evil.


True statement.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 19,2008 7:25pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
yummy said[orig][quote]
Samantha said[orig][quote]
sever said[orig][quote]
Why are all of you evil?


Millions of years of evolution... Women tend to be more selective when it comes to breeding. Men compete with each other, and women choose the best mates. Somewhere along the line, women discovered a use for the men with whom they wouldn't consider mating. It's hilarious to laugh at the stupid things they do. "Uncle Ralph" is a prime example of this type of male.


Ever go to a club? Girls usually dress up to impress girls and especially girls with men. Point being; girls compete more.


Fair statement.


Yes, very true. However, the women are usually competing with each other for the attention of men who will compete for them. It's more indirect. It's more like: "I want to be the hottest one so that all the men will be fighting over me, and all the women will be jealous."

Women are bitches. I think we can all agree on that.


You're mostly right, but I've seen girls get that competitive over getting any attention at all. Just the same as they will backstab and rip on any other girl, even their "best friends", to be the queen bee in any given situation. Girls will do VERY fucked up shit to each other over dudes or social status in their little groups. And I'm talking about WAY after high school.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 19,2008 8:01pm
They need to keep their hatchet wounds clean and their mouths shut unless a johnson is in it.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 19,2008 8:01pm edited Nov 19,2008 8:02pm
As soon as I lost hope of ever getting a girlfriend, I got a girlfriend.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 19,2008 8:10pm
haha yeah. i seem to get some sort of "special friend" about every year but when I show my nice side, forget it. I've only had 1 girlfriend in my life. The other somewhat gf was fucking two other guys, and blames me for going down on some girl. She has no right to bitch.

There a million out there, so don't give up, I guess.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 19,2008 8:19pm
Dankill said[orig][quote]

You're mostly right, but I've seen girls get that competitive over getting any attention at all. Just the same as they will backstab and rip on any other girl, even their "best friends", to be the queen bee in any given situation. Girls will do VERY fucked up shit to each other over dudes or social status in their little groups. And I'm talking about WAY after high school.


Now ask me why I don't have many chick friends...



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 19,2008 10:07pm
I've just given up actively looking, because everyone I've had an interest in over the past couple months has a boyfriend. So I say fuck it and just drink beer.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 20,2008 12:41am
pam said[orig][quote]
Dankill said[orig][quote]

You're mostly right, but I've seen girls get that competitive over getting any attention at all. Just the same as they will backstab and rip on any other girl, even their "best friends", to be the queen bee in any given situation. Girls will do VERY fucked up shit to each other over dudes or social status in their little groups. And I'm talking about WAY after high school.


Now ask me why I don't have many chick friends...


LOL! I was just going to say the same thing. Girls are mean.



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